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|image = JillVonCrastenburg-GTAIV.JPG
 
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|games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]<br/>[[Grand Theft Auto V]]
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|games = [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]<br/>[[Grand Theft Auto V]] (Via Bleeter)
 
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
 
|name = Jill Von Crastenburg
 
|gender = F
 
|gender = F
|dob = [[1995]]
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|dob = [[1996]]
|pob = [[Liberty City in HD Universe|Liberty City]]
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|pob = [[Algonquin]], [[Liberty City (HD Universe)|Liberty City]]
|home = [[Westdyke]]
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|home = [[Owl Creek Avenue]], [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]
|nationality = American
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|family = [[Von Crastenburg Family]]
|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br>[[Kayla Paulo]]
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|nationality = {{Flagicon|United States of America|Flag of the United States}} [[United States of America|American]]
|vehicles = [[Turismo]]
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|affiliations = [[Cloe Parker]]<br>[[Kayla Paulo]]
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|vehicles = [[Turismo]]}}
   
'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character who is mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]].
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'''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a [[Wave of Celebrity in the HD Universe|celebrity]] in the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series, who is mentioned in both [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] and [[Grand Theft Auto V]].
   
==Background and personality==
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==Biography==
===''GTA IV''===
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===Background and Events of ''GTA IV''===
Jill Von Crastenburg was born in [[Liberty City]], into the [[Von Crastenburg Family]], one of the richest families in the world. Jill is a parody of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (but as a teenager). She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], Since her 11th birthday, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time after she could walk again after her father gave her diamond miners for her 12th birthday. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying STD cream in a [[Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket), according to [[Our Own Reality]], Jill is apparently one of the world's most photographed celebrities and suffers from an unspecified eating disorder. She is extremely spoiled and self-absorbed. Jill has suffered from a nervous breakdown (in which she was placed into a psych ward for observation, though it was speculated that this was just a publicity stunt for her upcoming reality show)
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Jill Von Crastenburg was born in [[Algonquin]], [[Liberty City (HD Universe)|Liberty City]], into the [[Von Crastenburg Family]], one of the richest families in the world. She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]]. Since her [[2006|11]]th birthday, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the Liberty City party circuit, becoming one of the most photographed celebrities in the world. When she was [[2007|12]], she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time after she could walk again after her father gave her diamond miners for her 12th birthday. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying STD cream in a [[Downtown Los Santos (HD Universe)|Downtown Los Santos]] [[24/7|supermarket]]), according to [[Our Own Reality]], Jill is apparently one of the world's most photographed celebrities and suffers from an unspecified eating disorder. She is extremely spoiled and self-absorbed. Jill has suffered from a nervous breakdown (in which she was placed into a psych ward for observation, though it was speculated that this was just a publicity stunt for her upcoming reality show).
   
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site.
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In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with [[Cuba]]n baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV, she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site.
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===Events of ''GTA V''===
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[[File:VonCrastenburg-GTAV.jpg|220px|right|thumb]]
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Although not seen physically in the actual game, Jill Von Crastenburg makes her presence known on the website [[Bleeter]]. A reading of her Bleets reveals her thoughts on wondering if she's grown up too fast and if 18 is too early to retire. Her Bleeter picture humorously shows that she has aged rather drastically.
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There are four hotels in [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]] called "[[Von Crastenburg Hotel]]". She, along with her [[Von Crastenburg Family|family]], might own it; however, this is unconfirmed. Her name appears on one of the many stars on the [[Vinewood Walk of Fame|sidewalk]] in [[Downtown Vinewood]].  
   
===''GTA V''===
 
[[File:VonCrastenburg-GTAV.jpg|220px|right|border]]
 
There is a hotel in [[Los Santos in HD Universe|Los Santos]] called "Von Crastenburg Hotel". She, along with her [[Von Crastenburg Family|family]], might own it.
 
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==Age==
 
==Age==
By most sources she is only 13 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars makes this highly unlikely. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]] she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens.
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By most sources, she is only 12 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars causes someone to question this. According to [[Our-own-reality.com|Our Own Reality]], she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. Her entry in the LCPD database listing her age as 12 makes it highly unlikely that she is older.
   
Assuming that she is 13, she is most likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy and famous) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[wp:Hillary Duff|Hillary Duff]], [[wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]], while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is a topic discussed in the game.
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Assuming that she is 12, she is most likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy and famous) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of [[wp:Lindsey Lohan|Lindsay Lohan]], [[wp:Miley Cyrus|Miley Cyrus]] and the [[wp:Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen|Olsen Twins]], while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is a topic discussed in the game.
   
 
==Fame and wealth==
 
==Fame and wealth==
[[File:Jill_vc_gta4.jpg|border|right|Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket]]
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[[File:Jill vc gta4.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]] [[24/7|supermarket]].]]
The [[Von Crastenburg Family]] own many large homes. One of the many residences is a 45 bedroom mansion along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Ave]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
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The [[Von Crastenburg Family]] own many large homes. One of the many residences is a 45 bedroom [[The Von Crastenburg Mansion|mansion]] along in [[Westdyke]], [[Alderney]]. It is on [[Owl Creek Avenue]], next door to Jill's best friend [[Cloe Parker]]. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying [[Rabbits|rabbit]] as a pet. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to [[I'm Rich]].
   
 
Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.
 
Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled ''America's Sexiest Terrorist''.
   
==LCPD Database information==
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==Influence==
'''Surname''': Von Crastenburg
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Jill Von Crastenburg is based on [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] and [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] (as a teenager). Both of then have an extreme party life style and in the case of Paris Hilton, they also have a family well known for their hotel chain.
   
'''First Name''': Jill
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==LCPD Database record==
   
'''Age''': 13
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*2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
 
*2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
 
*2007 - Public Lewdness
 
*2007 - Public Lewdness
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*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
 
*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
 
*Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
 
*Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
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*Suffers from eating disorders
 
*Suffers from eating disorders
 
*A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.
 
*A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.
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==Trivia==
 
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*Jill can be seen on the right-side of the [[I'm Rich]] billboard in [[Star Junction]].
 
*Jill can be seen on the right-side of the [[I'm Rich]] billboard in [[Star Junction]].
 
*She attended [[Bullworth Academy]] at some point in her life.
 
*She attended [[Bullworth Academy]] at some point in her life.
*She is apparently one of the most photographed celebrities in the world.
 
 
*Her family, the [[Von Crastenburg Family|Von Crastenburgs]], are said to be morally destitute and don't pay any taxes, making them super rich.
 
*Her family, the [[Von Crastenburg Family|Von Crastenburgs]], are said to be morally destitute and don't pay any taxes, making them super rich.
*She's best friends with [[Cloe Parker]], despite the fact that Cloe is eleven years older than her.
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*She's best friends with [[Cloe Parker]], despite the fact that Cloe is [[1984|eleven years older]] than her.
*Jill is one of two minors to appear in the series, the others being [[Mary-Beth Williams]].
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*Jill is one of two minors to appear in the series, the other being [[Mary-Beth Williams]].
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*During the [[Vinewood Star Tours]] in GTA V, the tour guide says that Jill made some sex videos with a [[Romania]]n shot up team in the streets of [[Los Santos (HD Universe)|Los Santos]].
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Latest revision as of 19:24, August 13, 2015


Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity in the Grand Theft Auto series, who is mentioned in both Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto V.

BiographyEdit

Background and Events of GTA IVEdit

Jill Von Crastenburg was born in Algonquin, Liberty City, into the Von Crastenburg Family, one of the richest families in the world. She is the best friend of Cloe Parker. Since her 11th birthday, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the Liberty City party circuit, becoming one of the most photographed celebrities in the world. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time after she could walk again after her father gave her diamond miners for her 12th birthday. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying STD cream in a Downtown Los Santos supermarket), according to Our Own Reality, Jill is apparently one of the world's most photographed celebrities and suffers from an unspecified eating disorder. She is extremely spoiled and self-absorbed. Jill has suffered from a nervous breakdown (in which she was placed into a psych ward for observation, though it was speculated that this was just a publicity stunt for her upcoming reality show).

In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. At the beginning of GTA IV, she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an Opium Nights valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on Electric Tit but was removed from the site.

Events of GTA VEdit

VonCrastenburg-GTAV

Although not seen physically in the actual game, Jill Von Crastenburg makes her presence known on the website Bleeter. A reading of her Bleets reveals her thoughts on wondering if she's grown up too fast and if 18 is too early to retire. Her Bleeter picture humorously shows that she has aged rather drastically.

There are four hotels in Los Santos called "Von Crastenburg Hotel". She, along with her family, might own it; however, this is unconfirmed. Her name appears on one of the many stars on the sidewalk in Downtown Vinewood.  

AgeEdit

By most sources, she is only 12 years old during GTA IV, though her sexual activity, popularity among the internet porn crowd and admittance to bars causes someone to question this. According to Our Own Reality, she is a college dropout, but they confirm that she is still in her teens. Her entry in the LCPD database listing her age as 12 makes it highly unlikely that she is older.

Assuming that she is 12, she is most likely a caricature of modern children (especially wealthy and famous) growing up too fast. The scenario is also likely meant to poke fun at the unhealthy sexual images of Lindsay LohanMiley Cyrus and the Olsen Twins, while they were still under 18. Pedophilia is a topic discussed in the game.

Fame and wealthEdit

Jill vc gta4

Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket.

The Von Crastenburg Family own many large homes. One of the many residences is a 45 bedroom mansion along in Westdyke, Alderney. It is on Owl Creek Avenue, next door to Jill's best friend Cloe Parker. Jill's own bedroom features murals of erotic fairy tales (i.e. "Robin Hood taking it in the can from the big bad wolf") painted by celebrity artists Simon & Nigel, and she owns a flying rabbit as a pet. Despite amassing one of the largest fortunes in the world, the Von Crastenburgs do not pay taxes by claiming to practice their religion inside their house, according to I'm Rich.

Jill is also set to host a new reality TV show titled America's Sexiest Terrorist.

InfluenceEdit

Jill Von Crastenburg is based on Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (as a teenager). Both of then have an extreme party life style and in the case of Paris Hilton, they also have a family well known for their hotel chain.

LCPD Database recordEdit

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Surname:Von Crastenburg
First Name:Jill
Age:13
Place of Birth:Algonquin, Liberty City
Affiliations:
  • N/A
Criminal Record:
  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine
  • 2007 - Public Lewdness


Notes:
  • Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite.
  • Regular on the Liberty City party circuit.
  • History of drug and alcohol abuse.
  • Recently had a nervous breakdown.
  • Suffers from eating disorders
  • A sex tape, believed to feature Von Crastenburg, was recently circulated on the internet.

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