Hello there, boys and girls, and whatever the fuck you are...
Today I've decided to take a break from my serious, dry, admin attitude (Everyone: Where you ever serious?) and make something funny for the wiki.
So yeah, as the blog heading says, here we simply stop editing and start making funny memes about GTA and related subjects.
"What's a meme?" Go read Wikipeda, you mindless Moe zombies! Basically either create a funny picture of a popular and sometimes overused pic, a gif, or a funny GTA quote.
So, I'll stop
talkingwriting and just post my *cough* masterpiece *cough* right now:
Just something nice for the wiki.
Just don't be rude for others or make offensive images/comments.
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September 17 has passed and Take Two finally reveals the results of Grand Theft Auto V's launch, and Rockstar can be very proud.
According to IGN, Grand Theft Auto V made $8oo million in day one, thus becoming the biggest entertainment launch of all time, almost twice the amount of money made by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.
It should be noted that GTAV is yet to launch in Japan or Brazil, so expect this number to grow even bigger. On another note, one analyst said he thinks V will make $1 billion by the end of September - I guess he was right.
GTA V grossed $1 billion in three days, breaking the record set by Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 (the same amount of money in 15 days).…
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So, guys, after a couple of days,all reviewers voiced their opnion on, and gave scores to, GTA V (well, at least the reviewers I give a fuck to).
GTA V currently holds a score of 97-98 on MetaCritic (previously 99, thanks again, Escapist), and 96+ on GameRankings.
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The day has come and first reviews are arrving to tell one thing: GTA V is probably the greatest game in history.
- IGN's Keza gave the game a 10, saying "No other world in video games comes close to this in size or scope, and there is sharp intelligence behind its sense of humour and gift for mayhem."
- Edge is very pleased with another 10, saying "No one makes worlds like Rockstar, but at last it has produced one without compromise. Everything works. It has mechanics good enough to anchor games of their own, and a story that is not only what GTA has always wanted to tell but also fits the way people have always played it. It’s a remarkable achievement, a peerless marriage of world design, storytelling and mechanics that pushes these ageing conso…
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Hello there, criminals, arm & drug dealers, mob bosses and corrupted police officers.
As you all know, GTA V will be released in a few days, and reviewers already begin to test the game. It appears IGN will be the first to review; actually, they wrote an article that they will review it one day prior to it release.
On this wiki, the one n' only The Milkboy, err I mean Milkman (:P), will review GTA V, so expect a well-writen and detailed blog post. Not for people with weak heart.
I'll also make a review. I did an unrelated BSI review, after all.
And to the second subject: as you all know, GTA4 is the highest rated video game of the current generation (98/100 on Metacritic). So, do you think GTAV has what it takes to beat this ridiculously high s…Read more >