Schlongberg Sachs is a company featured in Grand Theft Auto IV, Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, Grand Theft Auto V, and Grand Theft Auto Online which engages in corporate and investment banking.
Description[]
Schlongberg Sachs is based on the real life investment bank, Goldman Sachs. The firm is occasionally mentioned in Weazel News financial reports.
Schlongberg Sachs is well renowned in the world of investment banking and its lucrative employee bonuses. Playboy X alludes to this when he tells Niko Bellic during Blow Your Cover "I pay like a Schlongberg Sachs bonus!".
In Grand Theft Auto V, Glenn Scoville mentions in his bail bond mission, that he was the youngest vice president of the company.
Locations[]
Grand Theft Auto IV[]
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars[]
Grand Theft Auto V[]
Gallery[]
The Schlongberg Sachs sign in GTA IV.
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The front of the Schlongberg Sachs location in Alderney City.
Trivia[]
- The firm's name is a pun for the real-world firm Goldman Sachs. Both "schlong" and "schmuck" are Yiddish (i.e. Jewish) terms refering to male genitals. The latter term also refers to jewelry (an analogous euphemism also known in English via the phrase "family jewels"), which frequently includes the use of gold. "Berg" means mountain, so here, "Schlongberg" effectively means a mountain of [gold] jewelry.
See Also[]
- Total Bankers, a subsidiary company of Schlongberg Sachs.