GTA Wiki
Register
Advertisement
GTA Wiki
19,722
pages

I like you, big boy. Maybe you can help. Maybe you can prove you a man. Huh? Take out the boat. Show me you got some big cojones, and not some little bitty chiquita ones.

Stunt Boat Challenge is the first mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City given to protagonist Tommy Vercetti by Cubans leader Umberto Robina from his father's cafe in Little Havana, Vice City.

Walkthrough[]

Brief[]

Tommy Vercetti receives a call on the mobile phone he stole from Leo Teal from Umberto Robina. After he tells him that he killed Leo, Umberto suggests that he drive to the Café Robina in Little Havana. In the café, Umberto confronts Tommy and questions his masculinity. Tommy insults him right back, and Umberto tells him to prove himself by proving he can drive a boat.

The Mission[]

Rico, a member of the Cubans, accompanies Tommy to watch him.

The boat must be driven through a series of checkpoints, including some sections through narrow canals, and a few ramps. Losing speed, lack of boat handling and patience can make Tommy lose time and eventually fail the mission. As some of the checkpoints are in the air above the ramps which requires the boat to be driven with enough speed, good handling and patience.

The checkpoint race must be completed in three minutes or the mission is failed. The mission is also failed if the boat is destroyed.

Mission Objectives[]

In order to complete the mission the player must:

  • Go through the first checkpoint to begin the test.
  • You have three minutes to get round the course.

Reward[]

The reward for completing this mission is $1,000 and the missions Cannon Fodder and Juju Scramble are unlocked.

Transcript[]

Transcript
Tommy Vercetti enters Café Robina, meeting Umberto Robina and his father, Alberto.
Alberto: Sí, men?
Umberto: Hey, easy Papi, this man's for me. You, you the boy? Oh yeah, you the boy. I think so, you know?
Tommy: No, I don't think I do.
Umberto: Oh yeah? You come here, tough guy. You think you can take me on? You think you can play stupid with me?
Tommy: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.
Alberto: Hey, he call you dumb, son.
Umberto: And I call him a little girl, Papi. Look at him, all dressed up like that. What is this, ladies night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
Tommy: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
Umberto: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!
Tommy: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax.
Umberto: Can you drive, amigo?
Tommy: Yeah... like a woman.
Umberto: (laughs) Very funny. I like you, big boy. Maybe you can help. Maybe you can prove you a man. Huh? Take out the boat. Show me you got some big cojones, and not some little bitty chiquita ones.
Tommy leaves the café and heads to a dock in Leaf Links, where he meets Rico, a Cuban gang member.
Rico: Hey, I'm Rico. You the man with the big cojones?
Tommy: Tommy Vercetti, let's go.
Rico: OK, man, treat her like a woman.
Tommy and Rico get into a Speeder. Tommy must race across Leaf Links and Vice Beach within 3 minutes, while going through narrow canals and jumping ramps along the way.
Rico:
*(2nd checkpoint) Amigo, you the man, man.
*(5th checkpoint) Call yourself a man, man?
*(10th checkpoint) You a little scaredy kitten, baby boy, go cry to your mommy!
*(16th checkpoint) Not bad, you're a real man.
*(23rd checkpoint) Man, you the man, man! I like you, man. I like you a lot.
*(24th checkpoint) Any time, man. 'cause you got cojones, and all my friends, they got big cojones.
Tommy beats the clock and arrives back at the Leaf Links dock.
Rico: You got big cojones, amigo.
Rico sails away in the boat.


Post-Mission Phone Call[]

Auntie Poulet: Tommy, 'nuf dead man been chattin' about you, my dear. Thought you might need something to make you feel better. So Auntie Poulet make you some stew, aye? Come by me kitchen some time, ok Tommy?

Walkthrough[]

Video Walkthroughs[]

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • The song that can be heard playing in the background during the opening cutscene is "A Gozar Con Mi Combo" by Cachao. The song is also featured on the in-game radio station Radio Espantoso.
  • If the player equipped a machine gun before triggering the mission, it can be used to kill Rico when they get out of the boat (it does not affect the storyline).
  • Umberto asking Tommy if he dresses like a woman is a nod to the beginning of Scarface, where the police officers ask Tony Montana the same question.
  • If the player kills the golfers that always spawn in the Leaf Links part where you jump over collecting the second checkpoint, the player will get a $100 bonus.
  • In The Definitive Edition, when Alberto says "Hey, he call you dumb, son," the old man in the middle (named Pepe in the game files) is moving his mouth to speak instead of Alberto. This is an oversight by Grove Street Games.

Navigation[]

Navigation
[ ve ]Grand Theft Auto series
Grand Theft AutoProtagonists | Liberty City (and New Guernsey) | San Andreas | Vice City | Characters | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: London
London 1969Protagonists | London | Characters | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
London 1961Protagonists | London | Manchester | Characters | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto 2Claude Speed/GBC Protagonists | Anywhere City (Downtown | Residential | Industrial) | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto IIIClaude | Liberty City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: Vice CityTommy Vercetti | Vice City | Characters | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: San AndreasCarl Johnson | State of San Andreas (Los SantosSan FierroLas VenturasRed CountyFlint CountyWhetstoneBone CountyTierra Robada) | Characters | Missions | Gangs | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto AdvanceMike | Liberty City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Soundtrack | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City StoriesToni Cipriani | Liberty City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City StoriesVictor Vance | Vice City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto IVNiko Bellic | Liberty City | Alderney | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Episodes from Liberty City
The Lost and DamnedJohnny Klebitz | Liberty City | Alderney | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
The Ballad of Gay TonyLuis Fernando Lopez | Liberty City | Alderney | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown WarsHuang Lee | Liberty City | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto VMichael De Santa | Trevor Philips | Franklin Clinton | Southern San Andreas (Los Santos (County) | Blaine County) | State of North Yankton (Ludendorff) | Characters | Gangs | Missions | Weapons | Vehicles | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Grand Theft Auto OnlineGTA Online Protagonist (Crews | Organizations | Motorcycle Clubs) | Southern San Andreas (Los Santos (County) | Blaine County) | The Caribbean (Cayo Perico) | Missions | Jobs | Gangs | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Reputation (Arena Points | LS Car Meet) | Content Updates | Events | Achievements/Trophies | Awards
Grand Theft Auto VILucia | Unnamed male accomplice | State of Leonida (Vice-Dale County | Kelly County | Leonard County) | Characters | Missions | Vehicles | Weapons | Radio stations | Achievements/Trophies | Cheats
Collectibles | Multiplayer | Modifications | Controversy
[ ve ]Missions in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
IntroductionIn The Beginning... | An Old Friend
Ken Rosenberg Radar-LawyerIcon-GTAVCThe Party | Back Alley Brawl | Jury Fury | Riot
Avery Carrington Radar-AveryIcon-GTAVC
Part 1Four Iron | Demolition Man
Part 2Two Bit Hit
Juan Cortez Radar-CortezIcon-GTAVC
Part 1Treacherous Swine | Mall Shootout | Guardian Angels
Part 2Sir, Yes Sir!
Part 3All Hands On Deck!
Ricardo Diaz Radar-DiazIcon-GTAVC
Part 1The Chase | Phnom Penh '86 | The Fastest Boat | Supply & Demand
Part 2Rub Out
Kent Paul Radar-KentIcon-GTAVCDeath Row
Tommy Vercetti Radar-TommyIcon-GTAVCKeep Your Friends Close...*
Umberto Robina Radar-CubansIcon-GTAVC
Part 1Stunt Boat Challenge | Cannon Fodder | Naval Engagement
Part 2Trojan Voodoo
Auntie Poulet Radar-HaitiansIcon-GTAVCJuju Scramble | Bombs Away! | Dirty Lickin's
Love Fist Radar-LovefistIcon-GTAVC
Part 1Love Juice | Psycho Killer
Part 2Publicity Tour
Mitch Baker Radar-BikersIcon-GTAVCAlloy Wheels of Steel | Messing With The Man | Hog Tied
Earnest Kelly Radar-PrintworksIcon-GTAVCCap The Collector
Assets
Boatyard Radar-BoatyardIcon-GTAVCCheckpoint Charlie
Cherry Popper
Ice Cream Factory
Radar-CherrypoppersIcon-GTAVC
Distribution
InterGlobal Films Studio Radar-FilmstudioIcon-GTAVCRecruitment Drive | Dildo Dodo | Martha's Mug Shot | G-Spotlight
Kaufman Cabs Radar-KaufmancabsIcon-GTAVCV.I.P. | Friendly Rivalry | Cabmageddon
Printworks Radar-PrintworksIcon-GTAVCSpilling the Beans | Hit the Courier
Malibu Club Radar-MalibuIcon-GTAVCNo Escape? | The Shootist | The Driver | The Job
Phil Cassidy Radar-PhilIcon-GTAVCGun Runner | Boomshine Saigon
Vercetti Estate Radar-TommyIcon-GTAVCShakedown | Bar Brawl | Cop Land
Mr. Black Radar-PhoneIcon-GTAVC
Part 1Road Kill
Part 2Waste the Wife
Part 3Autocide
Part 4Check Out at the Check In
Part 5Loose Ends
Side MissionsParamedic | Firefighter | Vigilante | Taxi Driver | Pizza Boy | Hotring | Bloodring | Dirtring | PCJ Playground | Cone Crazy | Trial by Dirt | Test Track | RC Bandit Race | RC Baron Race | RC Raider Pickup
Street RacesTerminal Velocity | Ocean Drive | Border Run | Capital Cruise | Tour! | V.C. Endurance
Missions in GTA Vice City (Category) | Missions | Beta Missions | Side Missions (Category)
* denotes the final story mission.
Advertisement