TacoBomb-Website-GTAV in GTA V is the official website of the fast-food chain Taco Bomb in Grand Theft Auto V. The website features various menu items, as well as an interactive section called "Learn Spanish With Paco the Taco!", in which it lists some Spanish phrases alongside their English translations. However, the translations are incorrect and humorously obscene in nature.

Learn Spanish With Paco the Taco

Spanish Website Translation Actual Translation
Mi taco tiene pinta de vagina podrida My taco looks so tasty! My taco looks like a rotten vagina
Mi colon está a punto de explotar Where are the toilets? My colon is about to explode
Necesito una cesárea de emergencia This burrito is so filling! I need an emergency caesarean
Mi perro come mejor This is such a treat! My dog eats better
Los nachos huelen a vómito de elefante The nachos smell delicious! The nachos smell like elephant's vomit
Me duele el brazo derecho What a nutritious meal! My right arm is hurting
Mi perineo se está derritiendo I feel so revived! My perineum is melting