- "I just need some help while getting myself, you know...prepared."
Guy can be found in Star Junction, Algonquin outside of Bahamas Mamas. He claims to be a porn actor and needs to be at the Perestroika club soon, to attend a audition for a role. He has a Limo nearby that Huang needs to drive so that he can get himself ready with eight girls in the back. Huang gets to Perestroika in time and the eight girls enter the club. Guy says that he doesn't want to go anymore and will try again next year. The reward for completing this mission is $75.
- This could be a reference to mission Do You Have Protection?, when the Faustin Family tried to take control over porn business, because Perestroika is one of Faustin's businesses.
- He is only random character in GTA Chinatown Wars who canonically remains alive.