Equanox is claimed as a "wonder drug" that combats dissatisfaction, lethargy, depression, melancholy, sexual dysfunction and "just about anything". However, it comes with a long list of side-effects. According to an article from the Liberty Tree, the drug was initially banned by the FDA for causing psychotic behavior in rats and being "synthetically like PCP, only more toxic".
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- The name "Equanox" comes from the words "equal" and "Equinox", the time of year when day and night are the same length.