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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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You are all very dear to me, even those many of you I haven't met. This weekend Premium Deluxe Motorsport will be offering a special price on selected vehicles for all my Lifeinvader friends!
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Owen Yates Posted an update
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So this is the only way I can get in touch with you now? By tricking you into accepting my friend request? Where is my deposit? You can't just call me a racist and hang up every time I ask for my money back!
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Barbara Watkins Posted an update
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Stop texting me. I never want to see you again.
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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To the lovely Barbara thank you for a delightful first date and sorry again for forgetting my wallet!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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I don't believe it! A bum just urinated on my air dancer promotional sign! I thought this neighborhood was supposed to be gentrified!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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Please tell all your friends about Premium Deluxe Motorsport. Credit crisis? We don't see crisis, we see opportunity.
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Anak Horozian Posted an update
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Thank you for the kind birthday gift. I will add the Premium Deluxe Motorsport voucher to the others you have given me on every previous year.
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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My new business cards arrived. All 8 job titles!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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I am pleased to report that my new requisitions team is learning fast under my mentorship.
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Yerghat Tankian Posted an update
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Can you believe the Armenian sisters from that awful reality show? All they do is talk about their private places and marry basketball players!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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Tired of being turned away for loans? Come to Premium Deluxe Motorsport in Pillbox Hill! No credit check! We trust you!
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Sacha Yetarian Posted an update
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I tried to warn you about Franklin and Lamar, Uncle. Will you reconsider my proposal to create an Assistant Manager position within Premium Deluxe Motorsport?
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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My showroom vandalized by an employee I treated like a son! Once again I pay the price for offering impoverished youth a chance at a new life!
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Anak Horozian Posted an update
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You have to do something about Sacha's twitch. It is like he is trying to bite his own ear off.
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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At Premium Deluxe Motorsport, we do not discriminate. We offer financing to anyone! No credit? No problem! You're approved!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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I have put myself forward for another 'hero of the community' award. I hope they have got rid of the racist panel of judges who denied me last year.
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Sacha Yetarian Posted an update
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I'm wondering whether we should be investing more in precious metals, Uncle Simeon? And I was also wondering when you were going to pay me for last month?
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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I see all my employees as the sons I would have had if I was more open-minded about interracial marriage.
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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Why don't you really ride shotgun this weekend by test driving a vehicle at Premium Deluxe Motorsport? Right next door to Ammu-nation!
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Lamar Davis Posted an update
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You one dirty dog Simeon. Those photos you sent me the link to were straight up nasty!
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Simeon Yetarian Posted an update
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I just closed another great deal at competitive interest rates. The customer tried to discriminate against me but I called him out on it and stood proud. He will not rush to judge another man's 5 o'clock shadow!
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