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|nationality = [[File:Flag of Cuba.svg.png|22px|link=Cuba]] [[Cuba|Cuban]]
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{{Quote|9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on...|Ernesto, on [[Fantasyleaguebatswingers.com]].}}
 
{{Quote|9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on...|Ernesto, on [[Fantasyleaguebatswingers.com]].}}
'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' is a character in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''.
 
   
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'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' is a [[Wave of Celebrity in the GTA IV Era|celebrity]] in the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series, who appears in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''.
Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]], is the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty Swingers]] and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in [[2005]] for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.
 
   
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==Biography==
Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Canseco Jose Canseco] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzie_Canseco Ozzie Canseco], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused [[wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
 
 
Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in [[Cuba|Santa Clara]], [[Cuba]], is the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty Swingers]] and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in [[2005]] for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a [[2006]] doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.
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Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [[wp:Jose Canseco|Jose Canseco]] and [[wp:Ozzie Canseco|Ozzie Canseco]], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused [[wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
   
 
==LCPD Database record==
 
==LCPD Database record==
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Asaltacunas means "''Cradle Robber''" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, ironically referring to his pedophilia.
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*Asaltacunas means "''Cradle Robber''" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, referring to his pedophilia.
   
 
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Revision as of 14:59, 16 August 2015


9 inches, 7 houses, 28 cars... I've always been about the stats and I'm all in favor of anything that encourages my fans to watch me more closely. I love the fact that grown men now fantasize about me just as much as the young girls. It's a turn-on...

Ernesto Asaltacunas is a celebrity in the Grand Theft Auto series, who appears in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Biography

Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, is the star power pitcher for the Liberty Swingers and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in 2005 for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose Canseco and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.

LCPD Database record

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Surname: Asaltacunas
First Name: Ernesto
Age: 27
Place of Birth: Santa Clara, Cuba
Affiliations:
  • N/A
Criminal Record:
  • 2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids


Notes:
  • Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
  • History of dating very young girls.
  • Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
  • Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
  • Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Trivia

  • Asaltacunas means "Cradle Robber" in Spanish and is a slang term referring people who date or have sexual relations with people under 18, referring to his pedophilia.

Navigation

[ ve ]Characters in Grand Theft Auto IV
ProtagonistNiko Bellic
Central charactersRoman Bellic | Little Jacob | Dimitri Rascalov† | Jimmy Pegorino† | Bernie Crane | Darko Brevic
Main charactersMallorie Bardas | Vladimir Glebov† | Mikhail Faustin† | Brucie Kibbutz | Manny Escuela† | Elizabeta Torres | Patrick McReary | Francis McReary | Gerald McReary | Derrick McReary† | Kate McReary | Playboy X | Dwayne Forge | Ray Boccino† | Phil Bell | United Liberty Paper contact | Jon Gravelli
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Supporting charactersMichelle/Karen | Ilyena Faustin | Isaac Roth† | Kim Young-Guk† | Ray Bulgarin† | Jay Hamilton† | Jim Fitzgerald† | Johnny Klebitz† | Gordon Sargent | Michael Keane† | Maureen McReary | Luis Fernando Lopez | Anthony Corrado† | Stevie | The Fixer | Tony Prince | Bryce Dawkins | Eugene Reaper† | Mohammed | Zorba Philippidis
Minor charactersAdam Dimayev† | Aiden O'Malley† | Alejandra | Alonzo | Andrei† | Angela Allan† | Angie Pegorino | Anna Faustin | Anthony† | Benny† | Bledar Morina† | Bobby Jefferson | Brett | Bucky Sligo† | Catch | Charlie† | Charles Matteo† | Christopher Tibbits | Chuck Williams-Jones | City Official | Clarence's Associate† | Dardan Petrela† | Dave Bosoy† | Doctor Rosem | Eduard Borodin† | Felipe | Frank Garone† | Frankie Gallo | Jason Michaels† | Jayvon Simson† | Jermaine Andrews | Jimmy | John | John Barbosa† | Joseph DiLeo† | Joseph Kaplan | Kalem† | Karen (Lawyers) | Katerina | Lamon | Larissa Slalom | Lavar Davis† | Lenny Petrovic† | Lori Williams-Jones† | Luca Silvestri† | Lyle Rivas† | Marco Bonnaro† | Mark† | Marlon Bridges† | Mickey | Mitch | Mori Green† | Mr. Fuk's Rice Box manager | Muscovski | Oleg Minkov† | Peter Marchetti† | Priest | Sal† | Sheila Stafford† | Shirley† | Slimeball | Talbot Daniels | Teddy Benavidez† | Thai Prostitute | The Blackmailer† | The Doctor | The Hater† | The Kidnapper† | The Truck Driver† | Tom Goldberg† | Tom Rivas† | Tony† | Tony Black† | Trunchez Brothers† | Unnamed Russian Goon | Vasily | Vera | Mason Waylon | Wedding Assassin | Wilson Taylor Sr.† | Unnamed Lost MC Biker† | Sergei
GirlfriendsAlexandra Chilton | Carmen Ortiz | Kiki Jenkins
Random charactersBrian Meech | Mel | Real Badman | Hossan Ramzy | Sara | Pathos | Jeff Harlingford | Marnie Allen | Eddie Low† | Cherise Glover | Clarence Little† | Gracie Ancelotti | Ilyena Faustin | Ivan Bytchkov
Petrovic BratvaAnton† | Boris† | Georgi† | Igor | Ivo† | Kenny Petrovic | Lenny Petrovic† | Mrs. Petrovic | Rami Yalon | Sergey† | Vanya | Vasil
Most Wanted criminalsAlonso Goralski† | Antonio Rivette† | Barry Lamora† | Bert Reker† | Christov Mahonvic† | Danny Hatmaker† | Darren Covey† | Fernando Tisdel† | Freddy Paparo† | Frederick Harrison† | Glenn Lushbaugh† | Jimmy Kand† | Juan Haimo† | Keenan Burdett† | Leo Brodell† | Lino Friddell† | Marty Boldenow† | Maxwell Caughlin† | Mervin Eskuchen† | Noel Katsuda† | Phil Bacerra† | Preston Pecinovsky† | Rodrigo Stavnes† | Rodney McEniry† | Scott Guzowski† | Sergi Szerbin† | Shon Kikuchi† | Simon Nashly† | Tommy Francovic† | Tyler Pickrel
Mentioned charactersChan Jaoming† | Fifteen Man Squad | George Lawton | Hsin Jaoming | Huang Lee | Joe Lawton | Lester Arnold | Lester Leroc | Marko | Mr. Wong | Niko's Brother† | Phyllis | Rudy D'Avanzo† | Rudy D'Avanzo's Father† | Thomas Piretta | Wu "Kenny" Lee† | Zhou Ming
Other charactersRob | Vicki | Yusuf Amir | Troy Harder | Lola Del Rio | Jase | Milica Bellic | Roman's Child | Mila Tadic | Jerry Kapowitz | Horatio Humboldt | Gloria Hole | Steve | Kelly
Beta charactersAlyssa Funke | Bradly Narlock | Cletus Luzell | Dick Godley | Marcel Hevas | Marty Connor | Raymond Alberga | Tommy Francini | Wilbert Wetterer
† denotes Deceased, Italics denotes a status determined by the player's choice
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