- "I hear you've been a busy boy. Well I've been a busy girl. I think it's time you witnessed the real power of 'SPANK'! Besos y fuderes, Catalina, xxx. PS: DIE, PEEG DOG, DIE!!"
- ―A very "normal" Catalina letter.
King Courtney wants Claude to collect an Esperanto parked in a parking lot in Bedford Point. The car is found out to be a trap laid by Catalina. SPANKed-up madmen will block the entrances to the parking lot with their vans. An endless amount of suicidal bombers attempt to kill Claude. Claude eventually destroys all their vans and the bombers to end the mission.
In order to complete the mission the player must:
- Go to Bedford Point and get in the Esperanto
- Destroy the madmens' vans
The reward for completing the mission is $10,000 and the completion of King Courtney's missions. The player can return to the payphone to start Bling-Bling Scramble anytime while not on a mission. The Yardies are now hostile to Claude.