- "I’ll teach you all the overly-complex financial jargon you need to fool people into thinking you actually understand how the stock market works. It’s got me this far!"
- ―Karl Kelly
Mounting Bulls and Riding Bears is a stock market book written by Karl Kelly that is mentioned in a Weazel News radio segment in Grand Theft Auto V.
- The book may be based on Riding the Bull, Beating the Bear: Market Timing for the Long-Term Investor.
- 'Bulls' and 'Bears' are terms used to describe a rising and a declining market in stocks.