You need Zoom Zoom, the legal wake-up that lasts all day.
Man:
(sniffs) WHOA!
Male announcer:
Zoom Zoom, the recently legalized, pre-breakfast nasal wake-up call, developed exclusively by the Zaibatsu Corporation with greater South American plant extracts. Zoom Zoom is specially formulated to stimulate every part of the neural cortex.
Boss:
Zoom Zoom really does start your day with a bang!
Trivia[]
The Zoom Zoom drug is possibly similar to cocaine, as they're both drugs consumed by nose and are made with South American plant extracts, as cocaine was made from leaves of the coca plant, which is grown as a cash crop in western South America.