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The Barfs is a Saturday Morning cartoon advertised in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, appearing on VBC.


The show is a parody of The Smurfs and Snorks. Like its real-life counterpart, each character has a unique personality and appear on numerous amounts of branded merchandise, such as Little Lacy Surprise underwear. However, unlike the Smurfs, the Barfs explicitly hate sharing, likening sharing to communism. Each Barf has his or her own firearm for "protection and fun". Their names seem to be a play on the adjectives that can be attributed to kinds of barf.

In Grand Theft Auto V, during the mission "Friend Request", you can see a few The Barfs toys on the wall.

In Grand Theft Auto Online, you were able to buy a Barfs T-shirt as part of the Independence Day Special.


  • Big Major Barf - a Barf dressed in military garb, carries an M16
  • Lady Barf - a female Barf, carries a derringer
  • Chunky Barf - a Barf wearing a do-rag and gold chain, carries a Micro-SMG
  • Smokey Barf - a Barf who smokes a lot, carries a Double Barreled Shotgun
  • Tiny Barf - a baby Barf with a mohawk, carries a Python
  • Fruity Barf - a homosexual Barf, carries a squirt gun
  • Harlot Barf - Big Major Barf's mother. Only mentioned in a radio ad.