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How does it work
Why wait until a post mortem to look good? Preservex brings the wisdom of the Funeral Parlor to the Beauty Parlour
We mail you 10 syringes and an IV Bag. Simply insert the IV Bag into a vein, then while the magic drains into your bloodstream. Use the syringe to insert additional liquid into your face, neck, and especially reproductive organs. A saggy **** or a droopy member will give you away in a second.
Don't watch yourself decompose, freeze time just like that.
The cream is advertised for $79.00.
It is also 100% vegan and cruelty free.