John Smith is the host of the Conspire segment on WKTT, a segment exclusive in The Lost and Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony. He reveals this is not his real name, and insists on wearing a mask, even while on radio, and especially while interviewing people. One of his callers mentions he listened to him when he was on LCFR.Due to his supposed attack of liberal media and big business as well as his indulgence in conspiracy theories and use of unfounded claims against people,such as claiming Abraham Lincoln was a closeted Pakistani as well as biopolar and a woman,he may be inspired from Alex Jones,host of The Alex Jones Show a real life conspiracy theory based radio show.

He is voiced by Rick Allison.