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Cannon Fodder is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by Cubans leader Umberto Robina from his fathers café in Little Havana, Vice City.


Tommy Vercetti goes to Café Robina and meets Umberto Robina, who has started an open gang war with the Haitians, sending his men to attack their drug factory in Little Haiti. The factory, however, is proving impregnable and so Umberto sends Vercetti to drive some new Cuban gangsters to the scene and help the steal the Haitian's van loaded with a drugs shipment. Vercetti leaves the café and finds a four doored vehicle and returns to collect three Cubans before driving to The Well Stacked Pizza Co. store opposite an alleyway leading to the factory, dropping off the Cubans and meeting Rico. Vercetti kills a number of Haitians guarding the entrance and, after their dead, some Cubans run down the alleyway and into the factory walls, but are killed by a sniper. Vercetti, now joined by three more Cubans, kills the sniper and enters the factory walls, killing all the Haitians he meets. Vercetti and Rico then get into the Haitian van and drive it back to the café.

Mission objectives

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Get a car and pick up the Cubans from outside Robina's Cafe
  • Go and drop the Cubans off at the fight
  • Take out the sniper
  • Finish off the rest of the Hatians so the Cubans can move forward
  • Return to Robina's Cafe with the Van and park it round the back


Tommy Vercetti: Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto.

Alberto Robina: No problema, Tommy.

(Umberto Robina shows up, tense and shaken.)

Umberto Robina: Papi! Un gran problema!

Alberto Robina: Umberto, my son. What happened?

Umberto Robina: The Haitians! I hate these Haitians! They mess with me for the last time! These Hai - these Haitians. We take 'em out! Only we need some backup. I lost a few hermanos already out there. Tommy, amigo. You drive good.

Tommy Vercetti: For a woman. Right?

Umberto Robina: This is no time for joking! Come on, drive for me again! Take my boys over there, and then we take these Haitians down! They mess with me! They mess with the biggest boy in town!

(Tommy leaves Café Robina and finds a four doored vehicle, picking up three Cubans.)

Cuban: We gonna fight like men.

(Tommy Vercetti and the three Cubans arrive outside the Haitian drugs factory)

Rico: Hey amigo! Good to see you could make it! Stiinkin' nest of Haitians! We gonna kill 'em all! CHAAAARGE!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans reach the entrance of the drugs factory.)

Rico: Now my brothers! CHAAAARGE!

(Three Cubans charge inside the factory walls and are shot dead by a sniper.)

Rico: Sniper on the roof! They fight like girls! Take cover!

(Rico pulls out his phone.)

Rico: We need reinforcements from the café!

(The reinforcements arrive.)

Rico: Take out that cowardly sniper.

(Tommy Vercetti kills the sniper and the guards.)

Rico: Fight like men with HUGE cojones!

(Tommy Vercetti, Rico and the Cubans storm the drugs factory, killing all the Haitians insight.)

Rico: Tommy, we have proved our manful bravery. Let us steal this van filled with drugs and make good our escape!


The reward for completing the mission is $2,000 and the mission Naval Engagement for Umberto Robina is unlocked.


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