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Bull in a China Shop
Pre-Mission Phonecall
Vladimir Glebov calls Niko Bellic.
Vladimir Glebov Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin, it's Vlad.
Niko Bellic Vlad? Name doesn't ring any bells. I'm sorry.
Vladimir Glebov You better start remembering important people you dumb peasant. Your cousin owes me a lot of money. If you don't want to make things real difficult for him you're going to come to Comrades Bar on Mohawk. I have a work for you.

Cutscene 1
Niko Bellic enters the bar and meets Vladimir Glebov. Vladimir Glebov asks Niko Bellic to collect money from a shop owner and Niko Bellic leaves.
Mel Ah, fuck you! You're a bunch of pussies and fags!
Mickey Nice.
Mel I'm going back to the meetings.
Mickey Good.
Mel I'm going to be somebody!
Mickey Yeah, yeah. See you later, Mel.
Mel You always were an asshole, Mickey...
Mickey Hey! Watch where you're going.
Niko Bellic Hey!
Mel Hey...
Mickey I tried to tell ya.
Mel Fuck you...
Niko Bellic Excuse me.
Vladimir Glebov So, Ivan - I see you later, okay? Yokel... fatty Roman's cousin... what's your name again?
Niko Bellic Big mouth prick.
Vladimir Glebov Very catchy, sit down Cousin... Niko... that's it, Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy.
Niko Bellic I try.
Vladimir Glebov Yes... and this once, I let you take the shit out of me.
Niko Bellic Take the shit?
Vladimir Glebov Yes, mickey about.
Niko Bellic I don't understand.
Vladimir Glebov People who fuck with me get fucked with!
Niko Bellic Okay, fine. Calm down.
Vladimir Glebov Whatever, some old man not paid me in months, and I'm not kind of person who is treated this way. Old bastard owns a china shop on Camden Avenue in Dukes. Here you go... Don't hurt him. Just teach him a lesson.
Niko Bellic I don't need a bat to teach a lesson.

Cutscene 2
Niko Bellic arrives at the shop, and was refused entry.
Niko Bellic Hey, let me in. You owe Vlad protection money, old man.
Shop Owner Big Vlad and his protection money, I so scared. What I need protection from?
Niko Bellic You think this door is going to save your shop? There's shit I can break out here.
Shop Owner Vlad should pay me to tell punks like you to go away. He get no money.

Cutscene 3
Niko Bellic smashes the shop window.
Shop Owner Stop it shit brain. I pay up now, I pay up.
The shop owner pays up.
[These dialogues will play in random]
Shop Owner Here's your money. I hope you and Vlad choke on it.
Niko Bellic Sure, whatever.
Shop Owner Shit. Here. I thought Vlad and I had understanding?
Niko Bellic Only thing I understood was you owed him money.

Cutscene 4
Niko Bellic returns to the bar and returns the money to Vladimir Glebov.
Vladimir Glebov Hey yokel, you manage to do the job? Get Vlad his money?
Niko Bellic He paid up. I had to smash the shop up pretty good, but he paid.
Vladimir Glebov Don't worry your little peasant head about it. Stupid jerk made a mistake of telling me how much he gets that shit for back east. He's the biggest crook in the neighborhood. Lucky I don't tell his customers what they're paying for.
Niko Bellic That it? Can I go now?
Vladimir Glebov Sure, get out of my face.

Post-Mission Phonecall
Roman Bellic calls Niko Bellic.
Roman Bellic Niko, how you doing? This is so much fun.
Niko Bellic You know Roman, I haven't been having too much fun since I got here. Has been a lot like hard work.
Roman Bellic Well, you should hang out with your cousin more often.
Niko Bellic Maybe that is the problem.
Roman Bellic Ha ha. I'm sitting here with Brucie. Well, we're sitting here and calling the cops and watching them show up and look around. The fucking stupid bastards.
Niko Bellic You shouldn't cry wolf, Roman. Who knows when you really need help.
Roman Bellic Fuck, I think they see us. Have to go, Niko.

Fail Cutscenes & Dialogues
The shop owner is dead.
Niko Bellic calls Vladimir Glebov.
Niko Bellic Vlad, I scared the old man too much. He's dead.
Vladimir Glebov Stupid peasant, think about it. Dead men can't pay me money. Now your cousin going to have to owe me for this as well.

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