Oily Johnnie's Massage Parlor is a massage parlor, run by Oily Johnnie, which is located in the Red Light District of Portland Island, Liberty City. The massage parlor appears in Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. It is, however, inaccessible to the player and plays no role in the storyline whatsoever. The name is another crude sexual joke by Rockstar, as the name 'Oily Johnnie' could be a reference to a penis with lube on it.
- This place are in the same spot as Jonnie's bar in GTA Advance, but it's unlikely that the two are the same person due to his different type of business.
- In Liberty City Stories, this place is known as Oil Be Back Massage, which is an obvious reference to T-800's line "I'll be back" from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.