A Few Good Hens is a fictional book written by John Craig. It can be seen on the beds of many safehouses in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and in many houses in the Burglar aspect of the game. There is also a film based on the book, which can be seen at a movie theater in Angel Pine. However, since the theater is inaccessible, the film cannot be viewed. It is most likely a parody of A Few Good Men.