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{{Infobox mission
|name = ...Blog This!
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|name = ...Blog This!
|image = ...Blog This! 1.jpg
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|image = ...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS6.png
|caption = [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis]] intimidates [[The Celebinator]].
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|caption = [[Luis Fernando Lopez|Luis]] intimidates [[The Celebinator]].
|game = TBOGT
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|game = {{games|TBOGT=y}}
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|type = TBOGT
|for = [[Gay Tony]]
 
|location = [[Happiness Island]]
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|for = [[Tony Prince]]
|target = [[The Celebinator]]
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|location = [[Purgatory]], [[Algonquin]]
|reward = [[Money|$]]2000
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|target = [[The Celebinator]]
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|fail = [[Wasted]]<br>[[Busted]]<br>[[Tony Prince|Tony]] dies<br>Tony abandoned<br>[[The Celebinator|Celebinator]] dies<br>[[Swift]] destroyed<br>Alerting the cops by landing in a restricted area
|unlocks = [[Not So Fast]] and [[Going Deep]]
 
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|reward = [[Money|$2000]]
|unlockedby = [[Frosting on the Cake]]<br>[[Boulevard Baby]]<br>and [[High Dive]]
 
 
|unlocks = [[Going Deep]]<br>[[Not So Fast]]
|fail = Death of The Celebinator<br>Swift Detroyed
 
 
|unlockedby = [[Frosting on the Cake]]<br>[[Boulevard Baby]]<br>[[High Dive]]
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|todo = *Get to the '''<span style="color:#809FD7;">chopper.</span>'''
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*Fly the chopper '''<span style="color:#C92388;">towards Happiness Island,</span>''' as high as possible.
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*Intimidate the Celebinator.
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*Catch the '''<span style="color:#994545;">Celebinator</span>''' before he hits the ground.
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*Land safely on the ground.
 
}}
 
}}
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{{Disambiglink|Not to be confused with [[Blog This!...]].}}
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{{Quote|Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls|[[Tony Prince]].|sound=...BlogThis!-TBoGT-Quote.ogg}}
   
 
'''...Blog This!''' is a mission in ''[[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]'', given to protagonist [[Luis Fernando Lopez]] by [[Tony Prince]]. This mission is the second part of the [[Blog This!...|Blog This]] mission earlier in the game.
{{Quote|Show [[The Celebinator|our friend]] the sights, [[Luis Lopez|L]].| [[Gay Tony]]}}
 
   
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==Description==
'''...Blog This!''' is a mission in [[The Ballad of Gay Tony]], given to protagonist [[Luis Fernando Lopez]] by [[Gay Tony]]. This mission is the second part of the [[Blog This!...|Blog This]] mission earlier in the game.
 
 
Luis and Tony trick [[The Celebinator]] to get into a [[Swift|luxurious helicopter]] that they borrowed from [[Yusuf Amir]] in order to intimidate him for [[Blog This!...|trash-talking]] Tony's clubs on [[Youvebeencelebinated.com|his blog]]. They take him high above the [[Statue of Happiness]] in [[Swift|Yusuf's helicopter]] and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him, after which Tony orders Luis to go after him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a [[Parachute|parachute]] to glide with him safely onto land. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.
   
== Description ==
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==Mission Objectives==
Luis and Tony kidnaps [[The Celebinator]] who has been trash-talking Tony's clubs on the internet. They take him high above the [[Statue of Happiness]] in [[Swift|Yusuf's helicopter]] and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a [[Parachute|parachute]] to glide him to safety on the [[Happiness Island|island]]. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.
 
 
== Mission objectives ==
 
 
In order to complete the mission the player must:
 
In order to complete the mission the player must:
* Get to the chopper
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*Get to the '''<span style="color:#809FD7;">chopper.</span>'''
* Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible
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*Fly the chopper '''<span style="color:#C92388;">towards Happiness Island,</span>''' as high as possible.
* Intimidate the Celebinator
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*Intimidate the Celebinator.
* Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground
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*Catch the '''<span style="color:#994545;">Celebinator</span>''' before he hits the ground.
* Land safely on the ground
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*Land safely on the ground.
   
 
=== <big>'''<span style="color:#c5a112">10</span><span style="color:#da6b31">0% O</span><span style="color:#c51c46">bje</span><span style="color:#8b1954">cti</span><span style="color:#04b9e1">ves</span>'''</big> ===
 
=== <big>'''<span style="color:#c5a112">10</span><span style="color:#da6b31">0% O</span><span style="color:#c51c46">bje</span><span style="color:#8b1954">cti</span><span style="color:#04b9e1">ves</span>'''</big> ===
 
<span style="color:#d3215a">
 
<span style="color:#d3215a">
'''Complete the mission in 2:10'''<br />
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'''Complete the mission in 2:10'''<br />
'''Take 0% Damage'''<br />
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'''Take 0% Damage'''<br />
'''Catch the Celebinator in 0:08'''<br /></span>
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'''Catch the Celebinator in 0:08'''</span>
   
== Walkthrough ==
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==Walkthrough==
Once you arrive at the helicopter, get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once you get high enough, Tony will take the controls. Follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when you are ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if you let him die, the mission fails. Aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once you've got him, deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.
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Once the player arrives at the helicopter, they must get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once Luis gets high enough, Tony will take the controls. The player must follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if Luis lets him die, the mission fails. The player must aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once the player has him, they must deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.
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<gallery position="center" spacing="small" widths="250px">
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS1.png|Get to the '''<span style="color:#809FD7;">chopper.</span>'''
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS2.png|Luis arrives at the helipad.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS3.png|Fly the chopper '''<span style="color:#C92388;">towards Happiness Island,</span>''' as high as possible.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS4.png|Luis is ordered to show [[The Celebinator]] the city's sights.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS5.png|The Celebinator claims that he had already seen everything in the city.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS6.png|But it's not that kind of sighting. "Intimidate the Celebinator."
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS7.png|Slapping the Celebinator.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS8.png|Punching the Celebinator.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS9.png|Luis throws the Celebinator out of the chopper.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS10.png|Luis then jumps out of the chopper to rescue him.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS11.png|Land safely on the ground.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS12.png|The Celebinator is scared.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS13.png|The Celebinator has defecated himself.
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS14.png|"''I feel like shite.''"
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...BlogThis!-TBoGT-SS15.png|Mission passed.
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</gallery>
   
== Video Walkthrough ==
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==Video Walkthrough==
[[File:GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 14 - ...Blog This! 100% (1080p)|left|566px]]
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[[File:GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 14 - ...Blog This! 100% (1080p)|350x350px|centre]]
   
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==Aftermath==
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== After the Mission ==
 
 
After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for [[Maisonette 9]], [[Hercules]], and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, [[Ray Bulgarin]] will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.
 
After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for [[Maisonette 9]], [[Hercules]], and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, [[Ray Bulgarin]] will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.
   
== Trivia ==
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==Trivia==
 
*If Luis strays away from Happiness Island, he can still land The Celebinator in [[Algonquin]] and [[State of Alderney|Alderney]], as long as he reaches solid ground.
* To reach the 100% time limit, skip the punch and slapping, and just throw him out.
 
* To reach the 100% time limit, pull the parachute ripcord in just enough time to steer yourself to Happiness Island below.
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*If the player activates the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear and the mission will fail.
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*It is not possible to land The Celebinator in the [[Alderney State Correctional Facility]], as the mission will fail for "attracting police attention". Once the mission fails, Luis immediately drops The Celebinator no matter how high he is over the prison.
* If you stray away from Happiness island, you can still land him in Algonquin and Alderney, as long as he reaches solid ground.
 
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*The parachute scene in this mission could be inspired in a scene in the movie {{WP|Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection}}, where Colonel Scott McCoy (portrayed by Chuck Norris) drops a guy without a parachute from a helicopter, jumps seconds later and catches the guy in mid-air.
* If you activate the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear (possibly falling to the ground) and you will fail.
 
   
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Latest revision as of 19:40, 24 February 2024

Not to be confused with Blog This!....

Show our friend the sights, L. I'll take the controls

...Blog This! is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony, given to protagonist Luis Fernando Lopez by Tony Prince. This mission is the second part of the Blog This mission earlier in the game.

Description

Luis and Tony trick The Celebinator to get into a luxurious helicopter that they borrowed from Yusuf Amir in order to intimidate him for trash-talking Tony's clubs on his blog. They take him high above the Statue of Happiness in Yusuf's helicopter and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him, after which Tony orders Luis to go after him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a parachute to glide with him safely onto land. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.

Mission Objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Get to the chopper.
  • Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible.
  • Intimidate the Celebinator.
  • Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground.
  • Land safely on the ground.

100% Objectives

Complete the mission in 2:10
Take 0% Damage
Catch the Celebinator in 0:08

Walkthrough

Once the player arrives at the helicopter, they must get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once Luis gets high enough, Tony will take the controls. The player must follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if Luis lets him die, the mission fails. The player must aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once the player has him, they must deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.

Video Walkthrough

Aftermath

After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for Maisonette 9, Hercules, and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, Ray Bulgarin will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.

Trivia

  • If Luis strays away from Happiness Island, he can still land The Celebinator in Algonquin and Alderney, as long as he reaches solid ground.
  • If the player activates the parachute before catching The Celebinator, he will disappear and the mission will fail.
  • It is not possible to land The Celebinator in the Alderney State Correctional Facility, as the mission will fail for "attracting police attention". Once the mission fails, Luis immediately drops The Celebinator no matter how high he is over the prison.
  • The parachute scene in this mission could be inspired in a scene in the movie Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection, where Colonel Scott McCoy (portrayed by Chuck Norris) drops a guy without a parachute from a helicopter, jumps seconds later and catches the guy in mid-air.

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IntroductionI Luv LC
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(Gay Tony) GayTony-TBoGT-RadarIcon
Part 1Practice Swing | Chinese Takeout
Part 2Bang Bang | Blog This!... | Frosting on the Cake | Boulevard Baby | ...Blog This! | Not So Fast | Ladies' Night
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Part 4Departure Time *
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