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Saw this as featured image. Thought it looked ripe for the captioning :P.

Involuntary ejection (GTA4) (car)

So just put your signed captions below. There won't be a prize or anything, but hopefully you can make others laugh :).
To start with, here's my (admittedly bad) one. "Losing a contact lens is a pain in a low-gravity environment". Yeah... C-d-rom 11:52, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

"Were did the bunny go?" Peter13

"LOL I SEE MY SHADOW!!!" Metoxys 19:06, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

That pole moved.

"I swear I saw a Oh Henry bar there a second ago"


"So much for the American Dream" AtomicLlama 09:20, October 4, 2010 (UTC)

"So much for that f****** airbag" NT92 10:34, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

"Don't worry, Cousin, I'm already on my way... Of course I'm talking on the cell phone while driving... Dangerous? What, you're thinking that I can't do two things at the same t-" *crash* MyTatuo 03:24, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Don't mind me, I'm just driving in my own unique style. Jordanqp 21:44, November 5, 2011 (UTC)