- "Okay, okay, I'll get you the photos, I stashed the film in my lockup."
- ―Ned Burner
Ned Burner is a character in the Grand Theft Auto series who appears as a main character and later a minor antagonist in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. He is a reporter for the Liberty Tree newspaper.
Ned Burner is a resident of Staunton Island, Liberty City and a reporter for the Liberty Tree newspaper. Burner is known for getting a number of scoops and exclusives for LCN and gains information through e-mail contacts, including Maria Latore, and by hiring people to create news headlines for him to report on. In 1998 he impersonates a priest in a confession box at the cathedral in Bedford Point and hires Leone Family made man Toni Cipriani to cause chaos in the city. Burner hires Cipriani to kill a federal witness, steal diamonds, create chaos on the city roads in a firetruck and then kill film stars DB-P, Black Lightman and Faith W. for refusing to give an interview to the Liberty Tree newspaper. Ned Burner later goes to Shoreside Vale where he witnesses the murder of Avery Carrington, committed by Cipriani and Donald Love, who later hires Toni to kill him. Cipriani later steals both Carrington and Burner's corpses, taking them to Love's private jet as an in-flight dinner for Love.
- GTA Liberty City Stories
- L.C. Confidential (Voice/Boss)
- The Passion of the Heist (Voice/Boss)
- Karmageddon (Voice/Boss)
- False Idols (Boss/Betrayal)
- Stop the Press (Killed)
- Morgue Party Resurrection (Corpse)
- The nickname "Father Ned" may be taken from the titular character of the TV show, "Father Ted".
- Ned Burner's name may also be a reference to real-life media mogul Ted Turner.