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@sarahboptician
Could someone please give me directions to my happy place


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@zachdealba
Me, some bubble wrap, a bottle of rum. I'd say I got myself a party.


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@sophiephair
I'm starting to think spending $30,000 on a liberal arts degree was a mistake


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@biggavin88
no way that hot english royal got totally busted for weed in LS!!!


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@deeptammiboo
Y duz luv hav 2 bee so compliK8ed?


Bleeter GTAVpc TraceyDeSanta
@TraceyDeSanta
Please stop sending me toys. I don't do that stuff on cam.


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@fifibroker2
Sum fuckin' birthday this is. Thats it im goin sullybat.


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@purfectbeckki
I've dropped 10 pounds. Yay for me.


Bleeter GTAVpc TraceyDeSanta
@TraceyDeSanta
@JimmyDS infantile genitalia is real medical condition so you should totally use the handicapped parking space


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@eddieeddieeddie
Am I the only one who thinks hair lips are funny?


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@WillieLoveFist
About to get gobbled by this lassie after the show when some tosser smacks me in the gob and robs my gold tooth.

Last time we tour America.


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@graceofdog
Is it too much to ask for friends who don't suck?


Bleeter GTAVpc LesterC
@LesterC
Badger Communications will rue the day they ever dropped my wifi connection.


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@licklephilo83
Walked in on my mom and dad having sex. My dad was receiving. I'll never lock them in the eye again


Bleeter GTAVpc Brucie K
@Brucie_K
Still lots of FREE copies of my 2012 workout calendar up for grabs. Don't be shy bitchz!


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@CloeParker
They've run out of champagne in first class. I'm never flying commercial again.


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@maybenever1O
Why would anyone want to steal Tyler Dixon's clothes? He's only famous for being a shit backing dancer with a crack habit who married Cloe Parker (and then divorced her like a week later)


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@lillianmose
@aarontemple stop phoning me!!!! what part of "id rather get a root canal than lay eyes on you again" don't you understand????


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@neilgolightly
My son Lozzyklingers, born 11.29am at 6.9 pounds. Cool name huh? Found it on www.yournewbabysname.com


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@odelmunk
I'm in jail and they totally forgot to confiscate my phone!


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@TylerDixon #tylersworld #mycrazycelebritylife
Just when you think you got used to all the fame and adulation an obsessed fan breaks into your home and steals your clothes ;} #tylersworld #mycrazycelebritylife


Bleeter GTAVpc JunkEnergyDrink
@JunkEnergyDrink
Kids need energy too. Don't be the nerd with the juice box. You're old enough to make your own mind up. Fit in. Rock out. Jack up your life.


Bleeter GTAVpc BarryForWeed
@BarryForWeed
The big pharmaceutical companies are blocking legalization! The government shouldn't be allowed to make our lifestyle choices for us!


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@sammydumbell22
That girl born without a face. I'd hit it. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire ;)


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@PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
There is problem with customer service hotline please stop calling it


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@tammycukgud
@jerryvanek I just ate a peanut that reminded me of your dick. Go to hell you cheating bastard.


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@PirateMusicStore
Arrrr! Pirate Music locations closing throughout the country — 50% off all cds. Those are discs with music on it.


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@MirandaCowan
You‘re only as young as the man in your bed and the hormones in your system.


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@londonyoyofreak
I'm appalled by this media stunt the Americans have pulled on Princess Georgina! Drugs? What absolute rubbish!

Leave our royal family alone!


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
2 werds 4 u tracey — CLOWN — POCKET.


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@slappaball2 #Themostridiculouslylonghastagever
#Themostridiculouslylonghastagever


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@whosyapappa
Basking in the aftergiow of a dirty sanchez.


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@JeffCampion
Finally justice for Leonora! Dreyfuss!! I knew it! www.whokilledleonorajohnson.com


Bleeter GTAVpc MeTV
@MeTV #ShitFuckMyWifesTits
Tourettes Swingers has been extended for another season! #ShitFuckMyWifesTits


Bleeter GTAVpc DrFrielander
@DrFriedlander
My patients always come first. Especially during sexual surrogate therapy. www.dr-friedlander.com


Bleeter GTAVpc SueMurry
@SueMurry
Raise income tax on the wealthiest 10%, including me (future eamings only, just to clarify). Let's end the culture of greed and corruption in San Andreas! www.suemurry.com


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@jacobmuffintop
I don't care what any of you say. Even if he did kill that girl in the most sadistic way imaginable, Peter Dreyfuss was a genius. Bury Me is one of the most surreal pieces of cinema ever made!


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@DaleJenkins
Don't waste your life on unrealistic expectations. It's better to live in utter fear and hopelessness than to live a lie. Join the atheist movement.


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@WifebeaterTVShow
Gay marriage gets hot as two ripped wives take domestic violence to the next level!


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@chuchulion
Lock up your daughters. I'm a sex offender.


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@tttturtledog
No way! Steve Haines murdered! I love the Underbelly of Paradise! What do you reckon — IAA assassination or gangland revenge hit?


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@misterpositivo4
By the time I've prayed and taken all my medication the day is almost over.


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@kaitlynchute
White wine: CHECK. Weeping: CHECK. Yes, it must be daddy issues o'clock


Bleeter GTAVpc MerryweatherSecurity
@MerryweatherSecurity #BAWSAQ
Merryweather Security Consulting is winding down its United States operation. This is nothing to do with the congressional investigation into its activities. We will continue to offer innovative and cost effective warfare and foreign policy solutions throughout the developing world #BAWSAQ


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@VeneerCosmetics
Two blue bruised eyes and blood red lips - it's what turns men on


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@emmacabell87
I just sharted in Cluckin Bell


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyBoston
@JimmyBoston #justsaying #kifflom
Maybe if people spent more time self-actualizing and less time bitching we might have a shot at world peace #justsaying #kifflom


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@landonjujitzo
I sooooo wasted I dont kno if I found some keys or lost a car


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@carawaysjulian9
Is it possible to swim under the United Kingdom?


Bleeter GTAVpc DrFrielander
@DrFriedlander
I have often said that it is better to hate oneself a little than to love oneself too much. I've said it so often, I've put it in three books.


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@pipnypiper3
Can gingers be president? I'm guessing not.


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@teacherhelenz5
If I went missing nobody would come looking for me.


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@brodyguns9
Man I love handicapped toilets


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@felixwarlock
Not the Union Depository! Just when I put all my money in gold! I'm so screwed!


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow
Old women cant get enough of me. Except for my mother who hates the air I breathe.


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@gerardicakeslaya
Another erection in physiotherapy :(


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@TheGastroBand #NobodyWantsToFuckFatsos
Isn't it time you took your weight seriously? Surgery Solves Everything! #NobodyWantsToFuckFatsos


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@ralphyscalpy #americaisscrewed
How is it even possible to rob the Union Depository? Is there anything left in Los Santos that can't be broken into???? #americaisscrewed


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
Newb rape-athon on RS last night carpal tunnel shit seriously.


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@HaydenDubose
Either Michael De Santa has the volume way up on one of his war movies again or something really terrible is happening over at that house.


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@geetatkid8
My poop is a strange color


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@neilfabre11 #i #cant #stop #hashtagging #every #single #little #thing
#i #cant #stop #hashtagging #every #single #little #thing


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@CrisFormage #EPSILON
The apple tree and the peach tree lie together in the same orchard, yet there are many trees, just as a man of Epsilon must lie with nine new partners a week lest he wither at the vine. #EPSlLON


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@brookeskylar
Sitting in the bathtub with a 5O—year—old taxi driver who I begged to come in while drinking gin from the bottle. This goes deeper than drunk.


Bleeter GTAVpc SolomonRichards
@SolomonRichards
I thought it would never happen but Meltdown is finally released to the world! A movie about the economic crisis almost ruined by economic crisis... wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Meltdown 2.


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@jacknokesthethird
I think I've finally done it. The internet has run out of porn.


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
I teabagged a mercenary of war!


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@carsonlacroy
Totally forgot what I was going to say :-(


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@RehabIsland
Another day — Another death — this is what TV is all about!


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@jefmojtitoboy
There's a shit in my kitchen. I don't own a pet


Bleeter GTAVpc MagentaFreeLove
@MagentaFreeLove #personalsurvey #conductedthisweek
Nine out of ten men find sex with a post-menopausal woman more enjoyable #personalsurvey #conductedthisweek


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@southernmarygjv
Those terrorists getting into the FIB building is just the start. I know it. This is bad. I'm so freaked out. The guy at the kebab house just looked at me funny.


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@Leahsnuggles3
im a libra but I was a preemie so im really a virgo :)


Bleeter GTAVpc LosSantosPolice
@LosSantosPolice
DWI checkpoints will be in place until third quarter quota is met for police salaries


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@Charliepwebley
Today my 3-year-old asked me if I was hammered. I was. We had a moment.


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@MaxRendaCosmetics
Hey girls! Go from a 5 to a 10 with our new line of Teeny Bopper Blush and Mascara. Puberty is confusing. Cover it up with Max Renda!


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@brycelichtin
Now the FlB's headquarters are compromised? WTF!!! President Lawton‘s dropped the ball again! Our national security is a joke!


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@alexispinter4 #fuckmylife
I just imagined the perfect speech at my funeral from the best friend I don't have. #fuckmylife


Bleeter GTAVpc SolomonRichards
@SolomonRichards
Children are like little balls of clay. You can mold them into something amazing but you can also make a real mess of it.


Bleeter GTAVpc MeTV
@MeTV
Hot Horny Teen Moms has been cancelled.


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@HughieMcGill #fuckfame #pints
Anyone see the shitting late night interview last night? I spiil me heart out to any geezer sat behind a bar, but these ponces just wanna talk about yoga. #fuckfame #pints


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@jasonmalik72
Does anyone know what happened at Los Santos International Airport? Was it a terrorist attack? Why isn't Lawton issuing a statement?


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@evagolliday
Is it nature or nurture that turned me into a bitch?


Bleeter GTAVpc NATIONALOFFICEOFSECURITYENFORCEMENT
@NATIONALOFFlCEOFSECURITYENFORCEMENT #NOOSE
We are working to make you safe. Please do as you are told. #NOOSE


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@markymech41
I remember a time when normal people used payphones not just drug addicts


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@PrincessRobotBubblegum
Fans of Princess Robot Bubblegum and Shiny Wasabi Kitty rejoice. The factories in china are churning out lunchboxes


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@onelegsean
The streets are burning in Tehran and all anyone on Bleeter wants to know is what Lacey Jonas' vulva looks like today.


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@joethelegend24 #vacationruined
A high speed chase and a few explosions and they shut down the whole fucking airport! I'm supposed to be in Cancun by now! #vacationruined


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@hannalynn6
I can't remember the last time I went to sleep without crying.


Bleeter GTAVpc fabienlarouche
@fabienlarouche #namaste
I think my perfect Aquiline French nose is broken. So much negative energy. I am finished with older women and their impacted colons. #namaste


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@gagaphilpot
I got arrested for drawing a pair of tits on the wall of my high schooi science lab. Would have been funny if I hadn't graduated 17 years ago.


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@raythebutcha
It's my 5 minutes on the prison computer and I can't think of anything to say.


Bleeter GTAVpc SteveHainesFIB
@SteveHainesFlB
I'd tell you what's in the next season of The Underbelly of Paradise but then I'd have to kill you. Joke. Kinda. Not.


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@suzieheforgives
Dreams are God telling you a story :)


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow
What is with these young female fans and their psycho dads? Btw, get ready for the unveiling of my sexy new bad boy look on the next episode of Fame or Shame! Ink and metal in, ponytail out!


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@claremacri2
Is it wrong I became a single mom for tax reasons?


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@PolePositionAdultLounge #StrippersWhoCare
50% off all lap dances if you're in a wheelchair. #StrippersWhoCare


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@evanwilsey6
Yes im still on the toilet.


Bleeter GTAVpc PamelaDrake
@PamelaDrake
Where are the German Jews pretending to be Mexican, the Mexicans pretending to be Native American, the gays pretending to be straight, and the Reds pretending to be Red White and Blue? What‘s happened to Vinewood?


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@LucyEscoto
Can I give myself a pap smear?


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@okukakikek
I h8 it when sum1 complements my bleets by private message cuz nobody can see them.


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@LudendorffAnnie
Boy oh boy helluva business with that shootout eh’! At least they were already in the cemetery :).


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@OrganFarmTVShow
The battle of the US border gets serious on the next episode of Organ Farm. Watch dying smokers chase illegal immigrants to get the new lungs they need! Only on Weazel


Bleeter GTAVpc DevinWeston
@DevinWeston
Devin's rules number 75 — only invest in potential - never in reputation. Unless it's mine. In which case, I'm your worst nightmare. Remember. I keep coming until I've got my prey.


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@sickggphil
The it's and its thing. I just don't get it.


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@cliveraiford1949
Ah, social networking. Does anyone remember when getting followed by strangers was a bad thing?


Bleeter GTAVpc LesterC
@LesterC
Taking anonymous revenge on the idiots from high school never gets old.


Bleeter GTAVpc DrugObservationAgency
@DrugObservationAgency
Swallowing balloons full of heroin is a great party trick but will get you 20 years in federal prison


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@snowchainlennie3
Anybody else noticed all those Asian fellers coming into town? I never seen so many foreign faces in Ludendorff!


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@Vespucciseth
All sorts of strange noises and goings on at Debra and Floyd's place next door.


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@YuriBooya #shitfirstdates
Swallow, bitch. There are people starving in Africa. #shitfirstdates


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@GavinZielke
Every time my daughter screams daddy I get flashbacks to my shameful year off in Thailand.


Bleeter GTAVpc CrisFormage
@CrisFormage
Land left unplowed goes fallow, for in all things there is an agrarian analogy, for the world was created before television. www.epsilonprogram.com


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@harryboogerB
Only two more days until the end of the world


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@VanillaUnicorn
It appears that we're under new management! You could have at least said goodbye before vanishing on us @Leon!


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@allisonprimmer
@malcolmfleet our relationship is over. It's not you - it's me. I keep going for assholes.


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@redstategerald19
Buying American dont count it you buy it from an immigrant.


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@LosSantosCorkers
Announcing season tickets! Only $22,000 per seat! Order now. Show you're a real fan buy paying the inflated salaries of moody middle aged millionaires!


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@crimsoncloudz
I have more questions than the internet can ever answer...


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@brandyblake7 #pleasesayballs
Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls? #pleasesayballs


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@makalayafist
I just burped and tasted something I ate 6 days ago.


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@creammonster42
Driving home down the Senora Freeway and I see a guy riding a motorbike on top of a fucking train! No shit!


Bleeter GTAVpc JackHowitzer
@JackHowitzer
@ExploderFan you send me topless photo private.


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@ellekeyfuzz
My dad just told me lesbians don't have periods.


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@gabriellachimp
For someone who claims to know everything I get confused an awful lot


Bleeter GTAVpc MerryweatherSecurity
@MerryweatherSecurity #BAWSAO
Merryweather would like to assure its customers of its continued excellence. The crash on the Raton Canyon railway bridge has temporarily disrupted our high value courier service, but we will be up and running again soon #BAWSAQ


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@doomcolton
I've got to stop drinking my apocalypse booze!


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@FacepalmCosmetics
Voluntary recall of Facepalm cosmetics powder blush. Some have experienced dizzy spells. That's the unique blend of Lead, Magnesium and Coal Tar concentrate to give you that special flushed look.


Bleeter GTAVpc SolomonRichards
@SolomonRichards
The industry might have changed but one thing remains the same: actors


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@violethump
All I want for my birthday this year is for the tears to stop.


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@PaletoJeremy
In complete shock. Paleto Bay looks like Fallujah right now. Whole place torn apart. If this doesn‘t bring traffic to my blog, nothing will.


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@dodofencer3
I love all my friends. And by friends I mean porn and weed.


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@lmplantOutsourceTVShow
Competitive Cosmetic surgery in poor countries! Don't miss the next episode where Jacky flies to Ireland and has potatoes for tits then goes on vacation in the Caribbean and bakes them till they're soft.


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@prestonlovesword #firstyearanniversary
True love id letting your partner sit on top of you when you're taking dump so they can go between your legs at the same time #firstyearanniversary


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@MarianneBlanc
I wish mon pere was alive to appreciate what a beautiful, sexual, older woman I have become. Why must I compare every man I meet to mon pere. The first man I really knew. And always the best.


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@paigewellyhola
ls it wrong I get sexually aroused emptying my hole punch?


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@mrunwlcome
Never do anything without trying to get out of it at least once first.


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@isaacnewdong
I caught a glimpse of the crew that hit the Blaine County Savings Bank while I was cowering in a pool of my own waste - you should have seen the crazy space age armor they had on. Like something out of a video game for real!!


Bleeter GTAVpc FRUIT
@FRUIT
Have you used Shelley? She loves it. Craves your abuse. She's a virtual woman in the new iFruit phone OS. Visit www.fruitcomputers.com


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@FRUIT #DronePhoneSux
Open source is like an open asshole — It's nice to play with it for a bit — but mostly shit comes out. #DronePhoneSux


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@radjamieslck
guy that stole the jb700 from the canyon studios set is my fuckin hero man those trick secret agent cars shoot out spikes and shit SOOOOOO awesome


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@hacktherippa
ok this definitely isnt weed my good night just turned real bad


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@CharlotteCrown #OinkOink
Super yummy fry up this morning. I'm such a pig on a hangover. No fat, no carbs, no protein, but still delish #OinkOink


Bleeter GTAVpc mouskatear
@mouskatear
Actor found unconscious in trailer on movie set since when was that news?


Bleeter GTAVpc KungFuRainbowLazerForce
@KungFuRainbowLazerForce
Have you checked out Kung Fu website? Great tips for teens to leam how to avoid the evils of masturbation.

www.kungfurainbowlazerforce.com


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@MadWayneThunder
^%&$%$^ are you in there?


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@lavendawidow3
How can one Yorkshire Terrier make me so happy and so sad at the same time?


Bleeter GTAVpc lonnie fig3
@lonnie_fig3 #onlyinlossantos
Check this out! Just saw a woman being ejected from a car! I think she was famous too! #onlyinlossantos


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow
To all the losers Bleeting me — for once and for all — I don't do jack it in traffic. It's a rumor and that camera phone video is fuzzy. It could have been anyone


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@pencilskab12 #thinkimdying
I wish just one time when I search my symptoms the internet would say “chill, you're totally fine" #thinkimdying


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@MaudeEccles
Anybody know which of the O‘Neils got killed this time? Was it Elwood? Or Doyle? Or did Doyle get killed at the farm?

Got outstanding bonds on half them brothers but can't tell em apart for the life of me!


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@Haileylannnon2
I would iike to officially withtract all my bleets from last night. Messy doesn't even begin to explain it. Is withtract even a word?


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@biggavin88
Only pussies double-bag groceries.


Bleeter GTAVpc AccountantTVShow
@AccountantTVShow #ilovethe50s #AccountantTVshow
This week's episode has misogyny, domestic violence, booze and banging secretaries #ilovethe50s #AccountantTVshow


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@fifigrrrrrll
love the person I'm becoming!


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@zachdealba
Out walking the dog at Raton Canyon and I see some crazy guy shooting a rocket launcher at a helicopter!!! I moved out to Blaine Country for some peace and quiet but it's a goddamn war zone!


Bleeter GTAVpc FacadeComputers
@FacadeComputers
Facade Game Studios announce new titles: Fairy III, Watersports & Mudslides, and Cannibals II.


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow
Music, hot wax, pinot grigio, suspension harness, you know the rest. Alone time is quality time.


Bleeter GTAVpc MarkFostenburg
@MarkFostenburg #awards
Anyone else think the academy is afraid of tits, explosions, and product placement? If I make an atrocity picture, there are still gonna be explosions and girls with big tits #awards


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@pickledanyan2
whole place gone mad either im dreaming or I just saw a cargo plane shooting rockets at an old crop duster plane


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@HushSmush #hushsmush #affair
Infidelity doesn't cause problems. People finding out does. www.hushsmush.com is a discrete and secure online community of extramarital daters. #hushsmush #affair


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@etthred_pumpd
Just got a voicemail from my daughter saying she's having her first period. Am I glad I didn't pick up that call.


Bleeter GTAVpc Tanisha
@Tanisha
Thinkin bout my Forum bruthaz - Lamar n Frank. Stay safe babies. Do tha right thing.


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@abbybarker9
I'm a slut in my dreams and a virgin in real life. Gotta get over my fear of men :(


Bleeter GTAVpc SueMurry
@SueMurry #suemurryforgovemor
Money doesn't bring happiness. I'm living proof of that. Let's share the wealth and work together for a better San Andreas www.suemurry.com #suemurryforgovemor


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@wesleyontoast
Just watched my wedding video. Never realized I touch myself so much. Kinda weird. Why has nobody pointed this out to me?


Bleeter GTAVpc dontelford ff
@dontelford_ff
Shudder to think what would have happen if the army hadn't gunned down that cargo plane. Proud to be an American. And scared.


Bleeter GTAVpc TriathlonMaryAnn
@TriathlonMaryAnn
Ten mile run, BAWSAQ dropped ten points, adam broke it off again, lost half a pound in fluids, Asian markets looking at soft opening


Bleeter GTAVpc TheCraze
@TheCraze #thecraze
If Dinosaurs are extinct, then why is the squatasaurus hitting the gym today? #thecraze


Bleeter GTAVpc jillsthenewblack
@jillsthenewblack
Plane crash in Senora Desert either engine malfunction or really lame suicide bomber. TOO SOON???? ;)


Bleeter GTAVpc PoppyMitchell
@PoppyMitchell
Feel like posting a photo of my vagina just to finally prove that all those photos of my vagina arent my vagina. now what I mean?


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@bakervern6
I'm bleeting live from my wife's infidelity. Stay tuned for updates and please rebleet to friends and family.


Bleeter GTAVpc DrDaleJenkins
@DrDaleJenkins
Faith is futile. Don't waste your life trying to find the meaning of nothing. Join the atheist movement instead.

www.accept—the—chaos.com


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@clasplilly_hkl
Is it possible to overdose on omelette? Feel weird.


Bleeter GTAVpc PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
@PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
We do not discriminate against customer customers should not discriminate against us business is business


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@holdmyscribe7
Bleeter is the abyss into which brainfarts evaporate. Tshirt slogan material or too wordy?


Bleeter GTAVpc MorganChester
@MorganChester #observationalcomedy
You ever get that thing when you blaze it up and then you like hear this voice telling you to go up in your mommas room and shoot the place up and you tell your homie to cut it out but there's no one there? #observationalcomedy


Bleeter GTAVpc manolodeoro2
@manolodeoro2
Anyone know the deal with Javier? The hijo de puta won‘t answer my calls or emails.


Bleeter GTAVpc yungmarlon12
@yungmarlon12
What's with all the police surveillance over Hawick? Something going on? I'm black. stoned and double~parked.

Understandably paranoid...


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@deedeedux
One of these days I'll actually get this rash checked out.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@phineas_choad
Someone PLZ date my sister in law and get her out of my house. Think my wife only younger, drunker and more self-destructive. It's win win.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@ClipLee
Six blcks wood chopped! I rok! u suk! U so weak! lol


Bleeter GTAVpc BillyBlue
@BillyBlue #BBfans
Any #BBfans in Los Santos tonight?? Sign an NDA, and legal waiver, and come hang backstage in your panties.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@cerichoir228 #worldpeace
If all the terrorists could iust worship the right god... #worldpeace


Bleeter GTAVpc JockCranley
@JockCranley #cranleyforgovenor
Do you want more money in your pay check? Taxation is unconstitutional. Stop the government robbing from you and vote #cranleyforgovenor www.jockcranley.com


Bleeter GTAVpc MagentaFreeLove
@MagentaFreeLove #potpourri
Your feminine flower will not become dried up and useless post menopause. Think dry and beautiful #potpourri


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
This some ninja weed man! Sneaks up and kicks u on ur ass.


Bleeter GTAVpc ChadMulligan
@ChadMulligan
To the thug who stole my Z-type. How are you planning to sell the rarest car in the world, genius? Just return the car, go back to the projects, and we'll pretend it never happened.


Bleeter GTAVpc MiltonMcilroy
@MiltonMcIlroy #meltdown
I'd like to state for the record how excited I am about being a part of the movie Meltdown and working with the great Solomon Richards #meltdown


Bleeter GTAVpc ImpotentRage
@ImpotentRage
On the next Impotent Rage — his arch nemesis Uberman degrades women and the environment at an oil spill wet tshirt wrestling event


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@quimbatterer #needybitches
Ladies — let's get on the same page here. If I don't reply to the first "Did you get my text?" text, don't send another one. Got it? xxxx #needybitches


Bleeter GTAVpc LosSantosPolice
@LosSantosPolice #LSPD
Work behind a desk for 12 years — retire for life on the taxpayers back. Sign up for the LSPD today! #LSPD


Bleeter GTAVpc BillAnthony
@BillAnthony
Play the color, play the smell, play the truth. I brought the truth to Othello in the Park. And that same truth is with me when I play a super villain who wears his underwear outside his pants.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@karenpoochluva
If it wasn't for my pets I'd be a friendless virgin.


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyBoston
@JimmyBoston #bros
Cris Fromage is actually like a really cool guy + religion does not come up when we hang #bros


Bleeter GTAVpc AppropriateAssociates
@AppropriateAssociates
BFFs by the hour. Surround yourself with winners for a change with our professional party guests.

www.AppropriateAssociates.com


Bleeter GTAVpc RoccoPelosi
@RoccoPelosi
Pardon my French, but just when you think there might still be some respect and class in this business it goes and fucks you. Being an agent to the stars isn't all champagne and blowjubs let me tell you.


Bleeter GTAVpc LesterC
@LesterC
I've said it belore and I'll say it again, luddites - antivirus software is to IT security what a ripped condom is to safe sex


Bleeter GTAVpc DIGIFARM
@DIGIFARM #Don'tLoseTheFarm
New characters available in the Digifarm store! Now your father can have a daughter that he pimps out when crop yields are low! #Don'tLoseTheFarm


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@jaysonbugler #liberalartsgraduate
You know your life's bad when you have a small penis but you're too poor to overcompensate for it #liberalartsgraduate


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@henrysmithethe4th #lspd #police #reversesnobbery
It's an outrage! The police threw Sebastian off a bridge and took our cars! Daddy's so buying me a Grotti now. #lspd #police brutality #reversesnobbery


Bleeter GTAVpc CrisFormage
@CrisFormage #epsilon
Not only does questioning kill you, it also kills everyone you love. It means you do not love them and you wish them to die. #epsilon www.epsllonprogram.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@think4urselv
My new drinking game — every time someone asks me at the family party when I'm getting a job I take a shot.


Bleeter GTAVpc BruceSpade
@BruceSpade #celebrities
Don Percival and everyone at Merryweather are my heroes. Finally, foreign policy is in the right hands #celebrities


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@luvgunsandi6
Kern-ann I wanna make u hole. Will u marry me?


Bleeter GTAVpc SteveHainesFIB
@SteveHainesFIB #theunderbellyofparadise
If the camera adds 5 pounds I must be really ripped right now. #theunderbellyofparadise


Bleeter GTAVpc tacobrendan who
@tacobrendan_who
I leave the van for 2 minutes to do a shit and get a parking ticket then on the way home I see 3 sportscars racing on the Senora Freeway at like 12Omph and nobody doing anything. My karma's screwed.


Bleeter GTAVpc ToeShoes
@ToeShoes #toeshoes
Forget high heels — nothing says sexy like Toe Shoes. Shoes for Toes and Twats. #toeshoes www.toeshoesusa.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@BrudeSpade #doingmybit
Has anyone got a line on some ethically sourced low carbon footprint cocaine? #doingmybit


Bleeter GTAVpc carsnpipes pedro
@carsnpipes_pedro
all that money stollen from security spending for healrthcare and now an iaa truck been hijacked thank you again liberal for fucking america


Bleeter GTAVpc Honkers
@Honkers
Counterfeit Tits! Tonight only at Honkersl Well actually every night. Come have some countefeit conversation with a real live girl. Ask for Destiny Sparkle and her blue ball special.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@richie_howII #weddingday #secondthoughts
If only I loved her as much as I lied to her. #weddingday #secondthoughts


Bleeter GTAVpc DrFrielander
@DrFriedlander
Remember: high self-esteem is often a mask for low self-esteem. In my patients, that is.


Bleeter GTAVpc mackinit2009
@mackinit2009
Armored car hit. Police shootout on streets of East Los Santos. This is like the 90s all over again.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@MarthaTerm
Why'd I do tar? When you've got a crack head mom telling jokes about your struggles with puberty on national tv, you need something to calm your nerves.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@gemmaonceboy
Drinking whiskey out of the bottle with a crazy straw while shitting on my bed. But I can still bleet so seein where the night takes me for now.


Bleeter GTAVpc YourDeadFamily
@YourDeadFamily
The real reason you're so fucked up might lie in your genes. Trace back generations of daddy issues at

www.yourdeadfamily.com


Bleeter GTAVpc brianaleatherDD
@brianaleatherDD
To the asshoie at work who keeps stealing my sandwiches, today's wasn't peanut butter.


Bleeter GTAVpc AntonBeaudelaire
@AntonBeaudelaire #MELTDOWN #meltdown
Having a #MELTDOWN #meltdown


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@geraldinok6
We tell everyone we have the greatest military on earth but we can‘t stop some hoods stealing helicopters from an army base on home soil? Pathetic. The world is laughing at us, President Lawton!!


Bleeter GTAVpc rockford captain67
@rockford_captain67 #havingabadday
First the overcooked duck breast, now thanks to some terrorists blowing up a boat at the Port of South Los Santos the Yacht Club wants to install an xray machine. What next...women in the clubhouse? #havingabadday


Bleeter GTAVpc FleecaBank
@FleecaBank
New Rewards Card from Fleeca — Get one point for every dollar you spend. Earn 100,000 points and get a tree mp3 player. That's the power of Fleeca — It's time to start paying for everything


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@urbansailor_213
Why do we have to go to school when everything I need to know is on Eyefind?


Bleeter GTAVpc Debra PuertoDelSol
@Debra_PuertoDelSol
As a professional I know it's important to make sacrifices for work


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@spampijulian9
Is it bad I just ate a tin of shoe polish? Don't ask.


Bleeter GTAVpc PaparazzoBeverly
@PaparazzoBeverly #PoppyMitchell #DirtBox #MegaStar #LoveLoveLove #HateTheBitch #NoOnesBiggerThanTheShow
#PoppyMitchell #DirtBox #MegaStar #LoveLoveLove #HateTheBitch #NoOnesBiggerThanTheShow Big news coming soon. Hunter becomes the hunted. Reality TV's about to get REAL


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@partypaul24 #LSPD #help
Im in a bedroom I dont recnognize the dorr is locked and I hear a grown man singng nursary rhymes call the police aks them to trace this nummber #LSPD #help


Bleeter GTAVpc SixFigureTemps
@SixFigureTemps
Looking for part—time work? Our best temp earned over $200,000 in just eight weeks last year.

www.sixfiguretemps.com


Bleeter GTAVpc jacksonbbj 1996
@jacksonbbj_1996 #funny #joke #submarine
teachers tellin us bout the highjacking of submarine from the shiping terminal and i say it should be called a lowjacking coz a submarines under water lol! hahahahha class in total stitches #funny #joke #submarine


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@plonkafreddie
Im cruising down Great Ocean highway look out at the sea and think I see a firework display on this big boat... then I look again...and realize theyre godamn gunshotsmi


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@andyM&A_LS
To all my female work colleagues I can only apologize for last night. You were right to call the police. I'll be back in the office as soon as my wife posts bail.


Bleeter GTAVpc jennratt73
@jennratt73
Just saw a middle aged guy vomiting in his underwear outside in plain view of passers by. Only in Rockford Hills


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@KirkSimplex
I'm having one of those days when I think about all the starving people in Africa and feel so thankful I'm obscenely rich.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@catherinejuju39
lm against the death penalty except for poaching. poachers should be killed in the werst way imaginable.


Bleeter GTAVpc fabienlarouche
@fabienlarouche
another insecure old man with no strength in his core or balance in his chakras dont blame me if your wife is not satisfied je suis la solution et non le probleme


Bleeter GTAVpc MerryweatherSecurity
@MerryweatherSecurity #BAWSAQ
Merryweather security consulting happy to announce partnership with the Port of Los Santos taking over security contracts previously held by the government #BAWSAQ


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@bingobaduin
If I've learned one thing it's that any girl who knows the rules of sports was a massive slut at some point in the past


Bleeter GTAVpc TraceyDeSanta
@TraceyDeSanta #annoyed
Any1 got a couch I can crash on? My asshole dad iust became 2 2 much. Arghhh! #annoyed


Bleeter GTAVpc bunueloaddict5
@bunueloaddict5 #hasbeen
Lazlow sucks in a big way. He's just not funny anymore #hasbeen


Bleeter GTAVpc PowCleanse
@PowCleanse #powcleanse
If you thought other diets were torture, this one literally is. Get radical on your weight loss with the POW Cleanse #powcleanse www.thepowcleanse.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@PreacherJesse #healinghands
Any of u guys a leper? Or like got chlamydia or even like really bad BO? #healinghands


Bleeter GTAVpc MarnieAllen
@MarnieAllen #HighonKram.
Epsilonism is like so much better than heroin addiction. Like so much. I mean, instead of sleeping with johns, I sleep with gay movie stars so they can convince themselves they're straight. #HighonKram.


Bleeter GTAVpc chumash kiki
@chumash_kiki
Omg police everywhere! Guy got shot at a party next door. What does this mean for Chumash property prices???


Bleeter GTAVpc DrugObservationAgency
@DrugObservationAgency #DOA
Remember, Marijuana is a gateway drug to loose sex, enjoying bad music and movies. Don't do it. #DOA


Bleeter GTAVpc FameOrShame
@FameOrShame
Who is your favorite judge? Hugh, Anita or Imran?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@taxacc_felix
Man Im soooooooo busy. Only just had time to go online to post this.


Bleeter GTAVpc AlDiNapoli
@AlDiNapoli #cleanandserene
It's great being sober again. And whatever you hear in the papers, I never smoked toilet cleaner, just meth. #cleanandserene


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@terrihdge_14
just when I think theres some good in the world the internet reminds me theres not


Bleeter GTAVpc Brucie K
@Brucie_K
Those twins went so hard last night I think I need a skin graft.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@alderneyedwin23
White supremacists carry out professional hit on Azerbaijani man in Chumash. At least that's what me and my roommate are telling everyone.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@carla_foxoxo
I wish I could know what it felt like to be ugly so I didn't take all this for granted.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@riohiehorserod
The flowers I gave to my girl to say sorry for cheating on her I stole from a gravestone. Am I a douchebag after all?


Bleeter GTAVpc SteveHainesFIB
@SteveHainesFIB
In Steve Haines‘ world running an intelligence agency and starring in a hit TV show IS work-life balance. Wish the IAA would take a leaf out of my book.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@nevastopballin
grove street got lit up 4 real old skool style - families motherfuckas blazin in here forgettin this is r house now


Bleeter GTAVpc BrotherAdrian
@BrotherAdrian
Don't let the reality pass you by. Ignore the others. This is your chance. Become an active engineer of your destiny.

www.mydivinewithin.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@ActorJoeThornton
Casting call tomorrow for henchman role in next movie. If any hopefuls want a late night runthrough of their lines? ;)

I'm staying at the Richman. Room under Mo Milton


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@warrenapedog3
The Bleeter diet: Take a picture of your meal, post it online, wait for people to comment, then throw the food away.

High fiving myself right now.


Bleeter GTAVpc SolomonRichards
@SolomonRichards
When will movie directors learn that this is actually a BUSlNESS?!!! There's nothing more unproductive than an 'artist' with too much self-belief.


Bleeter GTAVpc MCClip
@MCClip
Photoshoot got ruined by a couple of hoods who stole our seasharks. Interrupted my flow on some smokin hot models 2. When r brothas gonna stop hatin on my success?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@graham_blues4life #shattereddreams
I started to sing, people started to laugh, I started to pretend it was all a joke, I started to plan my death. #shattereddreams


Bleeter GTAVpc bunueloaddict5
@bunueloaddict5 #hasbeen
Lazlow really creeps me out! #hasbeen


Bleeter GTAVpc RepublicanSpaceRangers
@RepublicanSpaceRangers #DickforPresident
Get your Republican Space Rangers anti-bullying kits for kids. Nobody will bully your kid if they know he's packing heat #DickforPresident


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@hailey_2much
If anyone is into maggot dicks my boyfriend is single as of five minutes ago. Its like a cook flavored jelly bean u should really try it


Bleeter GTAVpc kankanjill
@kankanjill
helikopter dogfight between terorists and iaa over los santos wtf is goin on r we at war.


Bleeter GTAVpc BarbequeSpaceflight
@BarbequeSpaceflight
Sorry guys — tour is postponed — evidently defecating on stage in some parts of the south will get you arrested.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@beckertysfysy #lackofmotivation
life is what happens to me between sleep and masturbation #lackofmotivation


Bleeter GTAVpc SextonDaniels
@SextonDaniels
Solomon Richards isn't paying me nearly enough. When I heard Anton Beaudelaire was directing, I thought it would be good! More fool me!


Bleeter GTAVpc ELECTROTOKE
@ELECTROTOKE #electrotoke
Have you attempted to kick drugs before with no success? Now you don‘t need to. #electrotoke

@drugreplacementsystem www.electrotokesystem.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@outofwerkbill
If Id known the recession would last this long Id never have agreed to drink through it


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow #celebrityproblems
I think I sunbumed my wiener again. #celebrityproblems


Bleeter GTAVpc usafrankieg
@usafrankieg
Now they've breached the IAA headquarters! The heart of our security machine! This is what happens when you go soft on Iraq! I told you an attack was coming! Why does no one read my bleets!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@ScottStevens #GiveScottyStevensAStatue
I do more acting wit my biceps than most of tha clowns out there can do wit there whole bodee. #GiveScottyStevensAStatue


Bleeter GTAVpc CrisFormage
@CrisFormage #epsilon
Just as an apple sometimes flies up from a tree and becomes a great Eagle, so what seems like greed can in its own way be the most selfless act of all. #epsilon www.epsilonprogram.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@jenny_stackawacka
DAD I'll see your opinion and raise you a middle finger.


Bleeter GTAVpc lsmorticianpete
@lsmorticianpete
So I'm about to slice and dice at the morgue when the dude wakes up and goes psycho! Had to run for my life! Who says I got a boring job now!


Bleeter GTAVpc DevinWeston
@DevinWeston
Devin's rules # 37 — the market is always right, in the end. Your skill is in leading it to water AND forcing it to drink.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@yoyorambler
How long should an erection last belore seeking medical attention?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@HughieMcGill #Perseus #menswear
Fucking #Perseus #menswear shoot today. Should be down the boozer w the lads insteada doin this poncy shit.

Workout? The only sport I play is darts!


Bleeter GTAVpc DeniseClinton
@DeniseClinton #karma
Room soon to be available Forum Drive, Davis. U can move in soon as my nephew gets jailed or shot. #karma


Bleeter GTAVpc mandybrocoli
@mandybrocoli
You hear about that shootout at the coroners in South LS? Apparently IAA was involved. What's your call - terrorists or zombies?


Bleeter GTAVpc JunkEnergyDrink
@JunkEnergyDrink #progress
Thanks to our product placement on Spanish-language television shows, 90% of Hispanic children now drink Junk on a daily basis. #progress www.junkenergydrink.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@matttheviking13 #lsdstories
acid flashback at the proctologist = not fun #lsdstories


Bleeter GTAVpc Tanisha
@Tanisha #joke
So proud of my baby! U tha dumbest brain surgeon I know but I still luv u #joke


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@creamrussel
If my mom complains one more time about being alone on her birthday I'll run downstairs and rip out her catheter


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow #turnedon
Got chased out of the studio by 2 gay dads who forced me into an act of public humiliation. I love the West Coast! #turnedon


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@AntonLemeaux #money #fucking #art #foundfootage
Sex only dialectic of the postneocapitalist era #money #fucking #art #foundfootage All revealed sur la croisette


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@matthewmarknukeandbomb
todays life lesson never tell a pregnant woman shes oveneacting especially when shes a parole officer


Bleeter GTAVpc ExtremeDom
@ExtremeDom
If you're not standing on the edge you're taking up too much room!


Bleeter GTAVpc TraceyDeSanta
@TraceyDeSanta
The big day has arrived. This is what l've been training for. Chapter II starts now!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@LaceyJonas
Aren't Burger Shot french fries like the best!? For legal reasons I have to acknowledge that Burgershot paid me to bleet this but it's still like true


Bleeter GTAVpc bunueloaddict5
@bunueloaddict5
Hahahaha how funny is that story about Lazlow having to flee the Fame or Shame set? Makes a change for him to be chased — normally he's the one doing the stalking! LOL


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@andywally39 #whyirock
My daily routine. Wake up, be awesome, go to bed. #whyirock


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@steelhorsefan77
What's going on with the Lost bikers? I heard they got taken down AGAIN out at the Alamo sea. They never been the same since that Billy Grey shit.


Bleeter GTAVpc MitchDexter
@MitchDexter
Remind me — is Los Santos still in the USA? Or do I just need a degree in Spanish to order a sandwich now?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@pippy_hughes2B2
My roommate must be the only 23 year old still not potty trained!!!!!! Carpet is nasty. For real.


Bleeter GTAVpc YourNewBabysName
@YourNewBabysName
Find the perfect brand to set your child apart. Like Shambastic or Isofrazzle. www.yournewbabysname.com


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
Id tell my sister to get fucked. But that happened already. Repeatedly. By multiple dudes. @TraceyDeSanta


Bleeter GTAVpc BAYGOR
@BAYGOR #PortolaDr
Do you want to unlock your infinite potential? I have and I stand on a street corner talking to idiots all day long. #PortolaDr


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@stickivicki24
Sometimes I wish someone knew me as well as my browser history.


Bleeter GTAVpc PamelaDrake
@PamelaDrake
I was in Solomon Richards first Vinewood picture. And I didn‘t even have to debase myself on that grubby casting couch of his. His father on the other hand... Well, that's a different story.


Bleeter GTAVpc PorcupinePete
@PorcupinePete #keepontruckin
Word on the CB is Stab City got bombed to high hell. That's why you never take the wheels off a trailer. #keepontruckin


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@harveyhogbanger #lowstandards
Forget about sloppy seconds. I get sloppy firsts, man. #lowstandards


Bleeter GTAVpc MisfireGames
@MisfireGames
Hope you like the new live-action commercial for Righteous Slaughter 7. Features no game footage whatsoever!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@calliejj16
shit anotha meth lab destroyed at the alamo sea gettin very worried about my supply


Bleeter GTAVpc CashForDeadDreams
@CashForDeadDreams
Say goodbye to dying Grandma - say hello to a week in the Caribbean. Get Ca$h for that old bat's possessions at www.cashfordeaddreams.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@nickrogers52
I wish I'd never found instructions for the prostate exam online. Now I never go out.


Bleeter GTAVpc FRUIT
@FRUIT
Fruitpad 6 announced! Available in 2 months! Lines already forming at Fruit stores. Get in line now!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@cranberrysusan
A feeling is what u feel when u feel something. Decipher that!


Bleeter GTAVpc PaparazzoBeverly
@PaparazzoBeverly #journalism #exclusive
Jill Von Crastenburg taking a shit #journalism #exclusive


Bleeter GTAVpc DeniseClinton
@DeniseClinton #StraightenTheMotherfuckerOut #NotAboutGettinThaHouse2Myself
Is snitching still snitching when doing a bid would be the best possible thing for this person? #StraightenTheMotherfuckerOut #NotAboutGettinThaHouse2Myself


Bleeter GTAVpc grapeseedcharlie
@grapeseedcharlie
Just heard about the massacre up at the O‘Neils. Whole farmhouse burned to the ground. Never liked the bastards but that aint right.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@vesupucciabby
I deduce from the gray hairs in my teeth this morning that my drunken fetish for older men is back.


Bleeter GTAVpc AntonBeaudelaire
@AntonBeaudelaire
My experience as an auteur / visionary taught me that great art isn't possible without suffering. Well. now l know that shit commercial art (?) comes with its share of suffering too


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@stellabellal7
I'm fed up of being the ugliest in every threeway


Bleeter GTAVpc kevtrimbalt22
@kevtrimbalt22
Did u hear about those planes stolen from Grapeseed airport? How the fuck does somebody steal a plane when I can't even get a lighter through security?


Bleeter GTAVpc MerryweatherSecurity
@MerryweatherSecurity #BAWSAQ
After years of totally legal and, what's more, ethical lobbying, Merryweather Security Consulting has been cleared by Congress to operate on US soil #BAWSAQ www.merryweathersecurity.com


Bleeter GTAVpc TraceyDeSanta
@TraceyDeSanta
Is 22 too old to divorce your parents? And if I divorce them, does that mean they cut me off? Would I like get alimony?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@hamfan_1982 #whatsthepoint
If anyone has the manual to this crazy game called life please pass it along. #whatsthepoint


Bleeter GTAVpc DelanceyMedua
@DelanceyMedua
Anyone else who asks about those videos is going to be blocked. l‘m serious. She doesn't even look like me.


Bleeter GTAVpc sandysuresteve
@sandysuresteve
big shootout and explosions at the grapeseed airport these meth wars are out of control.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@hughjj_loptop
You look really beautiful at the office today @marycampion. Hope that doesn't sound creepy 1)


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyBoston
@JimmyBoston
Bro, hanging at the Epsilon Center, giving them money, and building Epsilon program schools doesn't make me an Epsilonist FACT


Bleeter GTAVpc FacadeComputers
@FacadeComputers
New update for ToSS OS — Blue screen of death is now a mellow mauve


Bleeter GTAVpc lspapacarlos
@lspapacarlos
chinagadazo los varios aztecas got mad casulties at the alamo sea that shit gotta get put right


Bleeter GTAVpc JackHowitzer
@JackHowitzer
Shit did I send that — I hate phone


Bleeter GTAVpc JackHowitzer
@JackHowitzer
How duz this thing work? Hey u want pix ov my cok?


Bleeter GTAVpc thomasstight yeah
@thomasstight_yeah #MMMMM
I look so good right now. If I had an identical twin he'd turn me gay for sure. #MMMMM


Bleeter GTAVpc NATIONALOFFICEOFSECURITYENFORCEMENT
@NATIONALOFFICEOFSECURITYENFORCEMENT #NOOSE
The constitution does not apply in terms of crisis. Please comply. #NOOSE


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@erikthemighty
I no I keep sayin this but I luv beeing a capriocrn


Bleeter GTAVpc BarryForWeed
@BarryForWeed #legalizemarijuana
How can the greatest medicine in Mother Nature's pharmacy be illegal? Marijuana is a gift from god. Come see me in Legion Square and join the fight! #legalizemarijuana


Bleeter GTAVpc right4eva
@right4eva #thintheherd
U read about that meth lab in sandy shores? Those redneck druggies can keep killin each other far as im concerned cancel out some of them babies they keep havin. Right? #thintheherd


Bleeter GTAVpc louisaxox91
@louisaxox91
If you eat wile you shit do sum of the calories come out?


Bleeter GTAVpc PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
@PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
Now hiring for field accounts payable positions must be stubborn repossession experience preferred commission only


Bleeter GTAVpc MeTV
@MeTV
Redneck Racists has been canceled.


Bleeter GTAVpc LosSantosPolice
@LosSantosPolice
The child abduction announced this morning was a false alarm — it was evidently a manchild in a cosplay group.


Bleeter GTAVpc LostMotorcycleClub
@LostMotorcycleClub
rumors goin round that johnny klebitz been killed somewhere out in san andreas curse of the liberty city chapter lives on


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@bobblehat55 #speakthetruth
Life isn't about doing great things. lt's about making shitty things sound great on Bleeter. #speakthetruth


Bleeter GTAVpc BillBinder
@BillBinder
The American economy is doomed! You've got two options - invest in the Binder New World Wealth System or learn Chinese fast. www.iwillsurviveitall.com


Bleeter GTAVpc PFISTERDESIGN
@PFISTERDESIGN
Check out our new clothing line. Let people know you're drive a Pfister even when you're not driving a Pfister.


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@helenmelonoops
Any1 got any good placenta recipes? And no before you ask im not pregnant.


Bleeter GTAVpc fukudad3
@fukudad3
my buddy mick tells me some crazy fuckers r waging war on the Lost at the alamo sea killed more bikers than lung cancer


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@donkeydongLOL
When all other inspiration fails, post a quote By Me, Today.


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@aubreymunch
I haven't been outside for 14 years.


Bleeter GTAVpc PoppyMitchell
@PoppyMitchell
I am so disgusted by this video circulating of me doing yoga at the Gentry Manor hotel that they've doctored to make it look like a sordid sexual act. At least you, my real fans, know the truth xoxoxo


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@carlibradley55
Yes or no - is baby talk from a guy during sex a dealbreaker?


Bleeter GTAVpc Brucie K
@Brucie_K #geneticallydifferent
Working out while drinking — all the alcohol, none of the calories #geneticallydifferent


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow
Ladies, what would you rather have: a llama or a jackrabbit? Hours of tantric boredom or 3 seconds of intense, painful pleasure?


Bleeter GTAVpc JockCranley
@JockCranley
Here's a radical idea. Americans keeping the money they work hard to earn, rather than spending it on free healthoare for immigrants? www.jockcranley.com


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@peytonjumpaxx
Why don't I look the same in photos as I do in the mirror?????


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@rileyocallahan
I just got my first movie optioned! Took me 5 minutes on www.VinewoodLoglineGenerator.com


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@YuriBooya
I've already splurged once just thinking about that Poppy Mitoheli sex tape!


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@dodofencer3
Walking along singing then I realize my dick is out in my hand. Classic me!


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@kissamarisa
karen it u keep corectin my gramma Ill go correct your grandmas face u feel me


Bleeter GTAVpc AlamoSeaTouristBoard
@AlamoSeaTouristBoard #alamosea.
You don't have to travel halfway around the world for adventure. Take a break from civilization at the #alamosea.

www.VisitTheAlamoSea.com


Bleeter GTAVpc sillyjilly28
@sillyjilly28
To the guys who robbed the Vangelico store on Portola Drive l‘ll happily swap an alibi for a diamond :}


Bleeter GTAVpc PoppyMitchell
@PoppyMitchell #virgirisarecool
dont listen to those morons in school its takes a stronger person to keep your virginity than to lose it make sense?

xxxxx #virginsarecool


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@lenthedude3
I just made fun of a stranger on the internet. I am empowered.


Bleeter GTAVpc SteveHainesFIB
@SteveHainesFIB #theunderbellyofparadise
If you want to pop the hood on the criminal juggernaut that drives Los Santos watch my show The Underbelly of Paradise. And, yes, I will be using that metaphor. #theunderbellyofparadise


Bleeter GTAVpc JusticeForLeonora
@JusticeForLeonora #justiceforleonora
Ira Richards intenview confirms there IS a confession letter hidden somewhere in Los Santos! Finally a breakthrough! #justiceforleonora www.whokilledleonoralohnsonnom


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@cinncinati_philpp
no way! got involved in a reallife jewelry heist on portola drive! Guy has a gun on me and tell me to forget a thousand things a day or something. Craziest vacation EVER!


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@hohoholguess
Don't know when it was I stopped taking drugs for fun and started taking them to stop crying.


Bleeter GTAVpc SolomonRichards
@SolomonRichards
From filming Nelson in Naples on location in Italy to filming Meltdown on a green screen in a windowless backroom. Welcome to the future.


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@wibblyhymen
RIP Jay Norris. This is a tragic day for social media. I am having a minute of silence on my Lifeinvader page and posting on Bleeter instead.


Bleeter GTAVpc fabienlarouche
@fabienlarouche
Did someone say yoga? Let's look deeply into ourselves and each other's crotches. Private sessions from $400.

Namaste www.fabienlaroucheyoga.com


Bleeter GTAVpc SwallowClothing
@SwallowClothing
Clothes for American 12—year—olds, made by Indonesian 12—year—olds. Who says you can't be sexy before puberty?

www.swallowco.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@peterpetersthe4th
When will all the idiots at my school realize that prayer is only contraception that works?


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@baconandexactly
PLZ tell me Bleeter isn't responsible for Jay Norris's death. I can't take it. Don't make me choose.


Bleeter GTAVpc CrevisOutdoorApparel
@CrevisOutdoorApparel
High—performance mountain gear worn by inner city drug dealers. You make the rules.


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@ceri_parrotlips
My new shoes look PURREFECT with the red dress. In other news my grandma's dead.


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@cashncarrie22 #hatemylife
I close my eyes and I'm see myself on a yacht on the Carribean. I open my eyes and I see my roommate passed out on the floor with his privates showing. #hatemylife


Bleeter GTAVpc PoundersFootball
@PoundersFootball
Because of greedy TV executives, Pounders games will not be on cable or satellite until further notice.


Bleeter GTAVpc SebastianDixFashion
@SebastianDixFashion
Our new fashion line unveiled in Milan — models defecate in trash bags and then wear them as a dress — This is the fashion of the future


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@pickled_piedrops #gottagetlaid
omg its been so long I think my vagina is closin over like a pierced ear. Im serious. #gottagetlaid


Bleeter GTAVpc MitchDexter
@MitchDexter
In my day there was none of this obsession with ethnic diversity. Actors got roles on merit. We just happened to all be white.


Bleeter GTAVpc tummytodd 92
@tummytodd_92 #shortstootight
wtl 2 lunatics on seasharks shootin at each other in the vespucci canals and cant get my phone out in time to take a pic!!! #shortstootight


Bleeter GTAVpc DrFrielander
@DrFriedlander
Just re-watching my 'guest psychologist' appearance on Rehab Island. It sends such an important message to young people about the importance of emotional health. Hope I didn't steal the show!


Bleeter GTAVpc Kerrymcintosh
@Kerrymcintosh
You can‘t always look forward in life. If you don't look back sometimes, you wont see that you've turned the corner. Love the NEW ME!


Bleeter GTAVpc Debra PuertoDelSol
@Debra_PuertoDelSol
Work is great when home life is under whelming.


Bleeter GTAVpc CherenkovVodka
@CherenkovVodka #GoAllNightPoundHerGood
The ultimate seduction — Cherenkov martini with the edge of the glass rimmed with cocaine, a joint, a Mollis pill for your little guy. #GoAllNightPoundHerGood


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@hank_pritchard
@emma_pritchard you know you can really tell a iot about a person by hacking into their computer


Bleeter GTAVpc footlong freddie
@footlong_freddie
Talk about buzzkili. Crazy dude crashed the yacht like some fucking pirate and made off with his daughter on our Seashark!! Just getting her warmed up too.


Bleeter GTAVpc Sprunk
@Sprunk
If you want all of the taste with none of the waist. try our new improved Diet Sprunk. We replaced the sugar with cancerous neurotoxins — you'll never know the difference!


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@handledisttut2
If anyl wans to kno whr I am im sittin with chantelle in burga shot textin each otha xoxoxox


Bleeter GTAVpc JockCranley
@JockCranley #cranleyforgovernor
Who would you trust with the future of San Andreas? A God-bashing pinko divorced vegan or a man who can throw himself out of a moving car at 110mph #cranleyforgovernor www.jockcranley.com


Bleeter GTAVpc recyclehugo17
@recyclehugo17
omfg insane shootout at the warehouse in rogers junkyard guy here says its ballas and families shit again sum wars never end.


Bleeter GTAVpc LesterC
@LesterC
I hear Jay Norris's funeral will be free, restricted access, minimal design, with guest-targeted advertising.


Bleeter GTAVpc FameOrShame
@FameOrShame
VOTE VOTE VOTE! Will Mimes on Fire make it to the next round?


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@terriplaya_undies
Ok it's official that last fart wasn't a fart. It'll be a miracle if this goes to a second date.


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@dingleharvey3
my life is an 80s training montage that nobody watches.


Bleeter GTAVpc Lombank
@LOMBANK
A second mortgage is always a solution to your financial woes. Double down today! It's only upside when you gamble with your life's biggest investment.


Bleeter GTAVpc cunningstuntacademy
@cunningstuntacademy
Suicidal? Don't get therapy. Get paid for it! Come by the academy today! Vinewood needs disposable guys like you. Become a stuntman today.


Bleeter GTAVpc rockford privatetennis
@rockford_privatetennis
I've had it with jealous husbands. Maybe if you took your mid life crisis out on the gym instead of me. bud, your wife might actually want to sleep with you.


Bleeter GTAVpc RustyBrownsDonuts
@RustyBrownsDonuts
Get your mouth around the new Red Ring of Death — cherry, chocolate and just the right amount of BURN!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@anthonyrules11
tums out grabbing your crotch isn't an acceptable form of flirtation in mexico. Knew my dad was full of shit.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@PROP14 #proposition14
Let's get people back into crafts and parlor games and make sobriety cool again! Join the temperance crusade! #proposition14 www.abstinentamerica.com


Bleeter GTAVpc BitterSweetCellphone
@BitterSweetCellphone
The Drone and iFruit phone are not smart phones. They're for idiots. We are the original mobile phone for American business — slow to change, inefficient, and ugly!


Bleeter GTAVpc VinewoodLionel67
@VinewoodLionel67 #recessiongonemad
What the hell is wrong with people today? A couple of guys just literally pulled an entire house off its stilts in the Hills!
  1. recessiongonemad


Bleeter GTAVpc loggerlight
@loggerlight #guiltlree-blackouts
Half the calories of normal beer but you need to drink 12 of them to get a buzz! #guillfreeblackouts


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@cameltrenthuge
Note to self: never eyefind "blood in poop" again.


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@peter_dogbiscuit
Just gave a speech at a feminist convention and they gave me a standing ovulation. I AM KILLING IT TODAY LOL


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@lombankmonkey
Dick McFattyface on the desk opposite me keeps looking at me like he knows I call him Dick McFattyface.


Bleeter GTAVpc DrugObservationAgency
@DrugObservationAgency #DOA
Report anyone that looks high to our hotline — you could be saving their life. #DOA


Bleeter GTAVpc alphadev 87
@alphadev_87
I know Lifeinvader is equal opportunity and non—ageist but some of these 40—something IT guys they've been hiring recently just can't plug into the vibe.


Bleeter GTAVpc pillpharm
@pillpharm
Drugs, beer, junkfood and cigarettes all under one roof. We've got your wellbeing covered!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@flagfirstgordon
This is the last time I do meth at a funeral. I really mean it this time.


Bleeter GTAVpc DrDaleJenkins
@DrDaleJenkins
It's not enough to be agnostic. Agnostics are the Swiss of dogmatic belief systems. You need to stand up and be counted. Wear your atheism with pride. www.accept—the—chaos.com


Bleeter GTAVpc CluckinBell
@CluckinBell #CluckinBellCruelty
To the dimwits at #CluckinBellCruelty — Chickens aren't the only things massively overweight, raised in crowded quarters and so drugged and fat they can't walk — have you visited the South?


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@oliviahelluva2
Bleeter is like having a diary I deliberately leave open in a place I know everyone will find it.


Bleeter GTAVpc DIGIFARM
@DIGIFARM
Our servers are back! Sorry for the glitch that wiped out everyone's farm with locusts.


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
jumpin on righteous slaughter in 5 if any of u bitchz wanna get fucked!


Bleeter GTAVpc debbiebabes85
@debbiebabes85
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I must be really trying to impress a drunken slut.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@muttonjohnpoo #westcoastcrazy
You know you're in Los Santos when...there's a driveby shootout on the Del Ferro Freeway over a yacht. #westcoastcrazy


Bleeter GTAVpc tonymctony
@tonymctony
To the person who started the rumors about me getting leg extensions at Implant Outsource — I'll sue you so hard your inbred great-grandbabies will still owe me money.


Bleeter GTAVpc SeriousCougarShow
@SeriousCougarShow #HospicelsHot
Congrats to Jesse Turner — he's put Mildred Keene in the ground with a smile on her lace — #HospicelsHot


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@profkevin_2cool
Does it look like I give a shit? is a great example of a rhetorical question.


Bleeter GTAVpc SueMurry
@SueMurry
I used to teach my class that just because Juan's lunch smells weird and is wrapped in a leaf doesn't make him different or better. Latinos have a special place in my heart www.SueMurry.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@PussycatPorn
Congratulations to Holly Waterpark for taking home the Loudest Pregnant Milf Orgasm award last night. Her Golden Dong trophy didn't make it past security


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@veggie_suej
Guess what...l'm on vacation...AGAlN! One of these days my life will get shitty. Luv u all xxxxx


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@SorryCommodeBand
Sorry Vice City — we were too wasted to play — but your local drugs are fantastic!


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@fearfirst27
Just heard those Merryweather private soldier psychos from Iraq and shit are in LS!


Bleeter GTAVpc SwingersBaseball
@SwingersBaseball
Absent Dad Day at the game tomorrow — attempt to bond with the son you lost in the divorce over $20 hot dogs at $150 seats in the nosebleed section.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@stayathome_helen23
My baby just waved at me! I knew you'd all want to know right away! Pics to follow! Yay for smartphones!


Bleeter GTAVpc Lazlow
@Lazlow #onedayatatime
Not feeling great about myself this morning. Should have known class drinks after Sex Addicts Anonymous group was a bad idea. #onedayatatime


Bleeter GTAVpc PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
@PremiumDeluxeMotorsport
Again I am victim of vicious hate crime. Vandalized and attacked by another racist who cannot stand to see hardworking taxpaying armenian american succeed.


Bleeter GTAVpc Benefactor
@Benefactor
Soccer moms, check out the new Benefactor Serrano luxury crossover. It's an SUV, it's a minivan, it's a station wagon, it's none of the above. lt's practically hip.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@BobbyBlue #UpnAtom #notasellout
Just had a great #UpnAtom burger sometimes as an artist I just love to eat original burgers because its food from when we were morally superior. #notasellout


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@redfishturd #thoughtoftheday
Why do hospitals need to advertise on TV? Don't everybody just go to the nearest one? Just sayin. #thoughtoftheday


Bleeter GTAVpc WhizWireless
@WhizWireless
Drone recall! Do not take cock pics as the software has been accidently texting pics to everyone in your address book


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@jenny_wordup
I'm starting to think the bad smell I've been complaining to everyone about all day might be me.


Bleeter GTAVpc JimmyDS
@JimmyDS
u think uve got it bad dikheads sum mothalucka just robbed my new wheels sux a massif dick lemme tell u.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@balla4life_realtalk
If Families BGs want beef they gonna get dealt with. Sum bitchz never lern.


Bleeter GTAVpc BrotherAdrian
@BrotherAdrian
Find out for yourself. Find out about yourself. Discover the divine within. www.mydivinewithin.com


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@bitchinlionel_14
Don‘t u h8 it when ur textin in bed and the phone falls on ur face? Hahahahah LOL :--------O)


Bleeter GTAVpc Brucie K
@Brucie_K #geneticallydiiferent
When you fly with the bald eagle, ladies, remember that it's a bird of prey. #geneticallydifferent


Bleeter GTAVpc AccountantTVShow
@AccountantTVShow
Finally we've made accountants sexy. Watch the next episode where Tracy explains the minutia of American tax law during sex.


Bleeter GTAVpc BahamaMamasWest
@BahamaMamasWest
RIP to our dancer Jade Sparkle who passed away last night. She had such a bright future of degrading herself for money.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@mrshfchadwick
I still don‘t understand the @ and #. Why does it have to be so complicated? Can someone forward this to my grandson?


Bleeter GTAVpc railroad pete47
@railroad_pete47 #trippedout
so im on my break and a dude runs past gettin chased by one them huge psycho ghetto dogs. nature program apex predator shit man no joke #trippedout


Bleeter GTAVpc DevinWeston
@DevinWeston
Before you ask, I follow no one. Humility is for the humble.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@eyelashannie #familypartiessuck
It should be illegal to have to kiss your uncle on the mouth over the age of 16. #familypartiessuck


Bleeter GTAVpc pato grande26
@pato_grande26
They sayin Los Santos Vagos got run up on bad. I mean like ten homies face down bad. Shit just got turned up.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@Alcopatch
Product recall for Alcopatch 12 pack. Use causes impotence and domestic violence in men. Please return product for refund


Bleeter GTAVpc sexxisandra ruggirl
@sexxisandra_ruggirl
My boyfriend says my thoughts before I even think them. i luvvvvv him SO MUCH. Id marry him if it werent for all the slappln around.


Bleeter GTAVpc AlDiNapoli
@AlDiNapoli
Sometimes it‘s really tough being a famous hard man as everyone just wants to fight you but they soon see I'm just a big old softle. Despite what my ex wife says in her book.


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@princess_gemma29
If one more of the fuglies I went to school with bleets about how happy their life is Im totally switching off my feed for 24 hours


Bleeter GTAVpc CreditCardConsolidationKings
@CreditCardConsolidationKings
Stop blaming yourself for debt. Wipe the slate clean at www.creditcardconsolidationkings.com then go out and treat yourself to something nioe.


Bleeter GTAVpc ERIS
@ERIS
Eris Pump-Ups back AGAIN by popular demand and because we can't get anybody to buy our new products! They really are limited edition this time!


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@gogodave
major shootout goin down rite near the boardwalk at vespucci beach I can hardly bleet im rolerblading so fast


Bleeter GTAVpc JoshBernsteinRealtor
@JoshBernsteinRealtor
From selling the dream to living the nightmare. I hope you sleep well tonight Lenny Avery. I'll be trying to extract the knife from my back.


Bleeter GTAVpc Kevmeister yo
@Kevmeister_yo #drinkingtoomuch
I woke up with dick drawn on my head. Didn't notice till mom pointed it out. #drinkingtoomuch


Bleeter GTAVpc ClayPGJackson
@ClayPGJackson #keepingitreal
I'm a former gangster but I have a sensitive side. I write poetry and wear dresses and go to ballet and cry just like a real artist. I make vodka. Also like a real artist #keepingitreal


Bleeter GTAVpc cowboy becky
@cowboy_becky
Ive made peace with it if I think of him as my dads son it dont feel so weird luv dont have boundaries on an alligator farm


Bleeter GTAVpc RedwoodCigarettes
@RedwoodCigarettes #breakfastofchampions
New study in China concludes eggs are worse for you than cigarettes. Start your day the Redwood way. #breakfastofchampions


Bleeter GTAVpc Generic
@suicideplumber4
I can finally conlirm with certainty that weed and building up a stockpile of emergency doomsday provisions do not mix.


Bleeter GTAVpc nobbly head