"I’ll teach you all the overly-complex financial jargon you need to fool people into thinking you actually understand how the stock market works. It’s got me this far!"
―Karl Kelly

Mounting Bulls and Riding Bears is a stock market book written by Karl Kelly that is mentioned in a Weazel News radio segment in Grand Theft Auto V.


  • The book may be based on Riding the Bull, Beating the Bear: Market Timing for the Long-Term Investor.
  • 'Bulls' and 'Bears' are terms used to describe a rising and a declining market in stocks.