The Midlife Crisis Center is a business advertised in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Advertisements for the business can be heard on the radio. The center is a place for middle-aged individuals, especially husbands, who are discontent with their current lifestyles. It has a sports car dealership, designer clothing store and possibly a plastic surgery clinic. The business specializes in real estate, divorce attorneys, "mistress placement", plastic surgery, hair coloring and replacement, male for coats and much more. It is unknown where the business is located, as none of their premises appear in either Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas.