- "Classic! I loved this game. Every dawn was the same – domestic nuclear holocaust, neatly averted!"
- ―EXsorbeo site
Morning Missle Crisis is a video game released by EXsorbeo and mentioned on EXsorbeo site. Nothing is known about its gameplay, although it presumably involves combatting nuclear missiles. Its name is a reference to "morning missile" or "morning wood", which means waking up with an erect penis. The name is misspelled, however this may be because EXsorbeo.com is a fansite and not the official website.