Preservex is a range of skin care products in Grand Theft Auto V.


Preservex is made using formaldehyde, with a technique similar to that used in funeral homes. However, it is implied to make users of the product look rigid and corpse-like. The products are advertised on the radio and bottles of the products can be found in some places in the game, such as Debra's bedroom in Floyd's Apartment. They have a website at ""


How does it work

"Why wait until a post mortem to look good? Preservex brings the wisdom of the Funeral Parlor to the Beauty Parlour

We mail you 10 syringes and an IV Bag. Simply insert the IV Bag into a vein, then while the magic drains into your bloodstream. Use the syringe to insert additional liquid into your face, neck, and especially reproductive organs. A saggy **** or a droopy member will give you away in a second.

Don't watch yourself decompose, freeze time just like that.

The cream is advertised for $79.00.

It is also 100% vegan and cruelty free."


  • The bottle of Preservex seen in game is called "Preservation".