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Colonel Cuddles is the name used by a male love-meet.net user in Grand Theft Auto IV. No matter how many times Niko Bellic contacts him, he will never date him, despite the fact that the love-meet.net computer thinks they would be a good pair.
He can be seen as a pedestrian around the city driving a Taxi or Cabby, although he may appear to look older when seen.