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Vinewood Zombie is a classic Vinewood film produced in 1981 by Richards Majestic Productions.

Synopsis

"Eating brains in the land of the brainless"

Voted worst movie of 1981. Vinewood Zombies is so awful that it's awesome.

The premise: Pop music has awoken the dead and they're waging war on Vinewood.

The stars: A cast of blonde, beautiful (and presumably very cheap) unknowns who always seem to get attacked by zombies while topless.

The twist: Zombies are hungry for flesh but hate the taste of silicone. So who can save the day? Porn stars with enormous fake breasts. Genius.

Nobody knows quite why this steaming Solomon Richards turd has floated for so long in the toilet bowl of popular culture. Maybe it taps into the common fantasy we all have of subjecting the residents of Rockford Hills to the most horrendous deaths imaginable. Or maybe we just never tire of seeing sluts in bikinis splatter brains on the sidewalk...

Comments on Classicvinewood.com

  • yelloweyes - "This has to be some of the lowest budget gore in horror movie history. Couldn't they even afford ketchup?" - 3/10 stars
  • seltzersnorta - "Any heterosexual geek who doesn't love this movie is neither a heterosexual nor a geek." - 8/10 stars
  • pusfangirl - "49th minute when the red headed chick explodes that zombie on Marlowe Drive and says "How's that for a blow-job?". Unbeatable." - 9/10 stars
  • piddleclassnerd - "Tits and zombies. Nobody can say Solomon Richards doesn't know his audience." - 7/10 stars

Trivia

  • Vinewood Zombie is possibly a parody of the 1978 action/horror film Dawn of the Dead, while the concept of zombies eating brains is similar to the 1985 comedy/horror film The Return of the Living Dead.
  • Graham cosplays as a Zombie and calls himself "the Vinewood Zombie", which he named after this movie.
  • The font color and style might be a reference to Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, another Rockstar game.
  • There is a Vinewood Zombie poster in Jimmy De Santa's bedroom.

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