Crimson Executive Spouse Indemnity Services is a legal service offering life insurance for wives in case they suffer terrible accidents shortly afterwards. The commercial of the legal service is regularly heard on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Their phone number is 1-866-505-CRIM.
Commercial[]
Transcript
Wedding music plays.
Man 1 (flashback):
Until death do us part...
Man 1:
Gosh, I remember that day like it was yesterday. Jennifer looked so beautiful... I knew I'd love her forever. And then... she was driving along a canyon, and her brakes went out.
Sounds of car skidding and crashing.
Man 1:
I'm moving on now, and I've re-married someone half my age. God, I love banging her!
Man 1:
I started my life over with Crimson Executive Spouse Indemnity Services. Life can be uncertain, and you never know when your wife will be tragically taken away. Crimson set me up with a huge life insurance policy on my wife. I can't have her back, but now I have a second home.
Man 2:
I was devastated when I found out my wife was cheating on me. And even more so when she fell underneath the train! I was nowhere near at the time and my phone records proved that. My life changed forever. I was a real mess for hours. Thankfully, the week before I'd met with Crimson. Thanks to Crimson, I've had a penile augmentation and am much more confident with women. Thank you, Crimson!
Announcer:
To have a Crimson Planning for the Future Kit faxed to you, just dial 1-866-505-CRIM.