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This page lists all protagonist, pedestrian and law enforcement dialogue in Grand Theft Auto IV and Episodes From Liberty City.

Protagonists

Niko Bellic

  • Push me! PUSH me! (taunt)
  • God bless this city! (taunt)
  • You are an typical Liberty City asshole.
  • You are an imbecille! (when crashing)
  • You are an idiot! (when crashing)
  • You fool! (when crashing)
  • You're really annoying me now! (when crashing)
  • I'm glad this is not my car. (when crashing)
  • Oh! I hope that didn't hurt as badly as it looked. (When hitting a pedestrian)
  • Sorry! (when hitting a pedestrian)
  • My mistake!
  • I hope you have health insurance! (when hitting a pedestrian)
  • Not fucking funny.
  • Not funny.
  • Not now, hurry the fuck up!
  • I should have stayed at home!
  • Shit!
  • Open your eyes!
  • Open your stupid eyes!
  • Open your eyes idiot!
  • You idiot!
  • Are you trying to get us killed!
  • You going to stop me, asshole?!
  • Try and stop me, asshole!
  • I guess we can't be friends.
  • Take me down asshole!
  • You asshole!
  • Screw this...crap!
  • Yes, let's go quick.
  • Bullshit!
  • How are you allowed on the road!
  • Fuck this!
  • Don't mess about!
  • Come on now! 
  • Fuck this shit!
  • What?!
  • What is it?!
  • You like?!
  • Go to Hell!
  • Any more of you? Any more?!
  • Be scared!
  • This place is worse than home!
  • Having a good day?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
  • Aaaaaaaaaagh! Motherfuckers! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
  • Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • This place is not much of a fucking holiday! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • This place is really getting to me! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • This town is starting to get on my nerves! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Screw this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Fuck this! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Motherfuckers! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • I've got to stop fucking this shit up! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • I can't stand this shit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Oh, man! This is fucking bullshit! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Roman! I should have never read your fucking e-mails and stayed away! (Complaining when failing a mission)
  • Take my cousin, will you? (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
  • Enjoying yourselves?! (When fighting with enemies, especially featured in missions)
  • Come on!
  • Come on, test me! Test me! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
  • Yeah? YEAH?! (When fighting with enemies)
  • I'm leaving here with Roman! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
  • This is it for you! (Featured only in Hostile Negotiation when fighting with the Russians)
  • Here we go! (Featured in fighting)
  • Who do you people think you are? (Featured during some missions)
  • No one fucks with my family! (Featured in missions)
  • YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DONE! (Featured in missions)
  • DON'T FUCK WITH ME! (Featured in fighting)
  • I will rip your fucking heart out! (when fighting)
  • Fuck off!
  • Come on, you piece of crap! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Start, please! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Will you start!? (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Not now, not now! (when an vehicle engine is stalled, rare)
  • Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • This is bullshit! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Come on, piece of shit! Start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Come on baby, start! (when an vehicle engine is stalled)
  • Are you going to start?!
  • Come on, come on!
  • I need this! (when stealing an occupied car)
  • I have a very, short, fuse... (when aiming at a civilian)
  • You want a bullet in you?!
  • Do you think I'm a joke?
  • Don't make me kill you!
  • You want me to rob you or kill you?!
  • I'm robbing you, don't make me kill you.
  • Sorry, lady! (when stealing an car with a female driver)
  • This is a carjacking, mister! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
  • Sir, I need your car! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
  • You - out of there! (when stealing an occupied car)
  • Get out the car, man! (when stealing an car with an male driver)
  • I need your car, man! (when stealing an car with a male driver)
  • Suck it up and stay down!
  • You want some more?!
  • Stay down, or I will finish you off!
  • Stay down there!
  • You should probably stay down.
  • It's just a wound. You want me to finish you off?!
  • Shithead!
  • You're going to die, friend!
  • Damn enough!
  • Damn, this isn't the right car for that shit. (Crashing after doing a stunt jump, rare)

Johnny Klebitz

  • We all gotta go someday. (when aiming or shooting)
  • Prepare to get shot, pal!
  • You wanna die? Huh?!
  • Yeah! I'm armed, asshole!
  • Don't you push me!
  • You wanna get shot?!
  • Ever been shot!?
  • Look at me, look at me!
  • Eat shit and die!
  • This what you're looking for?!
  • You caught in a bad mood!
  • How you doing?
  • Excuse me!?
  • Hi there!
  • You gonna be a wiseguy huh?
  • It's only a fake!
  • Hi!
  • You wanna die?
  • You want to fuck with me now?!
  • Keep fucking with me!
  • Oh, I'm sorry. It's a gun!
  • Forgive me, it's just the gun.
  • What's your position on gun ownership?
  • You want a bullet in ya?
  • Yes, it's a gun!
  • You think you're hard do ya?
  • Look at that, a gun!
  • Yeah, I'm pointing a gun at you, pal!
  • What happens now?!
  • What now?
  • How's your day going?
  • You want me to kill ya?
  • A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but a bike will never let you down. (taunt)
  • I don't care if I die! (taunt)
  • My cage! (when crashing)
  • You see my car here moron?!
  • I don't have insurance!
  • The cage!
  • L.C shitdrivers!
  • I don't have time for dumbasses!
  • Asshole!
  • Just like the rest of the drivers in this town, you're a prick!
  • Hey! You fucking crashed into me!
  • Yeah! That's my car you crashed into!
  • What you hit me for?!
  • The fucking cage!
  • No hittie my fucking car!
  • You high? Fucko!
  • Youre.. an asshole!
  • I gotta get out of this car in a second!
  • Yo! The car!
  • Breaking point!
  • You hit me, dickhead!
  • Oh you did it!
  • This fucking town!
  • You blew the guy giving you your driving test?
  • Hey! Don't hit other cars man!
  • This a game!? Why'd you hit me?
  • Aww shit!
  • You're pissing me off!
  • Say fucking sorry!
  • Sorry ain't gonna cut it!
  • You're gonna do some damage! Get off the road!
  • I ain't got time for this!
  • Take yourself off the road!
  • Shit! You got yourself to blame, dumbass!
  • Take your head out your ass!
  • You blind or something?
  • Suicidal asshole!
  • Dude, come on!
  • Dude, shit!
  • Didn't see ya there!
  • My apologies!
  • Shit! They let you drive?
  • You crashed into me, good for you!
  • What is it with this town and shit driving?
  • Do us a favor and stay off the roads!
  • Ah man.. No!
  • Get your head out of your ass and watch the road.
  • Cagers man!
  • Dumbass, you hit me!
  • You high?!
  • My car man!
  • Dude, my cage!
  • You see my car here?!
  • No, my cage!
  • I don't need to get crashed into!
  • You're lucky that wasn't my bike!
  • What I'd give to be on my bike!
  • Shit, shit, shit!
  • Now I'm fucking angry!
  • Oh, for fuck's sake!
  • What's your fucking problem?!
  • You're pissing me off!
  • Oh man, no, please!
  • It's happy hour or something?
  • I'm about to have a sense of humor failure!
  • Talk to the guy I took this car from.
  • Sorry pal!

Luis Lopez

  • My car! I should be sueing you!
  • Oy what the fuck!?
  • Another asshole!
  • Woah! I ain't got time for this shit!
  • Oh give me a fucking break.
  • You're annoying me now.
  • You assholes wanna kill me, huh?
  • Woah man, too close!
  • Woah, too close.
  • Screw you!
  • Ya Jackass!
  • Woah, how you not see me?
  • Get outta' the road!
  • Oh for fuck's sake!
  • Oy, idiot! You fucking bitch.
  • Fucking joke!
  • Shit!!
  • What another fucking jerk!
  • Stop that shit!
  • takes deep breaths*
  • You playin' for time?
  • C'mon!
  • That's enough fun time for you.
  • Okay, you really wanna fight?
  • Screw this.
  • You're an asshole.
  • See ya around.
  • Sorry about that mate.
  • Bulls-eye baby!
  • Oh okay! Let's see what you got.
  • You're upsetting the other patients.
  • I think you should leave.
  • Sorry man, but this ain't a strip club, so it's time for you to go.
  • Okay, you obviously...wanna get hit.
  • Hey sexy.
  • You shit, I gotta go.
  • Yo what the fuck?
  • You're beautiful.
  • Yo man, that's total crap man, damn.
  • Boy, don't blame me 'cause people pick on you at school. (When being arrested)

Characters

Brucie Kibbutz

  • Look [stutters] let's...just...play some music man!
  • Don't let 'em get me NB!
  • Shit! Unlucky and be.
  • Can I turn this shit off!?
  • Don't do that shit!
  • You're lucky!
  • This..is what feminism..is all about!
  • I can't believe these people! They're animals! All of them!
  • Hell..Yeah NB! Take that shit! Just like we take the bitches we want <the close?>
  • It's gonna blow!
  • He-hay it's better than a poke in the eye<?>
  • I wonder...who's the dog, and who's the bitch today?
  • Whassup homie!?
  • What the fuck!!??
  • The car's gonna blow!
  • What'da fuck!?
  • Whatddup NB!?
  • Yoo!

Pedestrians

  • Vai tomar no teu cú porra! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
  • Vai pra casa do caralho! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
  • Não enche meu saco não, asshole! (when being pushed by the protagonist)
  • D motherfucker! D, as in Drive! (in traffic)
  • Come on! My girl is waiting for me! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
  • What are you waiting for? Christmas?! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
  • Haul ass, dickhead! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
  • Come on! Come on! Come on! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)
  • Move it asshole! I gotta get to pizza shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
  • Hey bro, either I get to Burger Shot, or someone's getting shot! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
  • What the fuck is going on?! (Spanish Lords in traffic)
  • A' Can't fuckin' believe this! (London-British accent, after a crash)
  • Come on! I got shit to do! (British accent, in traffic)
  • What is this shit?! My car! (Taxi driver after an runover)
  • Hey, my car! (Russian driver after an crash/runover)
  • Come on, step on the gas pedal! (in traffic)
  • Come on, this is ridicolus! (in traffic)
  • Move that thing! (in traffic)
  • Stupid malaka! (Taxi Driver)
  • Geheime! I should've picked my other wheel! (in traffic)
  • Don't make me late to school! (in traffic)
  • Shit! (in panic)
  • Son of a bitch! (in panic)
  • Shit, my ride! (after a crash)
  • Ge cohnaso! I should've skated past all this! (in traffic)
  • I will squash you like a bug! (while fighting)
  • Get away from me!

Bums

  • This isn't pinball!
  • Fuck, where am I?
  • Robot manjuice!

Street Vendors

  • Deeeelicous burgers!
  • Burgers! Please bite into my buns.
  • Hotdogs! Moist and meaty!
  • I'm just an innocent bystander!
  • Warm round nuts right here!
  • Big warn nuts for you!
  • My nuts...are the best.
  • Have a good day <?>
  • Nuts! Nuts! Nuts in a sack.
  • Stick your teeth into my nuts.

Russians

  • Die you sorry son of a bitch!
  • I've got you now!
  • Now you go down!
  • Of course...off course!
  • Hahahaha, how do you want to die?
  • You're in my sight now!
  • Yeah piss me cowboy!
  • I'm going to enjoy this!
  • You're surrounded!
  • Fuck me, aaaaah!
  • Finally you punks of saints!
  • Die, motherfucker!
  • This's the part we kill you.
  • I got'n lock you!
  • Your goose is cooked big man!
  • Syzja styuminya voyarishe!
  • Getya shesmirovo badla!
  • Oh yeah?!
  • Take cover!
  • I have you in my sight now.
  • We've fucking got you now!
  • Yo byu tebe!
  • Say GOODBYE!
  • That's it. Stay right there.
  • Hahaha, you're dumb like a chicken!
  • Hey my bitch, eat some hard metal!
  • Say hi to Ivan the Terrible for me!
  • Goodbye to you!
  • You have got me! You have got me!
  • Have I covered you coward?
  • No, don't kill me, I'm not a bad person!

Restaurants

Female

  • Hello, welcome to Cluckin' Bell how can I help you?
  • Bye and thank you for eating at Burger Shots.
  • Thanks!
  • Byeeee!
  • Hi welcome to Cluckin' Bell, what can I get for you?
  • Hi, what can I get you?
  • Ayeeee, get outta' here man!
  • Hi welcome to Burger Shots, how can I help you?
  • Goodbye, have a nice day!
  • No way! I ain't giving you no more food!
  • I ain't serving you no more!
  • Yes? What can I get you?
  • Aye <german?> that's is disgusting!
  • Hi. How can I help you?
  • Hello? Are you ready to order?
  • Gracias!
  • 'Ere you go.
  • 'Ere it is!
  • Goodbyeee.
  • There!
  • Thanks for choosing Burger Shots where the BURGERS are bleeding tasty.
  • <German?> I gotta clean that shit up!

Male

  • Welcome to Burger Shots mother fuckeeeer!
  • Here's the nasty garbage you ordered!
  • Bonne petit! [sniffs]. Mother fucker!
  • Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I get you a bucket of chicken?
  • I mean I wouldn't eat it...but [hesitates] here you go!
  • You look hungry man! What can I getcha?
  • Thanks for Cluckin', we'll see ya again soon!
  • Hey man what can I getcha?
  • Thanks dog.
  • Thanks!
  • Hey, thanks for coming in Cluckin' Bell!
  • You need help or...y-you good?
  • You must got an iron stomach doggg...
  • Burger Shot! B-bu! What's up?
  • Yooo what'cha need dog?
  • Thanks for comin' in Burget Shot!
  • Burger Shot! <unknown> back!
  • Cluckin' Bell! Whaddup?
  • Ma dude! You ODs on that bullshit!
  • That's why I don't eat this shit!

Extras

  • I dropped this in the kitchen.
  • Enjoy! Try not to puke!
  • Thanks for helping us make food fast.
  • Hi. It's my real pleasure to serve you (sarcastic).
  • Welcome.
  • Here you go! Binge away!
  • Enjoy your meal fatso!
  • You look famous! Can I help you?
  • Well hello. Food in a hand job!
  • Hi. Can I serve you?
  • Bye! Come gorge again!

LCPD

Megaphone Quotes

Liberty City

  • Get out of the car!
  • Get out!
  • Out of the car now!
  • I. WILL. PURSUE. ON. FOOT!
  • I'm coming...after you.
  • You betta' stop runnin'!
  • Pull over! Asshole!
  • L.C.P.D! Let's slow it down!
  • Pull the car...to the side!
  • Last time! PULL OVER!
  • I'm not fucking kidding asshole!
  • Please exit the vehicle with your hands in the air!
  • LCPD! Leave the car nice and slow!
  • LCPD! Outta' the car! Hands above your head!
  • Stay where you are, LCPD!
  • LCPD son, don't you run now.
  • POLICE! Hold it right there!
  • LCPD people...clear the streets.
  • Police! Get outta' the way people!
  • Police pursuit, clear the streets!
  • Pull over, LCPD.
  • Pull over the vehicle
  • Pull over NOW! Or we will use force!
  • I'll say it again, pull over now, or I'll use force!
  • Step outta' the car now.
  • So I want you to exit the vehicle.
  • Slowly...get out of your car.
  • Okay, you've ASKED for it!
  • You can run, but you can't hide!
  • Do NOT make me get out of this car.
  • Pull over, NOW!
  • I order you to stop that vehicle!
  • Pull over now, you have been warned.
  • Pull over...now.
  • You' about to experience pain on a WHOLE new level!
  • Pull over, this is the police.
  • Pull over, or we'll shoot your tyres out!
  • Get outta' the vehicle nice and slowly (deeper voice).
  • Ease outta' that junk heap, right now.
  • Hey, shit stain! Step where we can see ya.
  • Don't make me come after you!
  • Will you come the hell back?
  • Hey! Where you' going? Hello?
  • Stop the vehicle and pull over.
  • Pull over, you maniac!
  • Okay shit stain, pull over!
  • If you don't stop, I'll be very mad.
  • Did you frigging hear me asshole?
  • Shit, I gotta get outta' my car?
  • I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
  • Get off the street everyone!
  • We have an emergency situation, clear the streets.
  • All civilians, evacuate the streets.
  • Are you stupid? Pull over!
  • Don't even think about making me run!
  • You know running's only gonna make it worse!
  • PULL OVER! PULL OVER NOW!
  • This is your final warning! Pull over now!
  • This is the LCPD, get out of the car, and put your hands...on the roof (rare)
  • Please step out of the car and place your hands on the roof. (rare)
  • Get out of the car slowly...and put your hands on the roof! (rare)

Alderney

  • Please step SLOWLY outta your vehicle.
  • Step outta the car please!
  • Please step out of your vehicle.
  • Don't make me chase you asshole!
  • If I have to chase you, you're dead!
  • Fuck, you're going to run, aren't you?
  • Please pull over to the SIDE of the road!
  • I'm that bad ass DK (Dick-head) that your momma' warned you about!

Helicopter

  • This is the LCPD. Stay where you are!
  • Nowhere to run buddy!
  • LCPD! Get on the ground! Put your hands behind your head!
  • That's it. It's over. [variation of timing-gap between the two sentences]
  • Get down on the ground!
  • Look up and smile! It's the L.C.P.D.
  • That's it. We got you! It's over!
  • LCPD. Freeze!
  • You can't escape from a 'copter tough guy.
  • Give it up.
  • LCPD! Stop right there!
  • Smile for the camera hotshot!
  • Don't be stupid! Give it up now!
  • LCPD got you surrounded!
  • Where do you think you're gonna go, huh?
  • We see you! Right there!
  • Drop your weapon!
  • This is the LCPD, drop your weapon!
  • You just run out of options, hotshot.
  • This is the police, drop your weapon immediately.
  • Don't you even try it. Punk.
  • LCPD has you surrounded. Drop your weapon and put your hands behind your head.
  • Drop your weapon, or we will shoot you.

On Foot

  • I got a visual on the asshole!
  • Human waste! Death ahead!
  • Target locked, can I kill him!?
  • Suspect has no vehicle!
  • The dumbass is on foot!
  • Stop resisting arrest!
  • You're only making things worse for yourself!
  • One move, and you will be wearing your balls for earrings!
  • You're dead, and you don't even know it yet!
  • Suspect is on foot.
  • Let me repeat your message; bla-bla-bla-blulululu (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
  • Dispatch, is there another unit in the area? (when speaking into a walkie talkie)
  • He fell over, I never touched the guy. (when speaking into a walkie talkie)

Emergency Services (Phone)

  • An LCPD peacekeeper will be there as soon as possible sir (female).
  • We'll send a basically-trained paramedic as soon as we can sir (female).
  • Please use your touch-tone keypad to select which specific service you require (male).
  • I'm sorry, but all our peacekeepers are currently busy dealing with quotas and filling in paperwork (female).
  • Please call back later (female).
  • Hello? You're through to the MS Paramedics. In which area is your medical emergency (female)?
  • Hello? This is the FDLC. Where do you need assistance (female)?
  • We look forward to hearing from you again, please stay safe in the meantime (female).
  • We'll get a fire truck out to you right away (female).
  • All our lines are busy at the moment, please call again, your emergency is important to us (drowsy male).
  • Hello this is the LCPD. Where would you like us to send an officer? (female).
  • Press 1 for police, press 2 for paramedics, press 3 for the fire department (drowsy male).
  • Hello. You're through the Liberty City Emergency Services (drowsy male).
  • Hold tight, and please hold by as the FDLC takes no responsibility for damage to property (female).
  • Don't move, and please have your insurance documentation or credit card ready (female).

Police Scanner

  • All units be on the look out for an illegal street race.
  • [All Locations]
  • [All Avenues]
  • [All compass directions]
  • [All directions]
  • Burning victim
  • A burning building.
  • A burning condo.
  • Cardiac arrest at [location]
  • A civilian down.
  • A civilian [crime].
  • A condo fire.
  • A criminal attempting to steal a car.
  • A criminal fleeing a crime scene.
  • A criminal fleeing in a car.
  • A criminal in a stole vehicle.
  • A criminal resisting arrest.
  • A DD (Domestic Disturbance)
  • A domestic disturbance.
  • A driver running a red light.
  • Drug deal.
  • A fire.
  • An attack on an officer.
  • Firearm discharge.
  • A firearm discharged.
  • A firearm attack on an officer.
  • Gang-related disturbance.
  • A grand theft auto.
  • A helicopter down.
  • A hit-and-run.
  • A knife assault on err [stalled].
    • An Officer.
    • A civilian.
  • A knifing.
  • An emergency.
  • A motorcycle rider without a helmet.
  • A mugging.
  • A pedestrian struck.
  • A person down.
  • A prisoner down.
  • Possession of a firearm
  • Possession of explosives.
  • A possible case of [crimes listed above].
  • A reckless driver.
  • A shootout.
  • A speeding felony.
  • A stolen vehicle.
  • A suspect [stall] armed and dangerous.
  • A suspect resisting arrest.
  • A suspect taking aim at an officer.
  • A firearm.
  • Traffic alert.
  • Traffic hazard.
  • A traffic violation.
  • A vehicle explosion.
  • A vehicle on fire.
  • An air squad down.
  • An air unit down.
  • An apartment fire.
  • An assault.
  • An assault on an officer.
  • An attack on a civilian.
  • An attack on a vehicle.
  • An attack on an officer.
  • An injured civilian.
  • In a [color] [make (if has one)] [model]
  • In a [make(if has one)] [model]
  • In a [type of vehicle]
  • In a [color] [type of vehicle]
  • On a motorcycle
  • On a [color] [make (if has one] [model]
  • On a [make (if has one)] [model]
  • On a [color] motorcycle.

Answer Phones

  • The owner of this Tinkle cell phone is not available.
  • This Tinkle cell phone is switched off.
  • This Whiz Wireless cell phone is switched off.
  • This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (male).
  • This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female).
  • This number has not been recognized. Please re-dial, and try again (female2).
  • Hey this is Lazlow! For ZiT! Let me hear the track! And we'll text you the artist and the name of the song!
  • Please leave...a message (male).
  • Please leave...a message (female).
  • Please leave...a message (female2).
  • The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female).
  • The owner of this Whiz Wireless cell phone is not available (female posh).
  • This Badger cell phone is switched off.