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The Midlife Crisis Center is a business advertised in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Advertisements for the business can be heard on the radio. The center has a sports car dealership, designer clothing store and possibly a plastic surgery clinic. The business specialises in real estate, divorce attorneys, "mistress placement", plastic surgery, hair coloring and replacement nails for coats and much more. It is unknown where the business is located, as none of their premises appear in either Los Santos, San Fierro and Las Venturas.