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+ | |name = Kirk Simplex |
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+ | |gender = M |
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+ | |status = Alive |
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+ | |games = ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]'' |
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+ | |nationality = {{Flagicon|United States of America|Flag of the United States}} [[United States of America|American]] |
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+ | |family = [[Samantha Muldoon]] <small>(ex-wife)</small> |
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+ | |businesses = Hedge Fund Manager |
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+ | |voice = Unknown}} |
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+ | '''Kirk Simplex''' is a mentioned character in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. |
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+ | ==Description== |
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⚫ | In [[2008]] alone, Kirk had made $3 billion. He married [[Samantha Muldoon]], which lasted twenty minutes (among other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, this is possibly meant to mock [[wp:Britney Spears#2004-2007: Compilation albums, personal struggles and Blackout|Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage]] to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers). |
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+ | He once bought eight different historic [[United Kingdom|English]] castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases. |
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Revision as of 16:38, 27 April 2015
Kirk Simplex is a mentioned character in Grand Theft Auto IV.
Description
In 2008 alone, Kirk had made $3 billion. He married Samantha Muldoon, which lasted twenty minutes (among other celebrity marriages in the in-game media that last under a week, this is possibly meant to mock Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage to Jason Alexander, a childhood friend of hers).
He once bought eight different historic English castles, decking some out with tacky, modern fittings, and burning down others to increase the value of the former. In a later interview, he states that he bought the castles shopping online while drunk, and regretted the purchases.