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Simeon Yetarian

Occupation: Businessman & Philanthropist
Relationship Status: Family man
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Sacha Yetarian
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Simeon Yetarian
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You are all very dear to me, even those many of you I haven't met. This weekend Premium Deluxe Motorsport will be offering a special price on selected vehicles for all my Lifeinvader friends!

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Owen Yates
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So this is the only way I can get in touch with you now? By tricking you into accepting my friend request? Where is my deposit? You can't just call me a racist and hang up every time I ask for my money back!

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Barbara Watkins
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Stop texting me. I never want to see you again.

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Simeon Yetarian
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To the lovely Barbara thank you for a delightful first date and sorry again for forgetting my wallet!

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Simeon Yetarian
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I don't believe it! A bum just urinated on my air dancer promotional sign! I thought this neighborhood was supposed to be gentrified!

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Simeon Yetarian
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Please tell all your friends about Premium Deluxe Motorsport. Credit crisis? We don't see crisis, we see opportunity.

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Anak Horozian
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Thank you for the kind birthday gift. I will add the Premium Deluxe Motorsport voucher to the others you have given me on every previous year.

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Simeon Yetarian
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My new business cards arrived. All 8 job titles!

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Simeon Yetarian
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I am pleased to report that my new requisitions team is learning fast under my mentorship.

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Yerghat Tankian
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Can you believe the Armenian sisters from that awful reality show? All they do is talk about their private places and marry basketball players!

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Simeon Yetarian
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Tired of being turned away for loans? Come to Premium Deluxe Motorsport in Pillbox Hill! No credit check! We trust you!

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Sacha Yetarian
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I tried to warn you about Franklin and Lamar, Uncle. Will you reconsider my proposal to create an Assistant Manager position within Premium Deluxe Motorsport?

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Simeon Yetarian
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My showroom vandalized by an employee I treated like a son! Once again I pay the price for offering impoverished youth a chance at a new life!

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Anak Horozian
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You have to do something about Sacha's twitch. It is like he is trying to bite his own ear off.

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Simeon Yetarian
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At Premium Deluxe Motorsport, we do not discriminate. We offer financing to anyone! No credit? No problem! You're approved!

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Simeon Yetarian
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I have put myself forward for another 'hero of the community' award. I hope they have got rid of the racist panel of judges who denied me last year.

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Sacha Yetarian
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I'm wondering whether we should be investing more in precious metals, Uncle Simeon? And I was also wondering when you were going to pay me for last month?

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Simeon Yetarian
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I see all my employees as the sons I would have had if I was more open-minded about interracial marriage.

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Simeon Yetarian
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Why don't you really ride shotgun this weekend by test driving a vehicle at Premium Deluxe Motorsport? Right next door to Ammu-nation!

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Lamar Davis
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You one dirty dog Simeon. Those photos you sent me the link to were straight up nasty!

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Simeon Yetarian
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I just closed another great deal at competitive interest rates. The customer tried to discriminate against me but I called him out on it and stood proud. He will not rush to judge another man's 5 o'clock shadow!

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Franklin
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If you continue to apply yourself and learn from my leadership I think you have a bright future in the requisitions department. I can fasttrack you to assistant manager in five years!
Franklin
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I need you and Lamar out in the field. Some of our customers have foolishly over-stretched themselves again with their credit schedule. And you wonder why America is in a crisis!
Franklin
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What the hell happened with that bike? Why must you make a simple job so complicated?
Lamar
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With loyalty, dedication and my careful mentorship I think you could be a capable requisitions executive. Keep up the good work.
Lamar
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ALL I did for you! You can blame Franklin for blowing your only chance at escaping the ghetto and making a career for yourself in automobile industry. I am glad I withheld your commission now - it will go towards repairing my showroom.