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{{infobox mission
|name = Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up
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|name = Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up
|image = Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII.JPG
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|image = DontSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII.png
|size = 300px
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|size = 300px
 
|game = III
|caption = [[Claude]] reading [[Luigi Goterelli|Luigi Goterelli's]] letter as [[Mickey Hamfists]] goes back into [[Luigi's Sex Club 7]]
 
 
|for = [[Luigi Goterelli]]
|game = III
 
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|location = [[Luigi's Sex Club 7]], [[Red Light District]], [[Portland]]
|for = [[Luigi Goterelli]]
 
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|fail = {{BP}}[[Wasted]]<br>{{BP}}[[Busted]]<br>{{BP}}[[Stallion]] destroyed
|location = [[Red Light District]], [[Portland Island]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]]
 
 
|reward = [[Money|$4000]]
|target = A drug dealer
 
 
|unlocks = [[Drive Misty For Me]]
|fail = Player death<br>Getting arrested<br>Destroy the [[Stallion]]
 
|reward = [[Money|$]]4,000
 
|unlocks = [[Drive Misty For Me]]
 
 
|unlockedby = [[Luigi's Girls]]
 
|unlockedby = [[Luigi's Girls]]
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|target = Drug Dealer|todo = {{BP}}Pick up the [[Baseball Bat|bat]]<br>{{BP}}Kill the dealer<br>{{BP}}Take his [[Stallion|car]] and get it resprayed<br>{{BP}}Stash the car in Luigi's lockup}}
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{{Quote|There's a new high on the street that goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down by Portland Harbor. Go and introduce a bat to his face!| [[Luigi Goterelli]]}}
'''Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto III]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Claude]] by [[Luigi's Sex Club 7|club]] owner [[Luigi Goterelli]] through [[Mickey Hamfists]], at his club in the [[Red Light District]], [[Portland Island]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]].
 
   
 
'''Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto III]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Claude]] by [[Luigi's Sex Club 7|club]] owner [[Luigi Goterelli]] through [[Mickey Hamfists]], at his club in the [[Red Light District]] in [[Portland Island]].
==Mission==
 
Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at [[Portland Harbor]]. Luigi wants him dead and compensation for introducing his prostitutes to the drug [[SPANK]], possibly sold to him by [[Colombian Cartel]] members operating in the ship nearby. Claude picks up the [[Baseball Bat|baseball bat]] from outside [[Woody's Topless Bar]] and drives to [[Portland Harbor]], where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes his [[Stallion|car]] to the [[Pay 'n' Spray]] in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in [[Portland View]].
 
==Mission objectives==
 
In order to complete the mission the player must:
 
*Pick up the bat
 
*Go to Portland Harbor
 
*Kill the dealer
 
*Take his car and get it resprayed
 
*Stash the car in Luigi's lockup
 
   
==Reward==
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==Description==
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Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at [[Portland Harbor]].
The reward for completing the mission is [[Money|$]]4,000. The mission [[Drive Misty For Me]] is unlocked by completing the mission.
 
   
 
Claude picks up the [[Baseball Bat|baseball bat]] from outside [[Woody's Topless Bar]] and drives to [[Portland Harbor]], where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes his [[Stallion|car]] to the [[Pay 'n' Spray]] in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in [[Portland View]].
==Trivia==
 
   
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==Character Appearances==
* The name of this mission is a reference to the song "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_My_Bitch_Up Smack My Bitch Up] " by the band [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prodigy The Prodigy].
 
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*[[Claude]] <small>(Protagonist)</small>
* The player is not required to pick up the bat. An easier way of killing the crack dealer is to enter the docks in a car without braking and slam head-on to the dealer and the hookers. It will add a very short wanted level, but can be removed in a few seconds.
 
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*[[Mickey Hamfists]]
* The deal resembles a normal pedestrian who will run away if attack.
 
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*[[Luigi Goterelli]] <small>(Mission boss - Voice only)</small>
* Even though Claude reads the whole message there is still writting on the back. There may had been more to the letter that was cut or just a minor error.
 
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==Transcript==
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{{/Transcript}}
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==Reward==
 
The reward for completing the mission is [[Money|$]]4,000 and the next mission, [[Drive Misty For Me]], is available.
   
 
==Gallery==
 
==Gallery==
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DontSpankMaBitchUp2-GTAIII.png|[[Claude]] reading [[Luigi Goterelli|Luigi Goterelli's]] letter
Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII2.JPG|[[Claude]] before killing the drug dealer
 
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DontSpankMaBitchUp3-GTAIII.png|Pick up the [[Baseball Bat|bat]]
Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII3.JPG|[[Claude]] after killing the drug dealer
 
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DontSpankMaBitchUp4-GTAIII.png|Claude arrives at the docks
Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII4.JPG|[[Claude]] after getting the [[Stallion]] resprayed at [[Pay 'n' Spray]]
 
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DontSpankMaBitchUp5-GTAIII.png|Claude beats up the dealer
Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII5.JPG|[[Claude]] before parking the car in [[Luigi Goterelli|Luigi's]] lock-up in [[Portland View]]
 
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DontSpankMaBitchUp6-GTAIII.png|Claude about to steal the [[Stallion|dealer's car]]
Don'tSpankMaBitchUp-GTAIII6.JPG|Mission Passed screen
 
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DontSpankMaBitchUp7-GTAIII.png|Claude driving the car into [[Pay 'n' Spray]]
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DontSpankMaBitchUp8-GTAIII.png|Claude parking the car in Luigi's lockup
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DontSpankMaBitchUp9-GTAIII.png|Mission passed
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
   
 
==Video walkthroughs==
 
==Video walkthroughs==
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|[[File:GTA 3 - iPad Walkthrough - Mission 3 - Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up|370px]]
 
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==Trivia==
[[fr:Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up]]
 
 
* Even though Claude reads the whole message, there is still writing on the back. This is probably just an oversight by the developers.
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* This is Mickey's only speaking appearance in GTA III, in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]], he has a more mutual voice role.
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* The name of this mission is a reference to the drug [[SPANK]], found all over Liberty City.
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* This mission, and [[This Shit's Cursed]] are the only two missions in the GTA series to have a profane word in the title.
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* The mission title may refer to the 1997 controversial song ''Smack my bitch up'' by The Prodigy.
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Revision as of 20:25, 2 August 2015

There's a new high on the street that goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down by Portland Harbor. Go and introduce a bat to his face!

Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up is a mission in Grand Theft Auto III given to protagonist Claude by club owner Luigi Goterelli through Mickey Hamfists, at his club in the Red Light District in Portland Island.

Description

Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at Portland Harbor.

Claude picks up the baseball bat from outside Woody's Topless Bar and drives to Portland Harbor, where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes his car to the Pay 'n' Spray in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in Portland View.

Character Appearances

Transcript

Transcript
Claude knocks on the service door of Luigi's club. Mickey Hamfists opens the door.
Mickey Hamfists: Luigi said to, to give you this so... here, here take it.
Mickey gives Claude a note from Luigi.
Luigi Goterelli
(Voice only):
There's a new high on the street goes by the name of SPANK. Some wiseguy's been introducing this trash to my girls down Portland Harbor. Go and introduce a bat to his face! Then take his car, respray it. I want compensation for this insult!
Claude drives to Portland Harbor, kills the dealer, takes his car, resprays it and parks it in Luigi's lockup.

Reward

The reward for completing the mission is $4,000 and the next mission, Drive Misty For Me, is available.

Gallery

Video walkthroughs

PC iPad 2
GTA_3_-_Walkthrough_-_Mission_3_-_Don't_Spank_Ma_Bitch_Up_(HD) GTA_3_-_iPad_Walkthrough_-_Mission_3_-_Don't_Spank_Ma_Bitch_Up

Trivia

  • Even though Claude reads the whole message, there is still writing on the back. This is probably just an oversight by the developers.
  • This is Mickey's only speaking appearance in GTA III, in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, he has a more mutual voice role.
  • The name of this mission is a reference to the drug SPANK, found all over Liberty City.
  • This mission, and This Shit's Cursed are the only two missions in the GTA series to have a profane word in the title.
  • The mission title may refer to the 1997 controversial song Smack my bitch up by The Prodigy.

Navigation

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