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Amanda De Santa

Occupation: Mother, Future Yogi
Relationship Status: It's complicated
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Michael De Santa
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Friends 217
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Fabien Larouche
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Amanda De Santa
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Everything's going to be fine, baby. Yes, honey, until an army of psychos invades your home...

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Amanda De Santa
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I'm a movie producer's wife now :)

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Amanda De Santa
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Jimmy might actually get a job and Tracey might actually go college. What is going on???

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Amanda De Santa
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Giving it another try. He's a philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath of a man, but he's my philandering selfish untrustworthy psychopath.

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Amanda De Santa
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If he says "Namaste" or "impacted" again, I might scream.

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Amanda De Santa
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How can any man be this obsessed with my rectum, and not in a fun way?

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Amanda De Santa
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Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but this tantric sex just feels like sitting for a long time with a tampon in.

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Amanda De Santa
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Fabien talked through the entire couples colonic AGAIN.

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Amanda De Santa
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Fabien appreciates my inner and outer beauty. Michael never noticed either.

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Amanda De Santa
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I wasted my best years on that man. Well this is MY time!

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Amanda De Santa
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I am done with this excuse for a life. I deserve more.

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Fabien Larouche
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You've done the right thing. That man is a tangled ball of negative energy.

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Amanda De Santa
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Just when I think hell can't get any worse, in walks the devil.

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Fabien Larouche
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I have to say your home life is not that zen

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Jimmy De Santa
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Shoplifting? Isn't one criminal enough in this parenting duo?

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Jimmy De Santa
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fyi dad just attacked those porno guys you rented the house to last summer

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Lester Crest
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Long time no see. The years have clearly been kinder to you than they have to Michael. You've got the body you never had when you were 20.

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Tracey De Santa
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The tennis guy? Way to go, mom. Real classy.

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Amanda De Santa
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My insecure jealous husband takes his next victim...

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Kyle Chavis
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My schedule's wide open let me know when he isn't around.

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Kyle Chavis
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Great session today. Always a pleasure working with you. And I WILL call you Amanda :)

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Amanda De Santa
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This guy Gary that Tracey is seeing is the definition of a loser. He makes Jimmy look like a gigolo.

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Lisa Barclay
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Where did you get your breasts done again?

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Kyle Chavis
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That's a killer forehand you're developing, Mrs De Santa! Same time next week?

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Amanda De Santa
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A daughter staring at a phone, a son staring at a game, a husband staring a TV - and they're all stoned. Just another Tuesday morning at the De Santas.

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Fabien Larouche
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Do not fear the unknown. Be the now. Namaste.

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Amanda De Santa
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Has anyone done this POW Cleanse? www.thepowcleanse.com

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Dr. Stanovicz
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I'm concerned. We haven't scheduled you for a procedure in over six months. If you aren't unhappy with the last wave of collagen work, please let me know. I'd be happy to discuss some alternatives.

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Amanda De Santa
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I seriously think Jimmy might be a bulimic who's forgotten to purge

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Keri Barker
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Credit card wars on Portola Drive tomorrow?

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Amanda De Santa
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My gyno just asked if I sent Tracey in by mistake - love that guy!

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Amanda De Santa
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Those bastards messed up my prescription again! I will destroy them!

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Amanda De Santa
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Stripper workout class at the gym - nailed it!

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Amanda De Santa
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How many drunk Rockford Hills women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six & 3 cute firemen! Lightbulb still needs changing, btw :)

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Amanda De Santa
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Where did I go wrong with my kids? Actually, don't answer that.

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Fabien Larouche
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Let me walk you along the path to your sacred place.

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Amanda De Santa
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The doctor says that Jimmy's 'rash' is from over friction.

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Peter Kerr
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Any oddjobs need doing again this summer, Mrs De Santa? I've got my driving license now.

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Amanda De Santa
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Stinks of weed in this house!

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Fabien Larouche
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Did you speak to you husband about signing up for another 6 private classes? For you, just $2000!


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Sandra Carelli
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I got your voicemail. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you with the Tracey comment.

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Sandra Carelli
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Just bumped into Tracey. She is SO like you!

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Fiona Larsson
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You and Mike wanna come over for fondu at the weekend? Or is he still in a mood?

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Jimmy De Santa
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I'm in my room, can't get to phone. Ate a whole bag of cake batter, might need a medic.

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Amanda De Santa
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I think I went a little overboard with the bleaching. Hope I can sit down ok for my hair appointment.

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Amanda De Santa
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I love the way that maid looks at me like I'm the help. Yeah, well if you want vacation pay, senora, declare some taxes.

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Amanda De Santa
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New Gammi Forapundo handbag. Best $3000 Michael ever spent.

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