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All known quotes by Paul Martin, on Vladivostok FM In The Ballad of Gay Tony.

"Where the fuck, is fucking Vladivostok? I thought this was America?"
―Near the end of songs.
"Feel the love Bahama Mamas! Feel the love!"
―During songs.
"Aww it's massive! It's a proper banging tune! Comin' at'cha. Let's have it! Are you mad for it? I'm mad for it! Let's have it!"
―When "Music" by Jonathan Peters plays.