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CJ enters Ryder's House.
Ryder Hey man, what you want?
CJ Seeing my homie. What's up with you?
Ryder Yeah, homie, yeah, yeah. It's good to see you back.
CJ No homie love? No hug?
Ryder Oh, for sure, for sure my nigga, my bad. What's crackin' with you?
CJ Hey, man, what you strapped for?
Ryder Man, some pizza place keeps painting over our hit up, man! That shit is beautiful. Teach the owner a lesson. He's fucking with Grove Street. You down?
CJ I'm always down.
Ryder Ahhhh, yeah... Let's go, bitch.
CJ and Ryder exit Ryder's house.
Ryder Hey, show me how they drive on the East Coast, homie!
CJ and Ryder get into Ryder's Picador.
CJ Hey, Old Reece still run the barber shop?
Ryder Like a raggedy-assed motherfucker! He popped his membrane years ago! No WAY I'd let that old fool near MY head!
CJ Yeah, I think I'll get cut up.
Ryder Whatever. You got five minutes. I'll be cutting you like a DJ. So when you running off again?
CJ I'm not, I'm thinkin' of staying.
Ryder Why?
CJ My family, the homies is here.
Ryder We were always here, fool!
CJ Yeah, but, now I'm back and I know what I'm missing.
Ryder Don't expect me to kiss your ass or nothing. You're still a buster to me.
CJ Yeah, OK, thanks homie.
Ryder Yeah, don't mention it.
CJ enters the barber shop and chooses a haircut.
Reece Tell Big Smoke he needs a cut.
CJ leaves the barber shop.
Ryder (if CJ gets a cheap haircut) Shit! I told you he was crazy! Man, you jacked up!
Ryder (if CJ gets an expensive haircut) You know something? I take it back, Old Reece still got it cracking.
Ryder Man, what's this? Shit looks ridiculous. No respect for the 'hood, all clean and shit. You're looking too skinny, CJ. Go and get us something to eat. I'm gonna finish this. Then I'm gonna take care of business.
CJ enters The Well Stacked Pizza Co. and orders some food. Ryder shortly after enters wielding a Pistol.
Ryder Give up the money! This a raid!
Well Stacked Pizza Clerk Ryder! Not this again!
Ryder It ain't me, fool!
Well Stacked Pizza Clerk No one else is that small! I feel sorry for your dad!
CJ Shit, you crazy! Let's get out up outta here!
Ryder Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta! Oh, shit! RUN!
CJ and Ryder get into Ryder's Picador and start to escape as the Well Stacked Pizza Clerk runs out of the store wielding a Shotgun.
Well Stacked Pizza Clerk This pizza parlor is no push-over!
Ryder What you waiting for, fool? Take us back to the Grove, motherfucker!
CJ and Ryder drive back to Ryder's house in Grove Street.
Ryder Better drop by and see Sweet. He's been yapping on about that graffiti, too. Later, homie.

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