This section/page depicts all cutscenes and dialogues in the mission "Ivan the Not So Terrible" in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Ivan the Not So Terrible
Cutscene 1
Niko Bellic enters the bar. Vladimir Glebov informs Niko Bellic that Ivan Bytchkov is robbing Roman Bellic, and Niko Bellic leaves.
Mickey Hey, how ya doing?
Niko Bellic Hey, Mickey.
Mickey What'll you have?
Niko Bellic Glass of water.
Mickey Glass of water.
Vladimir Glebov Bang, bang, you are dead. Wake up, you moron.
Niko Bellic You got me.
Vladimir Glebov Come over here. Sit down. You remember Ivan?
Niko Bellic No.
Vladimir Glebov Guy you saw me talking to. This guy. Er... this guy?
Niko Bellic Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vladimir Glebov Very funny... what would you say if I told you he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko Bellic I'd say... what problem has he got with my cousin?
Vladimir Glebov Hold on. Hey, hey, hey gorgeous... no, I can't talk right now... what are you wearing? No, I mean underneath it... great... listen, I'll call you back, eh? Sorry.
Niko Bellic Who was that?
Vladimir Glebov Never you mind.
Niko Bellic Was it Ivan?
Vladimir Glebov Ooh, very funny. You know, for a dumb yokel, you're a very funny guy.
Niko Bellic Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vladimir Glebov Well, it's a real shame, then, that I'm the guy with the powerful friends, and you're the little punk whose only friend is some fat weasel who drives a fucking cab...
Niko Bellic So... why is Ivan going to rob my cousin?
Vladimir Glebov Because I want you to kill him.
Niko Bellic What?
Vladimir Glebov He's angered Mikhail... Mr. Faustin. Offended him. He think he's stealing some paperwork from Roman. You catch him, and kill him... then we say it was just a robbery that failed.
Niko Bellic And what if I say I don't want to be your hitman?
Vladimir Glebov Then Mr. Faustin will be very angry with you... and your cousin.
Niko Bellic Hmm, okay.
Vladimir Glebov I knew we would understand each other, once I put it in this simple way. Now, go wait for him by the cab depot! Hey gorgeous, yeah where were we? Okay now listen, let's talk about tonight...

Niko Bellic drives to the cab depot and chases Ivan Bytchkov.
[These dialogues will play in random]
Niko Bellic Alright, Ivan, let's do this. So you're the guy I'm meant to kill? That prick Vlad making me kill this guy. Man! Where you going to? Slippery bastard. I wasn't sure about killing you when Vlad asked. Now I'm coming around to the idea. I'm going to catch you, asshole. Slow the fuck up, asshole. Shit, you're starting to annoy me.
Ivan Bytchkov escapes into the construction site, and Niko Bellic chases Ivan Bytchkov.
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Ivan Bytchkov Vlad ain't nobody, you going to see that. Shit. Shit. Shit. Vlad's a bum, don't kill me for him. Stay the fuck away from me, I was set up! Vlad's a bum, he set me up. He's nothing in this town, don't do this for him. I don't want no trouble with you!
Niko Bellic You trying to rob my cousin? Man, I'm starting to sweat. Shit. I thought everyone in this country was fat and slow. Vlad don't like you no more, man. You're a fast one, aren't you?
Ivan Bytchkov falls over the ledge, and pleads with Niko Bellic to spare his life.
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Niko Bellic You've ran out of roof, dickhead. There ain't nowhere left for you to run.
Ivan Bytchkov Please. Vlad told you to kill me, right? I wasn't stealing nothing from your cousin's place! Vlad told me to go there. Let me go and I'll lay low. No one's going to know that I'm alive. Not even my mother. I'll stay out of Hove Beach. I'll be a ghost. I promise. Please!

Cutscene 2
Niko Bellic decides to save Ivan Bytchkov and helps him up.
Niko Bellic Get up. If Vlad wants you dead, you can't be all bad. Stay out of Hove Beach.
Ivan Bytchkov Thank you. You won't regret this, man. I am outta here! Wanted to leave anyway, get away from all these people from back home. Get into the real America. You never gonna see me around here again. I owe you my life, man. You're a good man, you're a good man, thank you.
Niko Bellic decides to kill Ivan Bytchkov and steps on his hand. Ivan Bytchkov then falls to the ground.
Niko Bellic I promised to deal with you. I don't break promises.

Post-Mission Phonecall
Niko Bellic calls Vladimir Glebov. (First Possible Dialogue)
[The dialogue for this call will only play if Niko Bellic decides to save Ivan Bytchkov]
Niko Bellic You won't be seeing your boyfriend Ivan no more. You going to miss him?
Vladimir Glebov No I'm not. I'm getting enough pussy at the moment. I tell you, is so much better if woman already have a man. Because you don't have to deal with all their shit all day. Take Mallorie, for example...
Niko Bellic Fuck you. Say this to my face and I will break you.
Call ends.
Niko Bellic calls Vladimir Glebov. (Second Possible Dialogue)
[The dialogue for this call will only play if Niko Bellic decides to kill Ivan Bytchkov]
Niko Bellic Ivan is dead. He came to a sticky end.
Vladimir Glebov Hey, you and your cousin's girlfriend should get together. She likes sticky finishes as well.
Niko Bellic Fuck you. Say that to my face and I will break you.

Fail Cutscenes & Dialogues
Niko Bellic loses Ivan Bytchkov.
Niko Bellic calls Vladimir Glebov.
Niko Bellic Hey, Vlad. I lost your boyfriend. He got away from me.
Vladimir Glebov I should have known you would screw this up. You are born loser, just like your cousin. Come see me sometime.
Call ends.