- "Forget about love, nothing's going to break your heart like the price of real estate. Free for all deathmatch on an unaffordable Cul de Sac near Mirror Park. Look out for the sniper on the grassy knoll."
- ―-Match description
This job was added in Valentine's Day Massacre Special update. It takes place just east of Mirror Park, East Vinewood, in a small high-end residential area. Players fight against each other in a series of cul-de-sacs within the area.
Strangely, despite being added in the Valentine's Day Massacre Special update, no content from the update appears in the Deathmatch.