Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at Portland Harbor. Claude picks up the baseball bat from outside Woody's Topless Bar and drives to Portland Harbor, where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes his car to the Pay 'n' Spray in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in Portland View.
There's a new high on the street goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down Portland Harbor. Go and introduce a bat to his face! Then take his car, respray it. I want compensation for this insult!
Claude drives to Portland Harbor, kills the dealer, takes his car, resprays it and parks it in Luigi's lockup.
The reward for completing the mission is $4,000 and the mission Drive Misty For Me is unlocked.
SPANK dealer - Killed by Claude for giving drugs to Luigi's prostitutes.
The name of this mission is a reference to the drug SPANK, found all over Liberty City.
The mission title may refer to the controversial 1997 song "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy.
The player will still have to pick up the bat even if they already have one, as seen here. However, both marks for the bat and the dealer appear on the radar if this happens, so the player can ignore the bat and just go to the harbor (Confirmed on PC version).