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The Bean Machine in Columbus Center, GTA IV.


Bean machine logo.

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Another Bean Machine cafe on Star Junction.

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Bean Machine's rotating cup on Star Junction.

"Tastes like fuel. Kicks like a mule."
―GTA IV Website

The Bean Machine is a coffeehouse chain from Grand Theft Auto IV, GTA Chinatown Wars and Grand Theft Auto V.


The Bean Machine replaces Tarbrush Café from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and is a spoof of chains such as Starbucks and Coffee Bean.

Despite its numerous stores throughout Liberty City, the player cannot visit any location. Its advert can be regularly seen on TV and heard on the radio. The chain's slogan (as seen on its website) is "Tastes like fuel, kicks like a mule". The Bean Machine is most likely the place to find businessmen and women loading up on overpriced lattes before they head out to work.

The coffee beans in the logo meet up to form a certain female body part, an example of Rockstar's sexual humor.

A Bean Machine cup was seen in the first trailer of Grand Theft Auto V, also a jogger was seen wearing a shirt resembling the logo.


  • Gunkacchino
  • High Noon
  • Speedball
  • The Bratte
  • The Flusher
  • Caffeagra
  • The Big Fruit
  • The Eco-Fee


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