Most headstones are blank, but others feature the names of characters killed during the game's storyline. The people on the gravestones and their comments are:
- Dan Sucho - Dead and what not...
- Roger C. Hole - Running for office in heaven
- Giovanni Casa - Gone...
- Vincenzo Cilli - Not so lucky after all
- Joseph Daniel O'Toole - Sleeping with angels
- Cedric "Wayne" Fotheringay - (nothing)
- Paulie Sindacco - Viva Las Venturas Baby