Tanked Up
CJ What's wrong with you now?
Zero I've learned an important lesson.
CJ What?
Zero That it's fun to have an enemy. That with Berkley dead my life is also over.
CJ What do you mean?
Zero It is perfectly natural, Carl. We're fighting machines, Carl, as much as this tank, or that chopper. And with no one to fight, we're nothing. I am just facing up to the void. Don't mind me, Carl. I am having an existential crisis. You carry on painting graffiti and wearing your gold chains. All I want is a little peace.
CJ I got the cops on my case, a big fat prick who betrayed me and you're having such a crisis? Man, I'll give you 'exi-mental', you damn square. What's that noise?
Zero Sounds like a model 7, a 5:1 ratio, equipped with cannon.
CJ No, it doesn't. No it doesn't... It sounds like a whole army of them!
Zero' Oh dear God - Berkley is alive?
Zero It must have been a patrol we heard. If Berkley's still alive, he'll be servicing his transmitters! We've got to go stop him!
CJ How?
Zero You're the gangster, you tell me! Carl, where are you going? What are you doing, Carl? That's Berkley over there!
CJ Right, I'm going to go beat on that fool!
Zero Wait! Berkley is a master tactician, a cautious general!
CJ Meaning?
Zero Meaning it's a trap! Deploy the tank! Use the tank to take out those buggies!
CJ What's the problem, they're only little cars?
Zero Trust me, stop them at all costs!