The Barfs is a Saturday Morning cartoon advertised in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, appearing on VBC. The show is a parody of The Smurfs. Like its real life counterpart, each character has a unique personality and appear on numerous amounts of branded merchandise, such as Little Lacy Surprise underwear. However, unlike the Smurfs, the Barfs explicitly hate sharing, alluding sharing to communism. Each Barf has his or her own firearm for "protection and fun".
- Big Major Barf - a Barf dressed in military garb, carries a M16
- Lady Barf - a female Barf, carries a small revolver
- Chunky Barf - a Barf wearing a do-rag and gold chain, carries a Mini Uzi
- Smokey Barf - a Barf who smokes a lot, carries a Double Barreled Shotgun
- Tiny Barf - a baby Barf with a mohawk, carries a Python
- Fruity Barf - a homosexual Barf, carries a squirt gun