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...Blog This! is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony, given to protagonist Luis Fernando Lopez by Gay Tony. This mission is the second part of the Blog This mission earlier in the game.


Luis and Tony kidnaps The Celebinator who has been trash-talking Tony's clubs on the internet. They take him high above the Statue of Happiness in Yusuf's helicopter and, after a few punches or slaps, Luis throws the blogger out to scare him. Luis then jumps out of the helicopter after the blogger, catching him in mid-air and utilizing a parachute to glide him to safety on the island. The blogger limps off, adequately debased and having soiled himself, and is never seen again by Luis.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Get to the chopper
  • Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible
  • Intimidate the Celebinator
  • Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground
  • Land safely on the ground

100% Objectives

Complete the mission in 2:10
Take 0% Damage
Catch the Celebinator in 0:08


Once you arrive at the helicopter, get in and fly towards the pink marker. There are pink rings to fly through. Once you get high enough, Tony will take the controls. Follow the onscreen instructions to slap and punch the blogger and, when you are ready, throw him from the chopper. Luis will automatically dive after him on orders from Tony, and if you let him die, the mission fails. Aim towards the blogger and dive quickly to catch him. Once you've got him, deploy the parachute to safely land on Happiness Island.

Video Walkthrough

GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 14 - ..03:44

GTA The Ballad of Gay Tony - Mission 14 - ...Blog This! 100% (1080p)

After the Mission

After intimidating the blogger, he will write a puff article for Maisonette 9, Hercules, and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness. Luis will be given a cash reward for completing the mission, and Tony's next mission will open up. After this mission, Ray Bulgarin will call you and tells you to come to his house for work.


  • To reach the 100% time limit, skip the punch and slapping, and just throw him out.
  • To reach the 100% time limit, pull the parachute ripcord in just enough time to steer yourself to Happiness Island below.
  • If you stray away from Happiness island, you can still land him in Algonquin, as long as he reaches solid ground.

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