"It's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them that Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a SWAT Van. Don't mess up."
―Uno Carb

I'd Like A Tank Please, Bob! is a mission in Grand Theft Auto 2 given to protagonist Claude Speed by Uno Carb, leader of The Zaibatsu Corporation in the Industrial District, in Anywhere City.


  • The mission name is a reference to the T.V. Gameshow Blockbusters where contestants called out for example "I'd like a/Can I have a P please Bob" in requesting a letter to guess the word behind it.

Video Walkthrough

GTA2 - Job 60 I´d like a Tank please, Bob!03:02

GTA2 - Job 60 I´d like a Tank please, Bob!