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Jimmy De Santa

Occupation: Say wha???
Relationship Status: Mack daddy
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Amanda De Santa
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Friends 152
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Stalking 2
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Jimmy De Santa
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So that comedy writer I've been giving constructive criticism to online? Turns out he REALLY can't take a joke.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Everybody go see Meltdown! It's so awful it's awesome!


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Jimmy De Santa
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I'm a hero! I teabagged an elite special forces assassin and not just virtually in a game this time!


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Tracey De Santa
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Wow you actually stepped up and did something not cowardly for once in your life.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Somehow my dad's become a movie producer and my sister's become a reality TV star! I really do need to do something with my life now!


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Jimmy De Santa
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The De Santa family is almost getting along. It's weird. I don't know if I like it.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Watching my dad beat up my mom's boyfriend then tattoo a penis on the slimy TV dude trying to bang my sister, it's a filial love I've rarely felt.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Dad beat up mom's boy toy with a laptop so I'm moving back home! Who's online later for some Slaughter time???


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Jimmy De Santa
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I am seriously low on funds. This whole independent thing is expensive, dudes.


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Jimmy De Santa
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A patronizing French yogi in his 20s is now bottom of my future father in law wish list.


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Jimmy De Santa
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That creepy Lazlow guy is totally grooming Tracey!


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Jimmy De Santa
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Has anyone got a sofa I can crash on?


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Jimmy De Santa
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Feeling kinda bad about what I did to my dad but then I'm also kinda over it.


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Ahron Ward
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How did that thing work out with your dad?


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Jimmy De Santa
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I've moved out bitchzzz! J-Dog is roaming free!


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Jimmy De Santa
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Who's checked out that viral Poppy Mitchell video? I would tear that ass up.


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Ahron Ward
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Got your message. Whatever you need, I'll be at burger shot.


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Jimmy De Santa
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oh great uncle trevor's back


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Ryan Bennett
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Can't believe your folks sprung you for all that green!


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Tracey De Santa
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Why did you tell dad about fame or shame you disgusting little turd??? I hope you eat yourself to deah.


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Tracey De Santa
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Don't tell Mom and Dad about the auditions ok!


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Tracey De Santa
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You weasely little shit telling dad about the party on the yacht. Get a life of your own!


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Jimmy De Santa
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In weird 'De Santa' family news... Dad smashes TV in blind rage, Jimmy + Dad go on gay bike ride, Dad hijacks a boat and steals sea shark. Oh, and Tracey does porn (ok no news there).


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Jimmy De Santa
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So tripped out about Jay Norris! I was all ready to camp out in line for that mobile device!


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Jimmy De Santa
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Oh and I did I mention that my dad is now best friends with the burglar who broken into our house? Don't even ask.


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Jimmy De Santa
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So that boat thing didn't work out. Lucky for me my dad's a lunatic or I could be dead right now!


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Jimmy De Santa
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So that car thing didn't work out. But new plan. 1) I need money 2) My dad's boat is just sitting there 3) Are we all doing the math?


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Jimmy De Santa
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Only my dad would return my new car at 100mph through the dealership window!


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Tracey De Santa
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just saw a show about primordial dwarfs - I think that's what's wrong with your penis.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Looking at this paperwork again and think I might have got stiffed a little with this car deal. I'm guessing double digit percentages aren't a good thing? And are weekly payments normal?


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Jimmy De Santa
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All u losers bow down! Big J's gotta new whip! Canary yellow Karin BJXL" Oh yeah! Bitches will be FLOCKING!


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I've realized I don't need my dad to buy me a car. I can get my own financing. There's these really amazing deals with zero down and no credit check at Premium Deluxe Motorsport.

Amanda Stop ordering food on my credit card and make do with the 3 delicious meals provided


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Jimmy De Santa
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Stairs suck. When I get my own place. No stairs.


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Colin Easton
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You smoke pole.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Is there anything more fun than systematically assassinating someone's character online?


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Evan Arnold
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It rocks you can smoke weed in your house.


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Tracey De Santa
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if your tits get any bigger I'm going to have to lend you a bra.


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Ross Connon
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Are all your internal organs lying in a pile on the floor between your legs? Because I just VIOLATED you on Level 9, dude!


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Tracey De Santa
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Stop staring at my friends when they come over.


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Jimmy De Santa
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I'm not joking. I think I have bedsores after that 10 hour session on RS7!


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Colin Easton
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You bite pillows


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Tracey De Santa
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I can smell the rotting cheese in your neck rolls from my room


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Jimmy De Santa
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The lesson that love conquers everything is not one taught in our house


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Tracey De Santa
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Stop locking yourself in the bathroom for half an hour with my high school yearbook! It's so gross!


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Tracey De Santa
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you're going to die a virgin


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Jay Wallace
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How is your game that weak? You totally creeped those girls out last night, dude!


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Colin Easton
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Your mom makes me feel funny in my pants


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Jimmy De Santa
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I honestly think I might have the most dysfunctional family in America


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Evan Arnold
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Can I get my copy of 'Ass ist gud ja' back now?


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Jimmy De Santa
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I hate it when my dad tries to act like he's my friend. No, I don't "want to throw a ball around", Mike.


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Amy Turner
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Stop phoning me or I'll call the police.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Why does my third grade teacher still call my mom all the time?


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You know what time it is! Slaughter time!


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Amy Turner
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By the way, that thing you found in my drawer was a back massager


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Jimmy De Santa
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Any of you pussies want to get pounded on Army of Menace 3????


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Tracey De Santa
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for a kid with learning difficulties you sure picked up masturbation fast


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Jimmy De Santa
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You know it's going to be a good day when you wake up thinking you finished all the nachos last night only to realize there's still half a bag.


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Jimmy De Santa
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Where do the days go? I don't know how employed people find the time.


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Colin Easton
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You roast rump


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Jimmy De Santa
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Biggest shit ever dude! Almost broke the bowl!


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Tracey De Santa
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Why do you always look like you've just been swimming in duck fat?


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Jimmy De Santa
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When the door's locked, you knock! How difficult is that for my parents to understand?


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Tracey De Santa
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Me and my friends were just discussing how you look like a bald anemic sloth

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