False Idols is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by news reporter Ned Burner, posing as a reverend, from Bedford Point, Staunton Island, Liberty City.
Mission
Toni goes to the cathedral in Bedford Point and is greeted by Ned Burner, who is posing as the local reverend. He tells Toni that he wants some celebrities dead after an unkown female celebrity agrees to do an interview with a radio station over a hardworking journalist. Toni is then faced with killing three celebrities before they reach the LCFR building. Black Lightman travels in a limousine, DB-P in a bulletproof Patriot, and Faith W. in a helicopter. Toni kills all three and returns to the Cathedral and sees Ned Burner, who had been posing as the priest, run out of the cathedral.
Mission objectives
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Get a rocket launcher from Phil Cassidy's Fully Cocked Gun Shop
- Take out the three celebrities
- All three celebrites have been taken out. Get back to the church and let father know
Script
Toni Cipriani: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned again.
Father Ned: And you shall be redeemed once more, my son. The cult of celebrity has gone too far! What kind of whore gives a radio interview instead of giving a hardworking newspaper journalist an exclusive? Destroy these false idols!
(Toni kills the celebrities and then returns to the cathedral)
Toni Cipriani: I've done what you asked for, father.
Father Ned: Great. The paper circulation has tripled since you found your soul!
Toni Cipriani: What?
Father Ned: Thanks again for all your help Toni.
(Father Ned runs out of the confession booth and it turns out it's Ned Burner, the newspaper reporter)
Toni Cipriani: Hey what the fuck?! Who are you?
Post mission phone call
Donald Love: Toni. It's Donald. I have rather a pressing matter that requires your... particular skills. Please call at my office as soon as you can.
Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $1,500. If you completed this mission before completing Friggin' The Riggin', all weapons unlocked upon completing Friggin 'The Riggin will be unlocked at the same time with the rocket launcher.
Deaths
- DB-P - Killed for refusing to give an interview to the Liberty City Free Radio.
- Black Lightman - Killed for refusing to give an interview to the Liberty City Free Radio.
- Faith W. - Killed for refusing to give an interview to the Liberty City Free Radio.
Trivia
- The helicopter used by Faith W. can be obtained in two different ways, one of which only works on the PS2. Because the helicopter is locked in the PSP version, it is harder to obtain, but can be obtained somewhat more easily with the use of cheats.
- Yellow patriot can be obtained different ways. For PSP you have to destroy it and push it into garage. PS2 have to use flamethrower and quickly as you can to get in to garage otherwise bulletproofing will dissapear.
Gallery
Video walkthrough
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