- "I love that man. Just a shame he's a poof!"
- ―Daisie, talking about Tony
Daisie Cash-Cooze is a character in The Ballad of Gay Tony.
She is a debutant from London, supposedly famous (having been voted "Babe of the Month") and also has a cocaine addiction. Her father is a wealthy businessman with a peerage (a highly prestigious honorary title in the United Kingdom) who spent £200,000 on her education. She also visits Shropshire (likely her family's home), St. Tropez and Liberty City, where she slept with Maisonette 9 bouncer Luis Lopez. After hooking up with Luis she returned to London, dated and got engaged to a man named Bertie (also privately educated, and allegedly bisexual but "seventy percent hetero"). She may have been lying about returning to London, but her engagement to Bertie would support her claim.
She reunited with Luis in 2008 as a random character in Maisonette 9. She gave action star Chris Hunt a handjob and he planned on leaking the video online, to disprove rumors that he is gay. Luis drove Daisie around Algonquin in an attempt to track him down via his cell phone bleets. They travel to Perseus, Squid Row and eventually they find him in Star Junction where he is supposedly premiering his latest movie, which turns out to be his sex tape on the Weazel News mega screen. The Celebinator writes an article on his website about the sex tape.
Daisie later sends Luis an e-mail thanking him for his help and reveals that she and Bertie are getting married.
The Ballad of Gay Tony
- One Random Encounter
Daisie's Random Encounter