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Mrs Cipriani: “A real man would have called his mother. You could learn a thing or two from Giovanni Casa. He calls his mother every day. Now, he's a good man. And his Sicilian sausage is the best in town!”
Toni Cipriani: “Casa?! But, Ma, Casa ain't a good man, he's a pervert!”
Mrs Cipriani: “That's just a foul mouthed rumor! What kind of a man are you, Toni?”
Toni Cipriani: “Alright, Ma, whatever you say. Maybe I'll give Giovanni a call, see what he's up to.”
Toni Cipriani and his mother

Snappy Dresser is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by his mother at Momma's Restaurante in Saint Mark's, Portland, Liberty City.

Mission[]

The mission begins with Mrs Cipriani complaining to Toni that he never called and comparing him to Giovanni Casa, a delicatessen owner in Chinatown. Toni decides to prove to his mother how perverted Casa is and goes to his apartment in Saint Mark's to pick up his camera.

Toni drives to Deli-rium Delicatessen and sees him pick up two prostitutes (one called Mona Lott), and follows them as Casa drives to a secluded area in Callahan Point. Casa then changes into a diaper and begins to chase the startled prostitutes. Toni takes a picture of Casa, who realizes someone is watching and makes a quick escape.

Toni goes to Ma's restaurant with photographic evidence of Casa's perversions and hoping to gain some approval from his mother. However, the whole act backfires at him as his mother wonders if that's how Toni spend his time taking inappropriate photos of men and still retaining a good opinion about Casa.

Reward[]

The reward for passing the mission is $100 and unlocks the next mission from Mrs Cipriani, Big Rumble in Little China.

Transcript[]

Transcript
Toni Cipriani goes to visit Mrs. Cipriani at her restaurant in Saint Mark's.
Toni: Ma? It's me, I'm back!
Toni hears no response and attempts to walk away.
Ma
(Voice only):
Toni? Where the hell have you been? Not one phone call all the time you were away. They don't have phones where you were?
Toni: Aw, come on, Ma, you know I couldn't call!
Ma
(Voice only):
A real man would have called his mother. You could learn a thing or two from Giovanni Casa. He calls his mother every day. Now, he's a good man. And his Sicilian sausage is the best in town!
Toni: Casa?! But, Ma, Casa ain't a good man, he's a pervert!
Ma
(Voice only):
That's just a foul mouthed rumor! What kind of a man are you, Toni?
Toni: Alright, Ma, whatever you say. Maybe I'll give Giovanni a call, see what he's up to.
Toni goes to his apartment, gets a camera, then heads towards Giovanni's Deli in Chinatown.
Casa: I think I'm in the mood for some luvin'.
Casa gets into his van and drives around Chinatown, with Toni following him. Casa then stops to pick up two prostitutes, then drives to a secluded area in Callahan Point.
Casa: Okay, ladies, gimme a minute here, will ya? I'm gonna change into something that's a little more...me.
Some time passes as the two prostitutes are out of the van.
Casa: Okay, ladies, it's milk time!
Casa gets out of the back of his van, dressed in a diaper.
Casa: Who's gonna be momma?
Prostitute: Oh, my!
Casa: Ah, come on, ladies, get with the program!
The prostitutes scream and begin running away from Casa. Meanwhile, Toni spies on Casa and takes a picture of him wearing a diaper.
Casa: Oh, God! Oh, God! Don't look at me!
Casa and the prostitutes retreat to the van and drive away. Toni heads back to his mother's restaurant to show her the picture he's taken.
Toni: Hey, Ma! Take a look at my photo! It's your 'good man' Giovanni Casa... wearing a goddamn diaper!
Ma
(Voice only):
Is this how you spend your time? Sneaking around in the woods, taking pictures of men? What's wrong with you, Antonio? You shame me!
Toni: But...
Ma
(Voice only):
And, diaper or no diaper, he's still a better man than you!


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