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Devin Weston

Occupation: Global Finance Mogul
Relationship Status: Elite Sperm Donor
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Devin Weston
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Congratulations to Richards Majestic on the premiere of Meltdown. I am proud to be the majority shareholder and to have played such a crucial role in keeping America's great movie industry alive.

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Devin Weston
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Molly, you were one of the most committed and ruthless lawyers I've ever had on my books. I promise you that your death will not be in vain.

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Ray Navarro
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Just heard about Molly. Let me know how you want to move on this.

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Devin Weston
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If my aggressive acquisition strategy goes to plan, the Weston Racing team will soon have the most enviable fleet of cars in the world. You're welcome, guys!

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Devin Weston
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Never work with children or animals - and most ex-cons are a combo of the two

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Devin Weston
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I don't go to my happy place, I live in it 24/7

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Devin Weston
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President Lawton called me personally this morning for advice on the economy. Makes a change, normally it's his wife calling me ;)

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Devin Weston
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Made the top ten sexiest financiers list for the 12th consecutive year.

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Devin Weston
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5 hours day-trading in the lotus position. I've never felt so relaxed getting rich.

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Devin Weston
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I only drink coffee anally these days.

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Devin Weston
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And another intern cries wolf...

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Simon Halcrow
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Thank you so much for finally accepting my friend request. You are my number 1 hero. I hope one day I can become a spiritual capitalist just like you.

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Devin Weston
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I now employ 4 people just to deal with my personal Lifeinvader page. I get 3000+ friend requests a day.

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Devin Weston
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Jackie, thanks for the date last night and for leaving so promptly this morning. I am now de-friending you.

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Devin Weston
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Another assistant bites the dust. If I tell you no complex carbs in the office, I mean NO COMPLEX CARBS IN THE OFFICE

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Devin Weston
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Just completed 5 multi-million transactions whilst meditating - I am now literally trading in my sleep!

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Ray Navarro
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Had to twist some arms but got the numbers looking real solid for the audit :-)

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Devin Weston
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Another honorary macroeconomics Phd. Yawn.

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Devin Weston
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The golden rule - nothing over 21 unless it's vintage wine or a vintage car

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Devin Weston
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Just had my body age evaluated again. I'm still getting younger.

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Devin Weston
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Is there anything more fun than screwing over your so-called rich friends?

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Ray Navarro
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Killer racket ball session, boss. You ever gonna let me win?

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Devin Weston
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If you want to feel inspired, check out my website www.bedevinweston.com

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Devin Weston
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Always do unto others as you would do unto your staff

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Devin Weston
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Fortunately for the rest of the business community, my work life balance is 10/90

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Devin Weston
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The last time I flew commercial you could still smoke on the plane and the hostesses dressed like hookers.

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Molly Schultz
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I know your schedule is crazy today so if you miss dinner feel free to stop by my place and I can give you something.

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Devin Weston
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I ran 20 miles before breakfast, then skipped breakfast. #bedevinweston

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Devin Weston
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Sue Murry and Jock Cranley are both so desperate for my endorsement on their gubernatorial bid I'd feel embarrassed for them if I knew what embarrassment felt like.

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Devin Weston
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Some people have their own jet at the airport. I have my own departure lounge.

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Molly Schultz
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Can't get through to you on your phone but I'm happy to stay late again if you need me

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Devin Weston
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Another embarrassing day for IAA security. What is this country coming to?

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Devin Weston
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The best leverage you have in any deal is someon's weakness

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Devin's rules # 16 - real power is not having to vote. Because you own both candidates already. #Joke #Notreally

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Franklin
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Good work again, slick. Keep it up - you know I'll look after you. Stick with Team Weston and you'll always be a winner.
Franklin
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You've got real potential, Franklin. Just don't let dead wood hold you down. Surround yourself with hasbeens and soon enough you'll become one yourself.
Franklin
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You're young, you're hungry. I like that. This shark has always got room for the right remora.