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The name "Equanox" comes from the words "equal" and "equinox", the time of year when day and night are the same length.
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Man: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equanox, I've been employee of the month three times in a row!
Man #2 : I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equanox, I never need to sleep.
Man #3 : Eqaunox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equanox... Today!
Disclaimer: Equanox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equanox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.
Man #3: Equanox. Softening life's harsh realities!