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My Five Uncles is a show advertised on WCTR and Radio X in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. It replaced Just the Five of Us on television. It is about five apparently homosexual men who adopt a daughter. It is a mocking parody of the popular sitcoms My Two Dads, in which two men raise a daughter, and Full House, in which a single, widowed dad raises his three daughters with the help of his best friend and brother-in-law. Critics observed that Full House glamorized the concept of each daughter being able to choose a different "dad" for different situations (one for values, one for humor, one for style), which likely further inspired the parody of multiple fathers.

Lines advertised on the commercial include:

One of the Five Uncles: "Welcome to your new home! You sleep in there, and we all sleep in here!"

Followed by

Daughter: "Hey, what's taking you guys so long in the bathroom?"

The Five Uncles: "We're just flossing, dear!"

And

Daughter: "I'm an emotionally abused orphan! Can't I get in on any of these group hugs?"

One of the Five Uncles: "No, you stupid bitch!"